Steve Woolley

When Samaritans put you on hold. Jokes

@JillFanoO4 My mum

@HarryVerity75 They’ve unblocked me too

@NinjaBreadMark @BenGLC That sounds right up my street

2nd show of the #EdinburghFringe for me was @BenGLC getting super nerdy with numbers, stats and graphs about all the deaths in Buffy... turns out even the most average death is super unique! Fantastic show, another must see!

@Sarah_Curse @nadineheather_ I was just thinking the same. It’s beautiful handwriting

@nadineheather_ Completely random, but I adore your handwriting 🖊

@TapsStick How are hockey players paid? With a check

@shep2of2 It’s a different kind of painful

He fell a long time ago, but he never gave up

@ajt55 Have you posted it again? 😂

@davidnumber48 @SSSC_Official @steelershockey Do you think I should join you this time around? 😂

@SSSC_Official @steelershockey Emailed 🙂

Who normally watches the game through their fingers on a road trip to Cardiff 🙋 😂🤣😂🤣 We have limited tickets available for the @steelershockey away game on 15 October and they're only available to preorder from us til 10 September. All enquiries: sssc.awaytravel@gmail.com

@Backpainandwine Very good choice. And I’m now questioning my salad

@Backpainandwine What’s your order? I love the fino pita

@JayneeD666 @FergusonAeron Boom - clap. Boom - de - clap de clap

Tuneeeeeeeeeeeeee @FergusonAeron 😂 xxx

Some are lucky and have a couple to choose from

@PaulMcGrego7 @8matthewmyers @davephillips13 Oh very nice! I had a look whilst I was in hospital but ended up missing out

Just Davey Phillips days until we’re back home 🏒🥅🧡🧡

@_Embo Have a terrible pressure headache today.

@sophierouse_ Should be an Olympic sport this

When the animals get let out the cage to get the best sun beds