Simon☔Nox

Who dat boi

@kennatration Not to be dramatic immediately but I love her

what do i name her!! weve been calling her squeakins LOL

First work day, done ✔️ I'm tired and crave soda

@mpregger Wide shoulder gang 🙏 It's mainly the shoulders that put me in large, but otherwise medium fits me much better (depending on brand)

@Ketsu_Ten For sure, but getting around on my bicycle is rather tough 😂😂

@NoxiousLydom Yeah, definitely prefer that 😄

the whole Europe complaining about the heatwave, meanwhile Finland: ITS FUCKEN WIMDY

@khaleemwah No rent to pay and still they pull this one smh

she’s trying to commit insurance fraud again🤦‍♀️

I don't remember my shorts being this tight - ass and thighs on the rise 📈

@khaleemwah Very good 🤭

@NoxiousLydom they are staying safe on my laptop before I figure out a better system haha

finally cleaning out some of my google storage after not getting emails for a month oops

@cheepieee I'm so envious 😭

did a lil hike today :3

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@Casual_Corn They're going down with the ship

Boah 😩

My package was packed in 3 levels of cardboard, and for no reason at all, the outer most box was twice as big as the one inside 😂 so unnecessary

We had an earthquake today and ya boi didn't even notice

Had a lot of onions that needed to be used nom

@Itscakejumper POV you're giving my son chin scratches

what's up cake nation today I'll be in painkiller city warding off the horrors of uterus chainsaw please show me your pets in my time of need 🦊❤️

@Minfilia He's so cultured

my son only uses his scratching post the long way