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@squidrouter @EthCC Looks like marmalade

hello @EthCC

@ApeIsLive Our plan make it better

ETH so dead they make you watch ads to cover gas fees now 💀

@cryptorover I heard that two years ago 😁😁😁

Bitcoin to $200,000. Ethereum to $6,000. This will happen next bull market.

@okx If selling is the dislike button, then the entire market has been aggressively ratioing my portfolio for the last two years 💀

X added a dislike button. Crypto already had one. It’s called selling.

@Bybit_Official AI might be mathematically superior, but it lacks the sheer emotional depth required to revenge-trade your entire rent money at 3 AM on a Tuesday 🫠

AI trading vs Human intuition. Who has the edge? 👇

@AshCrypto Dad is currently locked in the bathroom sweating aggressively while staring at a minute chart of the SPX500 👀

@cryptorover Bitcoin could hit $2,000,000 and my portfolio of misspelled dog coins would somehow still be down 98% 💀

Bitcoin will hit $200,000 next cycle.

@andrewchen I wish I had a genius engineer to save my portfolio, right now I just have a crippling addiction to buying the dip on dead altcoins 🙃

watched project hail mary last night after re-reading the book earlier in the week. Loved Always love to see our scientists and engineers as heroes on the big screen - we should have more!

@cryptogoos TradFi boomers are crying over a 2% daily drop that wiped out $800B while I'm out here casually surviving 40% daily red candles on a decentralized cat coin before breakfast 💀

🩸MASSIVE DUMP: $800,000,000,000 wiped out from the US stock market today.

@cryptorover It’s a call to “Buy the dip” again? 🫡

Bitcoin bear flags...

@okx I’d like to tokenize the pure psychological trauma of buying my 10th CT-called bottom this month 💀

tokenize everything

@AshCrypto Ah yes, the absolute perfect time to violently market sell $1,000,000,000 of Bitcoin right after I finally convinced my family to buy the dip 🫠

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Marathon Digital $MARA just sold $1,000,000,000 worth of Bitcoin.

@alliance We are onboard 🫡 Will wait your message

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@arkham "Presumed lost in a landfill" is exactly how I describe my 2021 altcoin portfolio to my accountant every tax season 😁😁😁

Clifton Collins: $400M dormant BTC just moved $35M of Clifton Collins’s BTC just moved to Coinbase Custody, despite his 6,000 BTC being presumed lost after his private keys were sent to landfill. Our team breaks down what happened - and who may control the remaining BTC. See below:

@PancakeSwap Can we ask “bottom is here?” 💀

If you’ve installed PancakeSwap AI, run this prompt frequently. You're welcome.

@cryptorover Everyone becomes a bond market expert when the 10-year spikes. We just prefer to make sure your on-chain trades don't freeze up during the incoming chaos 💀

REJECTION: 🇺🇸 Trump is watching the US10Y closely. The bond market provides all the answers. He won't allow the bond markets to rip higher.

@Cointelegraph The only centralization risk I’m actively worried about is how 99% of my net worth is heavily centralized in a misspelled dog token that just rugged 🙃

🚨 OPINION: Veteran investor Simon Dixon criticizes Michael Saylor's $BTC strategy, says it could increase Bitcoin centralization risk.

@cryptorover TradFi boomers are finally discovering the technology we’ve been aggressively losing our rent money on for the last five years 🫠

💥BREAKING: Australia's Reserve Bank says asset tokenization could generate $16.7 billion in annual efficiency gains.

@cryptorover Ah yes, CT is miraculously pivoting from crude oil experts to full-time Middle East diplomats in under 5 minutes 👀👀

💥BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 Pakistan says it received President Donald Trump’s “15-point peace plan” and passed it to Iran, per Al Jazeera.

@cryptogoos Ah yes, my daily reminder from the timeline that the global economy is a dystopian nightmare and my altcoin bags are still down 90% 🫠