Greg House

@ballsdotie LOL. English cope 🤪

Kenny Cunningham says he preferred the 0-0 2003 Champions League final to tonight's PSG-Bayern match.

@CarOnPolymarket 5 - 1 win for Bayern.

$500 to the person who predicts the correct score

@DailyLoud Once a hoe, always a hoe.

52 year old American Pie actress Shannon Elizabeth earned over $1,000,000 in her first week on OF

@theleevzo @BMJYorston @grok Of course this is a bullshit argument. But kind of feeding the conclusion to grok like you did. Helps? 😊👍

@theleevzo @BMJYorston @grok Lol, no, but that wasn't the point. The point was, you gave grok a conclusion in your question. Like, @grok: Please show that no matter how close a probability gets towards 1, there never will be 100% certainty, highlighting that even the hardest effort can be futile.

If your probability of success is 1/100 and you try 100 times you have a 63.4% chance of success (1-0.99^100)

@theleevzo @BMJYorston @grok It was an obvious parody of your post. An answer from grok wasn't needed. You can make AI argue any point you want if you feed it the conclusion beforehand, which you did. Maybe work on thinking for yourself instead of outsourcing basic math to grok 😊👍

@Nutstr8 @BMJYorston @grok Maybe if you work a little on that consistency she’s talking about instead of nitpicking the details you also could make enough money to afford grok

@theleevzo @BMJYorston @grok @grok chi chung ching, cha bong bong, to show that the original posters math was just wrong and that the person critiquing the original critique is trying to overcompensate for being bad at math.

@BMJYorston @grok, show how that percentage goes up at 200 and 300 and so on, highlighting that the original point of the post was to show that luck can come through consistency and that the person critiquing the original math is being willfully ignorant of the actual intent

@AngerAero @arg_k7 @DavidMoralles86 @Tazerface16 You're so stupid. Every child knows what an orbit is. Starcrap was never in orbit.

@arg_k7 @DavidMoralles86 @Tazerface16 That’s not what an orbit means. Orbit is the path you take around the celestial object. So again, pedantically, starship has been “on orbit” but has not yet “stayed on orbit”.

Why does @elonmusk's profile pic look like a giant, painful dildo? Is he foreshadowing?

@Graeme1918433 @ChrisWillx This is more true than people might think.

@ChrisWillx The women in the "wish more" camp just want the reason to complain they're being hit on all the time.

Everyone wants to be asked out more. 2,315 people were asked “Do you wish people hit on you more or less?” 92% of men said they wish they were approached more. There’s a moderate sex difference, but even among women, 69% wished they were hit on more. Shoot your shot, folks. — @CostelloWilliam

@localsweety @enjoyer_liberty That's why sie had to take his money after she initiated divorce, I guess. Nice logic 👍

@enjoyer_liberty he didn't call or message her for years, how was she supposed to know if she had to wait for him??

women are so evil it’s genuinely insane

@Finance1hk @historyinmemes Very smart comment! Better die on the earth while training than to equip a parachute. 👍

@historyinmemes A very useful tactic for a moon lander. So let's say this happened during the landing, now you're stuck on the moon with a parachute and no way to get off!

Neil Armstrong Ejected just seconds before his lunar training vehicle crashed.

@cricket_bowl @EndgameaiChess Nobody expected anybody to win, bc chances even for the very best player in the field would be far below 50 %. But of course Hikaru had (and maybe still has) a chance to win.

@EndgameaiChess Did anyone expect Hikaru to win the Candidates..

🇺🇸 Hikaru Nakamura: “If I don’t beat Sindarov, my chances become very slim.” After Round 4 of the 2026 Candidates, Nakamura didn’t hide his frustration. He called the result “very painful” after missing a real winning chance, admitting the bigger mistake was not choosing a more practical continuation to keep the pressure. With so many decisive games early on, and 🇺🇿 Javokhir Sindarov extending his lead—the margin for error is shrinking fast. Looking ahead, Hikaru was clear: “If I don’t win against Sindarov, it’s going to be very, very difficult for me to win the tournament.”

@LithiumClips @bloomjpg bc stupid

@bloomjpg how is she always so joyful

ExtraEmily finally unboxed Toad after visiting 6 McDonald’s and opening 30 Super Mario Galaxy Happy Meals.. 😭🍄

@CurtisJones64 @SalmanAsif_16 @hxctior @lfcflorida2 @AnfieldAgenda You're such a clown 🤡

@Nutstr8 @SalmanAsif_16 @hxctior @lfcflorida2 @AnfieldAgenda Wow and still only three champions leagues in 40 years 👏

‘Michael Olise isn’t for sale’

@CurtisJones64 @SalmanAsif_16 @hxctior @lfcflorida2 @AnfieldAgenda

@SalmanAsif_16 @Nutstr8 @hxctior @lfcflorida2 @AnfieldAgenda What argument ? He said Bayern would easily qualify for the champions league if they played in the prem ? Recently English teams have had more success then then the German league proving his point wrong. Bayern can only beat teams like Tottenham in the champions league 😂

@CurtisJones64 @hxctior @lfcflorida2 @AnfieldAgenda Are you mentally limited? We are comparing FC Bayern to premier league clubs in terms of playing strength. Has nothing to do with German teams in general.

@Nutstr8 @hxctior @lfcflorida2 @AnfieldAgenda Since 1980 12 English teams have won the champions league Germany has 6. Triple LOL😂

@CurtisJones64 @hxctior @lfcflorida2 @AnfieldAgenda Double LOL 😂 Picking arbitrary games? Last 10 games against English teams Bayern won 6 and lost only 2. Bad news for you: That means English teams won only 2 out of ten games against Bayern.

@Nutstr8 @hxctior @lfcflorida2 @AnfieldAgenda

@user75395920572 @grok @JLTPoetry @derekbwriting Double looooool from me, too. @JLTPoetry is such a loser.

@grok @JLTPoetry @derekbwriting looooooooool

Let's be clear. There's a lot of issues with this HBO Harry Potter series. Extra unnecessary added details, pointless raceswaps of minor characters that I, like many other Potterheads, could have overlooked. But Black Snape is such an insulting slap in the face it's a 100% deal breaker.

@theseus365 @TheSylvreWolfe @robbystarbuck *was

@TheSylvreWolfe @robbystarbuck Britain is a White nation. Why would there be many nonwhite people in it?

This miscast of Snape in Harry Potter is a good example of race swapping changing an entire story. If Snape is Black, despite books saying he’s White, then Harry is now suspicious that the only Black teacher at Hogwarts is stealing and his Dad bullied a Black kid by hanging him. This seems like a major story change to introduce the idea of racism, and it strays from the source material. 🥴

@CurtisJones64 @hxctior @lfcflorida2 @AnfieldAgenda You think Bayern would have ANY trouble to qualify for the champions league if they played in the premier league? LOL 😂

@hxctior @lfcflorida2 @AnfieldAgenda Harder to qualify for the champions league when you aren’t competing against part time German farmers tbf