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@Dasimplesmg1 @Mayowa005 @boy_director And them dey fall for am 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

@Mayowa005 @boy_director This weyre dey whine una 😂

Told this kid I used to buy egg roll with full egg in it for 50 naira in senior school and they looking at me like I went to school with Alvan ikoku

@SnowChiff @playerofgames01 @MrMekzy_ Werey 😂

@Nqqcho @playerofgames01 @MrMekzy_ Keep thinking about it.

You can only pick 2: 1. Marry the perfect partner 2. Unlimited skincare 3. Unlimited free food 4. $20k every month 5. Read people’s minds

@SnowChiff @playerofgames01 @MrMekzy_ I did, so??

@playerofgames01 @MrMekzy_ Think of a number.

@AskPayPal how do I correct my birth year in my personal paypal account?

@DanielA16214714 @kusssman I no even understand, why una dey pray for office ?😂

@kusssman I tell them say i be atheist for my working place the day they told me to pray. I say i no believe in anything and i don’t know how to pray. Since then they no dey even tell me to pray before i go start with swear for meeting

I remember when I was doing 9-5 for IT and it was my turn to pray I didn’t go for 3 days. 😂😂😂

@tea_mmy @iam_Nuhh @Owiggy_ @Ekitipikin We don sabi am when he still Dey school for ekiti, you dey here dey argue.

@iam_Nuhh @Owiggy_ @Ekitipikin Wen hin dey nysc.....b4 hin turn millionaire i don sabi hin page

Who be MOE?

@tea_mmy @Excel123z @Owiggy_ You just dey argue wetin you no know, mayor use to run vip group before.

@Excel123z @Owiggy_ If u sabi the rea one....den u no it not him.....i dey all hin platform n hin dey talk am not to fall for fake acct cos hin mo dey do group for odds.....anyone wey fall dey dere own

@MindOfHeadking You mumu o, you just met a girl and started kissing.

I went to my usual suya spot to get suya. Met a chic there trying to make her order but she looked pissed. I spoke to her. We engaged in small talks. Someone kept calling her, she’ll end the call, then hiss. I asked: is that who’s making you pissed? She said yeah it’s her boyfriend. That they got into an argument. Told her to cheer up & we should wait for our suya orders in the car instead of standing. She agreed. Got into the car, had few talks & we kissed. From the way she kissed me, it’s like she wanted it. The suya was ready & we departed. She was arguing with her boyfriend. Few minutes later, she was kissing a stranger. Be safe, kings. 🤍

@3tw3Nsuo @9jabadger @scottstevee11 @yaygha Oga she’s talking about J cole

@9jabadger @scottstevee11 @yaygha naaa Wong Coleman , he is a tennis player , he even lost he even has match today

She's currently 37 years old. So as at 2014 she was 25. A 25 year old fully grown woman saw football players celebrating a goal and considered it to be s^xual harassment. This is an utterly damaged and sick individual

@Don_Zabala @the_beardedsina I pity you, have you heard of herpes??

@the_beardedsina Abeg doc, how I fit get am. I hate using condoms make I no go contact eternal illness 😩😩😩

Fun fact LENACAPAVIR is now available in Nigeria. Yes, Lenacapavir which can protect against HIV is available in some states Big thanks to the Nigerian government, and other stakeholders that subsidized it A Drug that should cost around $28,000 per year (~40 million Naira) was subsidized to around $40 ( 58,000)

@accessbank_help Pls check your dm sent a message

@Nqqcho Hi @Nqqcho, thank you for reaching out. I am sorry to learn that your POS transaction was not processed successfully. Kindly share your account number, the transaction amount and date via DM so I can look into this for you right away. Let’s show you that we care.^Fumzy.

@accessbank_help I made a pos withdrawal since yesterday, I was debited but the recipient account wasn’t credited

@imfadaka @bayobets Omo 😂

@bayobets Na 2 weeks ago Saturday e sup 😂 e no even collect the woman number as connect say wetin he wan use am do 😂😂😂

True true misogyny no dey twitter because what!!!! 😭😭😭

@ABUJAPLUG @mistameister I wonder o, is it that they enjoy being lied to 😂

@mistameister If the gods are so powerful, they should take down his post. ❌❌ Why are you guys crashing out cos he exposed a scam?

I can’t believe this guy still has the post up. Ignoring all ethics because of internet dollars and clout. Where does the line get drawn ?

@BernabeuBard @FAROUQSON6 @itxbo It that bank we don’t want to go to

@FAROUQSON6 @itxbo It's easy to do it if you already have the app on your old phone though, just go to the Bank and tell them to generate an e-token for you, download the app, use your new phone to login via token gotten from your old phone and voila.

i should go to one of your branches to activate your mobile app on my phone?

@cliifforrd @mobiiszn I pity you 😂

@mobiiszn lol i pity you. when men dey on jazz matters. dey play.

one man with gun is stronger than 5 body builders.

@CollinsObi64883 @IkejaElectric So wait, they won’t bring the light at all during this period.

@IkejaElectric Dear Customer, Ikeja Electric will be carrying out a replacement of panels at its Oke Afa Injection Substation from January 22nd to February 4th 2026. This will affect customers in Bucknor, Ejigbo, Ire-Akari, Ilamoshe, LCHE, Osolo, Bungalow, NNPC, and Ori Oke Feeders.

Vandalism doesn’t just destroy assets — it disrupts lives. Every damaged transformer, stolen cable, or tampered meter leads to outages, safety risks, and unnecessary costs that affect us all. Together, we can keep the lights on. #StopVandalism #BringingEnergyToLifeResponsibly

@Dr_Pharouk @AkposMalafakumo Of course it is

@AkposMalafakumo Why do I feel this is just cooked up 😂😂😂

My husband does not know that I know he did DNA test after I gave birth to our first child and it was positive. He did DNA test for the second child immediately I put to birth, positive. I never cheated on him and I didn’t intend to but I’m carrying my third pregnancy and he is about to get the greatest shock of his life. That thing way him Dey look for e go see am this time

@phveektordrayne @TheOnlyKemi You’re just a Mumu

@TheOnlyKemi Funny of you to think men don't undress women with their eyes. If you like, dress like mummy GO, a man can see through everything

I met him yesterday for the first time. I had intended to just ignore him, but he surprised me by talking to me first. He complimented my hair, saying, “I like your hair.” I definitely didn't see that coming! My first impression of him is that he seems really down-to-earth, humble, and friendly.

@koasartty @Top_GunM 😂😂

@Top_GunM She's nobody's wife yet so STFU..

Person go do all this, una go still expect make he deliver sexually and do domestic duties Let's be realistic to ourselves that we're living in hell and life here is so cruel and help each other out as much as we can No one will function properly in this manner No one at all😅