Jacob

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Jacob

Jacob

@Nuzzyfuts55

Dumb and disappointing jokes

Katılım Mart 2015
401 Takip Edilen26 Takipçiler
JDiamatti 🇺🇸
JDiamatti 🇺🇸@JDiamatti·
@DocStrangelove2 Nothing changed. "The world you were born in no longer exists" is really just, "the world you THOUGHT existed, never did."
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Jacob@Nuzzyfuts55·
@Arabellakat @idiotpeach You actively start shit. You actively engage in it. MY SISTER IN CHRIST YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN ACTIONS! HOW THE SHIT IS ANYBODY SUPPOSED TO NOT SEE IT AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE USUAL?
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Arabella kat
Arabella kat@Arabellakat·
I’m not right wing or left wing, I’m colombian, how I’m going to vote? lol… my point was the hypocrisy, she got upset over a comment I deleted after five minutes bcz I realized not everything needs to be said, but apparently it’s fine when she calls other people ugly when it suits her haha, political or not, ugly is ugly and the double standard is obvious. I wasn’t trying to get engagement, she reposted everything I had already deleted and turned it into a witch hunt because she needed validation, news flash, I’m a lil autistic and I don’t care about cancellations or insults lol
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Jacob@Nuzzyfuts55·
@Arabellakat @idiotpeach Defending the american right wing politics as a sex worker is hilariously myopic. But so is this whole main character attempt so whatever I guess. This dumb game isn't going to play out the way you think I suspect. It's already the first of the month, your rent is already late.
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Arabella kat
Arabella kat@Arabellakat·
@idiotpeach Okayyy so, apparently look shaming is only bad when you’re on the receiving end… gotcha I’m not even a fan of vance but this is silly, muting this thread Gn!
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Jacob@Nuzzyfuts55·
@Arabellakat @idiotpeach That's funny because this is the exact kind of attention seeking strategy that low performing internet personalities use. Pick someone with bigger numbers, start shit, lookie me I'm the main character of the community for the day. Talking about pathetic, don't own a mirror?
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peachjars²
peachjars²@idiotpeach·
So this fellow model just posted this & then said INSANE paragraphs about how awful I am as a human being… and then deleted it all? I’m thinking someone thought they were on their alt? CAUSE WHAAAAAAT
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B 🇺🇸
B 🇺🇸@b_connerton·
@Acyn Mockler is humiliated daily by Jennings. You can see the fear on his face when he gets called out to stop getting close to Jennings. What a wimp.
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Acyn@Acyn·
Wow Scott Jennings blows up at Adam Mockler: “Get your fucking hand out of my face” Mockler: We all know that Scott Jennings is more than happy to defend a war with a country that starts with letters Ira that we are currently failing that is going to put us trillions and trillions of dollars more in debt. I was only a few years old while you were in the administration defending prior endless wars.
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What Is Bees May Never Hive
@CantEverDie noone thinks white face is offensive. everyone just thinks its fucking retarded that white face is socially acceptable and black face means you lose your livelihood. noone is upset about white face, people are upset abotu the nonsensical double standard
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Jacob@Nuzzyfuts55·
@_Jyggalag_ There are people that are WEIRDLY die hard bethesda fallout fans. Talkin' "Fallout 4 is absolute not unfinished and everything is perfect!" die hard.
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Jacob@Nuzzyfuts55·
@SMC_35 @NatureUnedited My chickens haven't had a problem. So clearly it's a you issue. Stop being lazy gen x.
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Sandra@SMC_35·
@Nuzzyfuts55 @NatureUnedited Oh look at you! What a scholar. Possums are not harmless if you have chickens. That’s all I said. But somehow, you’re all soo smart about it. Drink, Hose, Water. Chooch.
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Nature Unedited@NatureUnedited·
Don't harm opossums! They’re harmless and actually really useful. They keep pests in check (eating ticks, roaches, rats, and scorpions), clean up dead animals, and help spread seeds. Basically, they’re nature’s cleanup crew
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Jacob@Nuzzyfuts55·
@SMC_35 @NatureUnedited But that's what you did and everyone is telling it's a you problem stopping just short of telling you what exactly is the problem. I'll say it however. You're dumb.
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Sandra@SMC_35·
@1oneLoveusee @NatureUnedited Go drink hose water, meaning go touch grass. Stop trying to one up on the internet. And it IS my world. So GTFO.
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Jacob@Nuzzyfuts55·
@Kamaniki Shuiesha and Viz could do something really funny right now by pulling a konami and announcing an aggressive reprint policy.
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🅶🅸🅶🅸 @ Otafest Booth F1
Gatekeeping is actually needed 🧍‍♀️ I have a hunch we're about to enter a new age of scalpers coming in to fuck up our hobbies even more just like PKMN cards godspeed ya'll
Logan Paul@LoganPaul

Proud owner of the greatest Mangas in the world (imo) One Piece Chapter One 9.0 (second highest grade in existence, pop 3). First canon appearance of Monkey D. Luffy. One Piece is the #1 selling Manga in the world at 600M+ copies sold Dragon Ball Chapter One 9.2 (highest grade in existence, pop 1) purchased for a record $550,000. First appearance of Goku & Bulma The Manga journey has begun…

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Nanc@n7_nanc·
@RealHickory Our Pope has gone berserk! Very troubling. Almost seeming like the anti-Christ.
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Mike Engleman🇺🇲@RealHickory·
As a practicing Catholic, it's very disappointing that Pope Leo has wondered off the Vatican reservation to criticize Trump's immigration policies, yet remains quiet about Iran murdering their own citizens and the genocide of Christians in Nigeria and other parts of the world!
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Cringe NPC@cringe_npc·
@DylanDyylas no it isn't - if a girl is so fucking loose that she can't figure out if a dude has a GF before she fucks him, thats her bein a hoe. No other way around it. Everyone on planet earth lies about stuff, lets all stop pretending like we are innocent here.
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Dyylas
Dyylas@DylanDyylas·
pretending to be single and sleeping with people who probably wouldn't have slept with you if they knew you were in a relationship IS predatory behavior btw
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Jacob@Nuzzyfuts55·
@briangaar You should play ESO instead. It's uh... it's a game.
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Brian Gaar@briangaar·
Why do I have two computers, all I do is play WoW classic and watch old wrestling videos I could do this on a laptop
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Jacob@Nuzzyfuts55·
@Grok746 @CantEverDie Because fake shit didn't exist until a few years ago. Look man, I'm Christian. But the only concrete, physical proof to the existence of God is the fact that you morons don't die from sheer stupidity.
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The Truthful Man
The Truthful Man@Grok746·
@CantEverDie I can show you a YouTube video long before the era of AI in 2020 publicly available in YouTube to confirm this but you won't watch it because your argument will collapse immediately
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Jacob@Nuzzyfuts55·
@viotubing Doing everything he can to keep his 5 seconds going. Rents past due and his legal fees are piling up.
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vio 🖤✨
vio 🖤✨@viotubing·
why is rapetone talking about consent LOL
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Robert Sepehr
Robert Sepehr@robertsepehr·
@Polymarket If Trump takes Cuba, Venezuela, and attains actual Iranian regime change in one term, he will go down as one of the most militarily successful leaders in history.
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Polymarket@Polymarket·
BREAKING: U.S. reportedly preparing plans for a possible operation in Cuba, awaiting Trump's orders.
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Jacob@Nuzzyfuts55·
@DeMickyD And this loser insists that he's "normal"
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Jacob@Nuzzyfuts55·
@briangaar I feel like any joke I would make about this would be too mean when that random Texan doesn't deserve that. They're already in Texas.
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Brian Gaar
Brian Gaar@briangaar·
I thought I was a JRPG weeb but the other day I was behind a car and its rear window had (several) 8-bit Final Fantasy characters. And their license plate was KUPO. Sometimes you just have to clap.
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Jacob@Nuzzyfuts55·
@CassidyAWaters @diplo Wow, no wonder investors push AI as something creative given that's the best you could come up with. Be thankful society has been set up to coddle your ilk rather than everybody that can actually do things and contribute value. You'd starve.
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diplo
diplo@diplo·
if you are a creative you need to adapt or just like give up and become an uber driver until everyone has a waymo. I know it’s not cool or classy to speak like this but i’m not gonna candy coat the future - it is what it is . sorry for bad new’s my purist . there will always need a human mind and touch because ai will never suffer from bipolar disorder and autism like me and other creative people 🤪
techbimbo@jameygannon

”You're not gonna win, there's no fighting AI” Diplo's take on AI is spot on, and he's ahead of 99% of creatives, across all disciplines > it's inevitable, and you're dumb if you don't use it > it's a tool, just like many other things before it > taste and references matter A LOT amazing interview by @DanielSWall

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