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My right hand man for life. My best friend for life. My brother for life. 💙

But #thunderup

Very disappointing series man.

An old man is selling watermelons by the side of the road. His sign reads: 1 for $3 3 for $10 A young man stops and buys one watermelon. “That’ll be $3,” says the old man. The young man then buys a second watermelon. And then a third. After paying another $3 each time, the young man picks up his watermelons and starts to walk away. Then he turns back, grinning proudly. “Hey old man,” he says, “you realize I just bought three watermelons for $9 instead of $10? Maybe business isn’t your thing.” The old man smiles and shakes his head. “Funny… every time somebody comes by, they buy three watermelons instead of one… and then try to teach me business.”

Shawne Merriman spotted people wearing his jersey in public and surprised them. Their reactions made the whole moment even better.

At 21, Isabella Strahan, Michael Strahan’s daughter is nearly two years cancer-free after battling brain cancer and is back thriving at USC. This is a powerful comeback story of strength and resilience. 👏🏾❤️

She will never forget this moment.

I realize Memorial Day is for remembering those who have passed away serving our country, but a MONSTER Thank You to all the brave men and women who have served the greatest country in the world!!!! #MemorialDay !!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

My father was a Special Forces operator with two tours in Vietnam and 20 years of service. To all those like my father, we all say thank you for your sacrifices. Without them we wouldn’t have the greatest country on Earth.

“I ain't got nothing against gay people, but it's so sad that I can't find not one show... for my kids to watch because it's gay sh*t all up in here. Kids should just be kids.”

@RealSkipBayless This is different but it’s good for my mental lol

Remember, the Thunder lost a conference finals game last year at Minnesota, 143-101.

This is a nightmare lmao Thunder get buried (expected) and the Avs blow a 3-0 lead… fuck it I’m going to bed I got work tomorrow.

CASTLE FOULS SGA EVERY SINGLE POSSESSION. JUST ALLOWED TO PLAY FOOTBALL. NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. HE KNOWS THE REFS WILL LET HIM GET AWAY WITH IT AGAINST "THE FREE THROW MERCHANT." TONIGHT SGA IS DOWN HIS 2 BEST CO-SCORERS AND HE'S UP AGAINST AN 8-MAN DEFENSE.

lol like wtf dude

No one wanted to go to the high school dance with the girl, but the team captain invited her to go with him.

Charles Barkley: "I think we need to all pray for Wemby." Kenny Smith: "Why?" Barkley: "Because he can't play too many minutes, they are gonna kill him out there." Smith: "You're joking." Barkley: "I'm damn sure joking 'cause you guys -- these people, they are pissing me off. I'm watching the whole games. They (OKC) ain't playing dirty, and I'm like: 'These are some of the softest fouls I've ever seen in my life' You got these clowns on TV talking about: "They are gonna hurt poor Wemby." I was like: 'Hurt him? Are you really kidding, man?' It drives me crazy watching these shows".

LMAO Palestinians would literally stone her to death. These whores are so dumb

Jaxson Dart is definitely corny af, but liberals are the absolute fucking WORST.

REAL. SHIT.

Steve Kerr after seeing Jaxson Dart on stage with Trump

Jaxson Dart introduced the president of the United States at an event (that's literally it) and is getting more shit than players who have r*ped, assaulted, and killed people. Make it make sense.