@moneyacademyKE That's 200 shillings per transaction. Meaning Mpesa makes an average of 3.5 billion shillings daily from just sending money. Daytime robbery
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Discovering to uncover. Chelsea fan 💙
Nairobi, Kenya Katılım Kasım 2017
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@ignyharaz2 I missed it Hadi nikaachana nayo. I started using Kang'undo road 😂
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Ukishamiss exit hapo Manyanja hata Google maps inanyamaza.
Sasa Hapo mambo ni matatu
1. Ingia fedha uuze chapo
2. enda hadi Tajmall upumzike kidogo..
3. enda Road trip hadi jkia
Kuna siku i thought of kuweka Hazard nipige reverse dogo dogo lakini ma TX zinapita na speed ingine faya sana
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@MarioNawfal The open seas belong to the world, not American pirates.
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🇺🇸🇮🇷 The U.S. just told Iran, in front of the entire UN Security Council, that the Strait of Hormuz belongs to the world.
Mike Waltz: "The Strait of Hormuz is not Iran's property to use as a trench or bargaining chip."
Russia and China already vetoed a resolution on this in early April, so the diplomatic path is essentially dead.
Good statement, but it does nothing.
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal
🇺🇸🇮🇷 The U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations came to the UN with a list. Iran fired on its neighbors, hit civilian infrastructure, launched thousands of missiles and drones at Gulf countries, and is still trying to kill more Americans. Subtlety has left the building.
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@NelsonHavi Unlike him and most of us, he has negative degrees in policy making and implementation. KSG has never seen this guy. You're being exceptionally unfair to the millions of people who will receive services at this facility. I'm sure you're being sarcastic 😂
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You guys are being unfair to and unreasonable on Gaucho. The work of any Board is not technical, but policy making and implementation. It is almost perfunctory. Gaucho will not be required to perform technical medical functions. Let us stop this nonsense.
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@MarioNawfal Makes a point when you have no brain. Russia is protecting the Russians in Ukraine, Israel is destroying the Lebanese villages, killing people to resettle its people.
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A loved one just sent me this message, and she makes a very good point.
Why is everyone (including me) up in arms about territory Israel COULD annex in Lebanon, but accepted a much larger territory being annexed by Russia as inevitable?
The Ukrainian territory currently occupied by Russia is 195x bigger than the Lebanese territory Israel currently occupied
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@IRANinKENYA @IRANinKENYA how can I register to fight alongside Iran whenever the US invades? I'm not losing this chance. They better do it men. Okay, lemme launch one missile, get a direct hit and come back, fine a bullet then please, a beg 🙏
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Hey, you damn 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱 𝗸𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿!
You idiot want to talk about "cheques and balances" for passing through Hormuz?
They don't need a contract. Their clearance is simpler:
- No ICC warrant for the PM's face on a genocide charge.
- Their toll is paid by not vaporizing 160 schoolkids in a single airstrike.
- Their permit is signed by not turning 300 Lebanese into pink mist in under 10 minutes.
- They clear customs because they didn't feast at 𝗘𝗽𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗶𝗻'𝘀 kiddie buffet.
- The 70k souls in Gaza in 2 years? That’s just the invoice you want to ignore.
At this point, even shame itself is ashamed to be associated with you, 𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂.
And for the record—Regime is a 75-year occupier lease on stolen land, not a 7,000-year civilization. Say it with me: the 𝑰𝒔𝒍𝒂𝒎𝒊𝒄 𝑹𝒆𝒑𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒊𝒄 𝒐𝒇 𝑰𝒓𝒂𝒏. Get the word used to your tongue, you dishonorable disgrace.
Danny Danon 🇮🇱 דני דנון@dannydanon
בדיון בעצרת הכללית של האו״ם על חסימת מצרי הורמוז, שאלתי את השגריר הצרפתי כמה הם שילמו למשטר האייתולות עבור “חופש השיט”? באופן מפתיע, לא הייתה לו תשובה. גם לשגרירים של סין ופקיסטן לא הייתה תשובה, כנראה שיש שאלות שאף אחד מהם לא ממהר לענות עליהן.
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@Shabanafckenya Just easy. Make it online, then get tickets with QR codes. Once a qr code is scanned and confirmed, then the ticket is valid. One more tip, make sure the system checks out the QR code so that we don't have duplicate codes.
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Will be addressed. Apologies.
Sir Jay@Jare_TheRanger
@Shabanafckenya Could you do away with cash payment at the gates, your stewards directing us to an mpesa to withdraw money is the most stupid thing i saw today. Ningerudi tu mtaa. Fix it up, its embarassing. Hizi revenue zitaendelea kudidimia juu ys hii ufala.
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@MarioNawfal Stupid argument from stupid geopolitically-disillusioned boy
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Now that a ceasefire has taken effect in Lebanon, it's time for Hezbollah to disarm and for Israel to pull out
This can only happen with a deal between the U.S. and Iran.
Until the Lebanese Army is re-armed, the Lebanese Government has no say unfortunately
The decision lies with Trump and Mojtaba
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@Kibet_bull This is a common practice in road repairs, a temporary fix. But if not well done, it's just a waste of resources.
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@Kibet_bull On the VPN settings, go to split tunneling, select apps you don't want to be affected by VPN. You'll be good to go
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BROWN BREAD.
This type of bread remains the most useless food in the history of human nutrition.
First, bread is bread.
Second, brown bread is just white bread with food colour and wheat bran.
2 slices of brown bread = 150 calories
2 slices of white bread = 64 calories.
Wheat bran is the useless outer part of the wheat kernel that MSM tells us has fibre.
Wheat bran used in the manufacture of brown bread is the by-product of milling wheat kernel.
This by-product is used in the manufacture of dog food and chicken feeds. This is what the marketers tell you is brown bread.
Don't feed your relatives brown bread under the pretext of healthy living.
Don't feed them bread whether white, brown, yellow or 'sugarless'.
#FoodFriday
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@MarioNawfal I love how you always stupidly drag any country into any conversation. You're a reporter not an analyst
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🇰🇵🇮🇷 North Korea leaves Iran on read.
Kim Jong-Un decided it's a bad move to back Iran, so he can improve relations with the U.S while Trump's in charge.
He's sent no military support, and public statements are cautious, avoiding criticism of Trump.
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal
🇺🇸 Rep. Yassamin Ansari wants Sec of War Pete Hegseth impeached over alleged war crimes, including the strike on a girls’ school in Iran and attacks on civilian infrastructure. She’s also calling on Trump’s Cabinet to invoke the 25th Amendment against Trump, which would hand power to VP Vance. Source: Axios
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@Sthembiso_RSA @russembkenya Your ignorance might cause a lot more losses than the cost of this vaccine. The quoted post says "FREE" in caps.
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@russembkenya Does this not make the vaccine too expensive?
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💉The Russian anti-cancer vaccine 'Neooncovac' is strictly personalised (tailored to the individual).
It is developed on the basis of a genetic analysis of a specific patient's tumour in order to 'train' the immune system to recognise and destroy only that patient's cancer cells
RT@RT_com
'Now, treatment using Russian CANCER VACCINES is available FREE of charge' — Russia's PM Mishustin 'Incorporating new approaches into the compulsory health insurance system will improve the effectiveness of care for people with serious illnesses'
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