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Amazon started in a garage. Wazoni started in a WhatsApp group of 7 market women. Today we are live and onboarding thousands. Africa is not waiting for permission anymore

@Ankiii_i Hi

Making a chess group anyone who wants to join, just say hi

When your drug dealer complains you’re not doing enough drugs

After Reading this article, you will understand The OSI MODEL like the back of your hand!!

Maybe Jesus told us to forgive 70x7 not because they’ll keep re-offending but because you’ll keep remembering.

Aura. 🤷‍♂️ @B_Fernandes8

SESKO, CUNHA and MBEUMO agreed to join MANCHESTER UNITED without UCL Football Now, they're single handedly taking MAN UNITED to the UCL DELAP, JOÃO PEDRO and GARNACHO joined CHELSEA due to UCL football, now they're taking them to CONFERENCE LEAGUE 6 PLAYERS, DIFFERENT MENTALITY!! 😂😂

Normalise asking people for their chess. com account instead of their Instagram

Bruno Fernandes is coming... 🛫🔴⚡️ #MUFC #ManUnited #transfers

if dey sleep on u..move on!

if they still compete with you at your lowest, you're dangerous

In chess there's a saying: "If you see a good move, look for a better one." I feel like the same advice can be given to writers. If you think of a good metaphor, look for a better one. In fact, it's probably just good life advice in general...

The difference between Bruno Fernandes & Szoboszlai.

I watched a senior sysadmin investigate a server crash. He opened the log file. He scrolled down. He scrolled up. He scrolled down again, looking for the error. Ten minutes passed. He was breathing heavily. I asked if he enjoyed the manual labor or if his grep was broken. He looked confused and said he was "eyeballing it." I told him his eyes were the slowest search algorithm known to man. I showed him “tail -n 100 /var/log/syslog | grep -i error --color=always.” The error was found in 0.3 seconds. I calculated that over a year, he spends two weeks manually reading text like it's 1970. I disabled the Page Up and Page Down keys on his keyboard.

keep pushing that pawn

if you’re not careful, you could waste this entire year

Discussing geopolitics at 2am with bro with the depth and intricacy of a Pentagon briefing (you’re both unemployed)

Most people don't know this, but gnu.org runs on Richard Stallman's personal thinkpad, and when he closes the lid, the website goes offline!

In early 2024, Microsoft engineer Andres Freundaccidentally thwarted one of the most sophisticated cyberattacks in history. While testing an unstable version of Debian, he noticed a tiny 500ms delay in his SSH logins, a blip most people would ignore. Curiosity led him to find a massive backdoor hidden in XZ Utils, a standard data compression tool used by almost every Linux server on the planet. The deal here was : The backdoor targeted the SSH protocol, which is the primary way admins securely log into remote servers. If Freund hadn't spotted it, attackers would have gained a "master key" to bypass authentication and execute code with root privileges on billions of devices. The culprit (under the name "Jia Tan") spent two years building trust in the open-source community, slowly gaining enough "cred" to become a project maintainer and plant the malicious code. How It Was Resolved Once Freund confirmed the malicious code, he emailed the Debian security team and went public on the Openwall mailing liston March 29, 2024. Major Linux vendors like Red Hat, Fedora, and Debian immediately reverted to older, safe versions of the software. GitHub quickly suspended the compromised accounts and disabled the affected repository to stop the spread. A clean version (XZ Utils 5.6.2) was released in May 2024, effectively closing the vulnerability tracked as CVE-2024-3094. Essentially, the internet was saved from a "digital apocalypse" because one guy was annoyed that his computer felt half a second too slow.

this guy got tired of copy pasting between claude code, codex, and gemini so he built a chat room where AI agents can literally talk to each other you tag an agent in the chat and it reads the conversation and responds. agents can tag each other too. the whole loop runs itself it's completely local + free and open source which is crazy the agents can even debate decisions, assign roles, and track jobs