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@philthatremains This is when you hit the button that releases the angry bees.

some people are talking like this is a situation in which you would need a gun. it is not. this is a situation in which you call 911 and stay inside. if he breaks in, then you use a gun. NEVER go outside and confront a crazy person.

@MrWoptastic @TRHLofficial @dermy_wermy There is the "stuffy" variant which is also gay for a grown man to say.

@TRHLofficial @dermy_wermy what ever happened to "stuffed animals" is that offensive also? i fuckin hate it here 🤦‍♂️

According to Josie, I am not allowed to show support to people I like, and help them make money.

@travelingflying 🥰

If you see this post, it means that I love you.

When my son's lips turned blue, my wife and I had to pause and ask ourselves: can we afford the ambulance? No Kansas family should ever have that conversation.

@SaltyGoat17 Invasive species.

Good information to have right?😂

@TiffanyxFong The perfect toilet doesn't exis.....

holy shit

@catshealdeprsn Hey hooman. Now you have fleas too.😹

This has got to be the friendliest stray cat ever.

@JamieBonkiewicz Sure you can. The paperwork to fill out is in here.

Can we sue the fucking Trump administration for psychological trauma and emotional distress?

🤔

@RealTraderJill 🙏🐶🙏

I received soul-shattering news about my boy today. His kidneys are struggling. Dobby is my Covid puppy. I rescued him while we were all locked in our homes. This little boy has been my shadow and constant companion for 6 years. I'm going to do everything I can to help him! 💔🫶

@clerpatriot Deploy bear spray. Hand on 10mm bear loaded handgun.

GENUINE QUESTION: If a massive, hungry grizzly is charging straight at you, is this what you're supposed to do?! Roar louder than the bear itself?!

@PoliticalStacy JEBUS, I hope that's what's in there.

It's full of ballots.

@PoliticalStacy Turning on every light in the house all day.

How is everyone going to celebrate Power Plant Day this year?

@dissidentwookie @thebcpreacher Plus we can lead with the discombobulator to clear them out of there before the bombs

@thebcpreacher They aren't in danger of getting blown up

🚨 BREAKING: The citizens of Iran are forming a HUMAN CHAIN in front of a power plant in Kazerun in the hope of DISCOURAGING President Trump’s STONE AGE strikes. This includes CHILDREN in the CHAIN!

@GrageDustin @Tim_Walz He didn't lose it. He knew exactly where it was going.

@Tim_Walz You lost $9 Billion.

The President has lost his mind.

@askaya Still a better answer than anything kamala has ever uttered.

“Recent polls have shown that 1/5 of Americans can’t locate U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?” HER ANSWER 🤣

@MaryTilesTexas @celestialbe1ng I don't think you need it, but you do you.

@celestialbe1ng Once again I am tempted to get lip filler

Men don’t hate lip fillers. They dislike botched work (who doesn’t) because good work isn’t noticeable (that’s the whole point).

@saltsugarsexsun @spkbld @JakeCan72 "Snopes" 🤣

@spkbld @JakeCan72 It's not the first source I used, but here's another one. snopes.com/fact-check/man…

In Oregon, all water is publicly owned. Rain that falls on your property. Snow that melts on your land. Gary Harrington didn’t accept that. He built three reservoirs on his 170-acre property in Eagle Point — collecting rainwater and snowmelt for personal use and wildfire protection. The state told him to drain the reservoirs. He refused. 30 days in jail. Nine misdemeanor convictions. $1,500 fine. His argument: it’s rain that fell on my land. Oregon’s argument: all water belongs to us. Oregon won.

@SoveyX @Ghostofcynthia 🔊

@Ghostofcynthia Girl I was 100% straight before this. Now it is like 94%

Well come to think of it I am feeling a bit famished. 🤔

Southside Baptist wyd