Only Fools And Horses Quotes

Ere i speak abit of German Del!

The only hole he hasnt fallen down is the black one in Calcutta!

Mike: Were trying to save whales Del Del: Oh no they don't get nothing from me, not after the way they beat us at rugby last year!

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#OnThisDay 1981: The first episode of Only Fools and Horses was broadcast. Lovely jubbly!

Not long to go #pukka

@Toddlfc David Jason: My Life on Screen airs 26, 27 & 28 August at 6pm, and The Story of Only Fools & Horses starts 29th August for six weeks at 8pm.

Doctor: Do you have trouble passing water Mr Trotter? Del: Well I had a dizzy spell going over tower bridge once!

Del: My favouritist meal is Duck à l'Orange,but I don't know how to say that in French. Rodney:It's canard. D:You can say that again bruv!

Del:Park lane with 1 hotel £2000 please.. Rodney:Old on, according to this is only 1500 Del:I know but I've put you in the penthouse suite!

Grandad: Whats did he look like? Rodney: Horrible, he had these evil eyes and this evil face Del: Maybe it was a reflection?

Amongst the mostly crap in the 3 episode revisit to Only Fools and Horses post Time on their Hands, this is an absolute gem... 😂👍🏻

@lauodonoghue You know it makes sense 👌🏻

@smod123 Good lad 👍

@ellice_tayla Agreed 🤜🏻🤛🏻

@samicosgrove You know it makes sense 🤙

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Happy 77th Birthday Sir David Jason #legend

Impressive Only Fools and Horses cake!