Dan

In place at Shamrock Rovers v Shelbourne for the Graham Burke v Will Jarvis grudge match

@GamewithDave Unreal Tournament! Facing Worlds the GOAT

For those who used a computer between 1995 and 2001, what's the computer game from that time that sticks with you the most, and why?

@Official_NCFC Laid the groundwork for our most recent success. Forever a Notts legend

On the third anniversary of his passing, our thoughts are with the family of our former CEO Jason Turner 🖤

@DaytrippingRed I'm 5 of these things all at once

A very good morning and I hope you’re all having a wonderful Sunday, except: Gabby Agbonlahor Samuel Luckhurst Richard Keys Jedward Orange lucozade drinkers Donald Trump The glazer family Jim Radcliffe Alejandro Garnacho Tinned tomato’s on breakfast enjoyers Weed smokers People who prefer cats to dogs Scousers Prawn eaters Ready salted crisps enjoyers Piers Morgan Paul Ince Americans Cops Farmers driving tractors about during rush hour times Cork people The rest of you, have a belter 👍🏻

@Gibboanxious Fucking is.

There Will Be Blood is NOT better than No Country For Old Men

@travisakers Steak & Lobster - Get ready to fight boys

I’ve got some bad news for you, Mike.

@BigBangers_ Returns £7610 doesn't it??? Worst fake I've seen 😭

BOOOOOOM BOOOOM BIG BANGER LANDS ANOTHER ONE 🔥🔥 £10 RETURNS £7700 🤯🤯🤯🤯 HUGE REAL MADRID VS CITY BET BUILDER BOOOMMMM 😎😎😎

Defence will have to do most of the heavy lifting tonight. Keep them to 0 and hope we can nick one.

Happy Mothers Day to all you special Mums out there. #PrayForMuamba

@jpmorgonchase @NoahGarfinkel Eric Hitchmo

@NoahGarfinkel and that's why they call him Satchmo!

“So I’m working on this song called What A Wonderful World about how beautiful everything is.” “That’s great, Louis, that sounds really nice—“ “It’s the saddest song ever written. You’re gonna want to blow your brains out.”

@cookiecarver This happened to a friend of mine while he was still a virgin. The girl was NAKED in this man's bed. He did NOTHING!

one time a girl got very drunk and messaged me to ask if she can crash at my place. i said sure but i have a single bed. she said that's fine. we were basically on top of each other. she kissed me on the lips so i kissed her on the forehead and said gn ...she liked me didn’t she

@tomaxwell @justalexoki That reply makes my bones hurt

@justalexoki obviously

what is the worst tweet of all time?

@SportingLifeFC @OUFCOfficial @Argyle @Coventry_City @Rovers @Wrexham_AFC @Official_NCFC @AFCWimbledon @GabSutton @RobRyanRed @olivernorburn18 @Jackopayne1 @JaydenWareham Omg do you mean Iorpenda maybe?!

Sky Bet EFL Team of the Week ⭐️⚽️ GK: Jamie Cumming - @OUFCOfficial RB: Joe Edwards - @Argyle RCB: Bobby Thomas - @Coventry_City LCB: Eiran Cashin - @Rovers LB: George Thomason - @Wrexham_AFC RCM: Oli Norburn - @Official_NCFC LCM: Ali Smith - @AFCWimbledon RW: Jack Diamond - @StockportCounty CAM: Jack Payne - @ColU_Official LW: Kyrell Lisbie - @theposh CF: Jayden Wareham - @OfficialECFC Manager: Martin Paterson - Notts County 👏

@apollozen THAT'S what you took from this movie???

I just watched Marty Supreme for the first time tonight. Yes, I know I’m late to the party. As I sit here sipping on a full-bodied Bordeaux from France, an overwhelming thought took hold of me. Unwavering self-confidence is the only true line drawn between the average and the exceptional. There is a certain beautiful madness in those who win. An almost defiant conviction that they are destined for more, regardless of circumstance. Finance. Health. Fitness. Sport. It makes no difference. They decide who they are before the world has a chance to argue. Winners win because they believed in themselves long before there was evidence, applause, or permission. So go out there, be bold, be certain. Back yourself when it’s quiet and no one is watching. The world is rarely given. It is taken by those who move as though it already belongs to them.

@Rossi16_ Speedrunning an early death

To the surprise of no one Jon May is now a full blown alcoholic. His TikTok lives are so sad blokes a mess.

@callum_ford01 @SouthamptonFC Sorry how have you got them odds?? What am I missing

Im the only @SouthamptonFC fan in the country thats disappointed just lost £12,000.

@rezich I'm liking the "firewatch was bad, actually" discourse because I feel exactly the same. It's limitations didn't enhance it's strengths, merely took away from them. The ending was frustrating and as you say, your choices were glaringly inconsequential. SWTD did this better.

The thing that ruined Firewatch for me (playing it immediately upon release) was when I realized about an hour into the game that the ludic vocabulary¹ it'd established meant that there was zero chance I was going to encounter another character face-to-face in the game. The art was beautiful and the woods were fun to explore, but it became glaringly obvious that I'd never see another character in the game²—because for that to happen, there would have to be character animations (body and face) that would sell them as people, on par with how the voice acting was doing the same. But once it became apparent that, behind the pretty colors and expansive-seeming game world that they let you wander around, that there was nothing more ambitious waiting in store (long before the plot pulled the rug out from under you (in a way that I just simply cannot find a way to appreciate, even a decade later—unlike, say, Metal Gear Solid 2, Danganronpa V3, etc.)). This completely killed all of the “slow-burn” building tension and drama for me, especially with regards to Delilah. Once I realized I was never going to see her face-to-face, all the pretension to the contrary made everything ring hollow—especially once time starts skipping ahead, and Henry still hasn't met her yet, even though her watchtower was only just a bit further away than the playable game world you're permitted to explore. I still have no idea whether this is something that people who haven't spent their whole lives making video games and playing them from that perspective would notice, consciously or otherwise. Maybe not? I don't know. Regardless, around that time in my playthrough, it had also become painfully obvious that this was one of those games where no choices you make matter at all whatsoever. That's mostly fine—linear walking simulators are a known quantity, and if that's all this game was, and I knew that going in, I would've accepted it on those terms. But I thought I had seen something in preview footage³ indicating that there was something like a dynamic system in place that tracked all the little things you were doing, and would somehow subtly affect how the story unfolded. Maybe I was just completely mistaken, or maybe they scrapped that at some point in development—who knows? But either way, there was nothing systemically interesting in the game at all whatsoever—it was almost entirely linear, with only a few (if I remember correctly) small different things that could happen, exclusively depending upon which dialogue-wheel choices you picked. (And some of those were nice, for what they were!) But the game wants you to think that it has something bigger going on under the hood—they tease you with stuff like litter you can pick up, various optional encounters you can find—but none of it has any bearing on any tangible outcome in the end. It's just a static world with some useless physics props in it and some trigger volumes that advance the story. Firewatch was probably the last of that specific Fullbright-style linear-narrative walking simulator I played—the disappointment I experienced playing it, relative to my expectations for it, kind of killed the genre for me. I kept hoping for someone to try something more ambitious with the format, and I had hoped that Firewatch would be that game. But in the end—believe it or not—I think I like Gone Home more. And that's saying something. ¹ Apologies for the pretentious-sounding term, but this is a real thing. ² The jump-scare and the firefighter at the end don't count. ³ Probably on Giant Bomb (RIP).

@Official_NCFC One year ago 🥺

Will Jarvis has completed a permanent transfer to Shelbourne for an undisclosed fee. Best of luck back in Ireland, Will 🤝

Stan Collymore there commenting on someone else's mental health. Zero shame!

@MadridPreeti I appreciate you

Tap to see 4 Goats lookin at the 5th