Banele Nyamane

@MuziDee @kwesi_nk She needs to be allocated a program on national radio😅

@kwesi_nk Sometimes you talk sense. Sometimes.

The backlash this tweet is receiving yhuu. My unpopular opinion..unfortunately in a marriage, vele the man leads notwithstanding ur social/financial standing. Angati nami kutsi kwabhalwaphi, there cld be exceptions, i don't know them. But there's no way we can both lead.

Angaze abute lo Sisi.

@Swelabelusi @Bayanda001 He will replace Jose in November.

@Bayanda001 Spain team

Where will Pep possibly go after the PL

@kwesi_nk Sisi akawabambisi emajita mani🤦‍♀️

There's a child in my house who lost these soccerboots and that's not even the part that made me mad. What made me mad is that I only heard abt it 2 wks after the incident, after sisi overheard the owner blaming the brother for not packing them after the match. Loku ngingafanga

@Leendzz_M Click set until the numbers start blinking, increase the temperature by pushing upward arrow until you get to 75.

Please help me rest this thing...The water is luke warm...Don't know what button my toddler pressed

What a heartbreak for Hearts! They were really close to breaking the Celtic and Rangers dominance.

It's Friday! What are you reading this weekend?

@umhlangaswz And every year, E10k was spent on a ancestral ceremony next to the pond to appease ancestors to allow the mill to operate efficiently and without incidents.

The Bhunya pulp mill, formerly known as Sappi Usutu Pulp Mill. It was hailed as innovative in its time, but was later associated with significant air and water pollution, causing issues for the local community and surrounding environment. Now repurposed by Montigny as a sawmill

@brownskinnono The late….

Thank you for reading Banele🙏🙏🙏. I am so curious to know the people that came to mind.

Just finished "Home of Sara" by Notsile Nkambule. One moment you think kukhulunya ngazibani, the next you think of another! Interesting storyline. a.co/0eWKDOCr

If you are still young, mlalele Professor. Tsine seyangena eweni.

@bennett_banele It is still a safer option. We are lucky this side because our Bonds are around 12%. A net of 8% is good

@Hamunjela Let’s also subtract inflation of ~4% per annum. Now let’s see the workings 🤨

Let’s put the South African Retail Bond (5-year fixed at 9.25%) into perspective. If you invest R1,000,000 at 9.25% for five years, you are essentially locking in a fixed return for that entire period. It means you will earn about R92,500 per year, and that amount does not change regardless of what happens in the market. Over the full five years, that adds up to roughly R462,500 in interest if you choose to take the income along the way. If instead you leave the interest to compound, your investment would grow to around R1.55 million by the end of the term, which is just over R550,000 in growth. There are no market swings, no volatility, and no uncertainty around the return. What you see is what you get. At the same time, there is no additional upside beyond that fixed rate. You are not exposed to higher growth if markets perform well. So it really comes down to what you are trying to achieve. Some investors value the certainty of knowing exactly what their money will do. Others are willing to accept more fluctuation in exchange for the possibility of higher returns. Both approaches have their place.

@Swelabelusi Hhawu! Benidlala emini🤦‍♀️

Let’s all laugh at Chelsea 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Then there are people who will tell you that you are not man enough if you try and fill up the day before the increase. For a saving of 480, bangamane batsi ngilitaki.

@bhekisisagoje Nembala. Mane sekuyasilahlekela loku.

@Nyamaneba Lunyawo alunamphumulo kani futsi kusasa, kuyitolo!

Tintsaba atihlangani, bantfu bayahlangana. You loose absolutely nothing by ticking all the boxes and exit in peace no matter how bad you think your employer treated you.

@kwesi_nk But the day they appoint him formally, 20 minutes sermon suddenly turns to an hour🤦‍♀️

Ngiyati akushiwo loku but yoh, namuhla ngiyivile inshumayelo yamfundisi, my fave preached today & I wish they made him minister in our branch mo often nkosi yami. Lalabanye angibeva mbamba, ngiphuma ngi empty lokwa zero. Funny how my fave keeps it short but to the point.

This suddenly becomes a great souvenir.

@kwesi_nk When there is an opportunity for a job out of town, you think about the Bhazabhaza and where you will find the tenant and end up passing opportunities. The kids go overseas and you are stuck with your partner because it becomes near impossible to sell.

@Nyamaneba Kutenta sa peace of mind however u never have peace cz every other day something breaks or needs an upgrade and and and and. Geyser, switch, lights, imixer ye shower , nalinile ke shwele, sekuvuta iceiling. Yhi

Not many will understand this. It will remain a financially bad decision to own a house or home. But it may be good for emotional and physiological reasons.

@kwesi_nk You are spot on. 7 years into the Bond, sekufuneka i re-painting. 15 years, Shower and bath need to be dismantled. Everytime you look at the ceiling, it feels like its a mortuary because there are newer trends.