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@amerix I remember we used to be told to smear where we wet at night. Those old mud houses.

A child who wets the bed is not testing your authority. He or she is asking for your leadership. Do not become the source of your child's shame. Become the source of their confidence. One day, your child will remember how their father handled his or her weakness. Not with anger or humiliation, But with knowledge, patience, structure, and strength. That is what fathers do. They turn childhood struggles into lessons of dignity, resilience, and trust.

@Mastardcesh It happens. Kuna mwingine I saw way back nikiwa Mombasani pale Tudor msichana ametoka kwa mansion kama ako half naked nywele kama imechakaa nikajua hiyo electricity ilikua over voltage.

WARNING ⚠️: SENSITIVE GRAPHIC Proverbs 2:22 But God will snatch the wicked from the land and pull sinners out of it like plants from the ground. This lady yesterday shocked the whole village after being supplied with 11kV. She decided to run away in the middle of the game zone. Enyewe, horizontal engineering isn't for the weak That's why John the baptised was forbidden from taking alcohol, even though jesus changed water into wine, God knew it's results is shameful actions. Dear ladies, watch out who you interact with.. avoid alcohol please 🙏 Thank You.

I need friends like those of Brayo the biker and Bookten. They've managed to remain loyal to the core. Brayo has friends who knows his real face, and Bookten has friends who know where his fingers are.

@StanbicKE P pool ziiii

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@kilundeezy Tujengane

Kama uko bellow 500 verified followers tupatane hapo chini

@Amag_ke Sai badge ni 300 for 2 months

Ukilipia badge once alafu Elon anakuwekea payments after every two weeks na anarenew bila kukata pesa yako. Fellow Kenyans kila mtu awake badge tukule hizo dollar za Elon.

@_fels1 Mnasema na 92 followers I can grow?

At least Kenyans are suddenly realizing that you can hold each others' hands and make money on this app. Elon is actually paying millions of $ to all countries around the world, including developed nations. Engage your peers, it won't cost a thing. The Ksh. 5000 you're begging from politicians in the DM can actually be earned legitimately. It's not much; but it's honest work. Just post original content, it can even be in your mother tongue. Post more and reply to others. But be careful not to be flagged for farming or behaving like a bot. The cake is big enough for everyone to have a slice. Uwinja maber?

@JustForKenya Eveready. Shika paka power

Hii ilikua logo ya? Ukijua wewe ni legend 😂😂

@ledamalekina Mnatuonanga sisi ni Ng'ombe, sindio?

Just 50 bob from every Kenyan = 2.5 billion shillings for Ebola prevention. Let’s move…I will share the paybill 🐤

@Naomikibandi And maybe kijana pia was one of those rude ones. There's no way somebody hangejitolea kumlipia 20. RIP.

A high school student in form 3. Thrown from Nicco Sacco matatu while passengers watched silently. Nobody helped. Nobody spoke. He had exams to sit and a future to live. Now he is gone.

@ivymuthe Actually I'd post such photos kama niko on my own land living on a temporary shack as I continue building my own permanent house on the land I bought with my own money.

Where do some men get the courage to date while living in such conditions?

@Iam_Greezy Sir ni CRB my people. It'll save you a lot of trouble.

Coop Bank is a very dangerous bank. It can make you poor for the rest of your life with those stupid loans they give. With a salary of 50k, coop will give you aloan of 90k payable in exactly 3 months, meaning they chop 30k each month, leaving you with 20k. Alfu wako na kitu inaitua top-up, its a trap.

@Billionair1w It's all fun and games until it's not.

🚨ACCIDENT ALERT🚨 A Nganya has overturned along enterprise road opposite KCB Bank. The driver was playing the usual Nganya games also called nyokanyoka, but sadly the car overturned, landing on the guys who were hanging on the door. Several deaths confirmed. 😢 Pole to the family of those young men and to all those affected. Our young guys when hanging on those nganyas please always be careful, the drivers too don't overspeed

@MsEkoroi Minimum wage haifanyi hii kenya. A friend worked for co-op bank na alikua anapewa 9700 na ako na familia. These security companies are inhumane. Nilimshow boyz heri achukue nduthi hawezikosa 800 daily

Just finding out today that our apartment soldier is paid 9K/month... okay, contract with the security company says 18k but half goes to the company, half to the soldier...yall won't believe how much the rent is and how many apartments are here.....eiiii!!! 9k!!

@ArapTilingi Msichana kapata mzungu? Kiprop kaachwa mataani

Sad news coming from Australia again.

@PriinceySA @Adrian_realestt Yes. I couldn't shower with others. I could only shower at the dead of the night or wee hours of the morning. Highschool showers then were open field. Being from the Rift Valley they take circumcision very seriously and you could barely make friends with uncircumcised fellows.

@Ntoo_senior @Adrian_realestt Trauma? 🤔

Circumcision should be done at 17 - 21 years when the penis has stopped growing. Stop circumcising 2 year olds causing stunted growth.

@kijana_misa But nimeona post fulani kuna jamaa amejitolea kutoa hizo seedlings zote na vindee amesema he knows a guy with quality seedlings. Mchezo ya taon. Huyu ni sharp boy.

Vindee is on a mission to plant 30,000 trees and is calling on supporters to help raise KSh 10 million in cash. This funding will kickstart his ambitious project to plant trees across all 47 counties in Kenya. If you see the bigger picture, this young man is chasing a Nobel Peace Prize-worthy vision — our very own sharp, modern-day Wangari Maathai!

@cb_doge Flawed AI. Rocketman chewing air

Elon Musk once offered to eat a Happy Meal on live TV if McDonald’s accepted Dogecoin.