Taco

It's lonely in the woods.

@gonertube @CabbyFacts @JackCardsIV I agree.

@CabbyFacts @JackCardsIV It's rude to talk about someone who's listening. Especially when you're not including me!!! Golly, I think he needs to be thrown to the insect pit.

okay wow i thought i'd get a little more respect than that. and they voted ME out because i was "mean".

//main ib ws @CabbyFacts

//saw other ppl doing this nd i wanted to do it too also my runner up for fav is taco nd mephone i love you me[phone

@FunnyFace1337x @CabbyFacts You are banned from Reality Restaurant.

@CabbyFacts I love hollow burger buns!! Put mayonaise in there. I hate lettuce so replace that with one of the many rats in Reality Resturant. I feel like you’re going to poison me but that’s okay! I like the taste of poison! Add that too. Eggs. Can you add a hotdog too? Thaaaanks!

No I do not have a twin. No I Am not the evil twin. Yes I Am The Floor. No I have not been wearing my twins skin and walking and talking and pretending to be them in every way. Yes I would like that burger!

@FanFantastcBlog //then my lame ass reply under his AND him saying womp womp im doomed

@tealovingtaco he got your ass bro😭😭//

//unironicallly the ojs advice acc clocked my shit earlier i stuggled to come up with a response fopr like ten minutes i was looking back at past episodes nd everything major respect to whoeverr runs that acc dam

@FanFantastcBlog //i cant come back from THIS

@tealovingtaco i can’t come back from this//

@FanFantastcBlog // OMGA THATS SO BAD😭😭😭

@FanFantastcBlog //YO i think me nd cabby r on good terms so far PRAYING she dosent clock me too

@tealovingtaco cabby already got me💔//

@FanFantastcBlog //hello i am imposter i am the bad guy

no ok i lowkey just started this and i’m too scared to interact with the other roleplay accounts hey guys

@FanFantastcBlog //RIGHT😭😭😭😭😭

@tealovingtaco i’ve been scared to follow them incase they clock my shit as well 😭 ///

I spelt suspicion wrong. Please excuse that. My Twitter feed has been fogging my brain.

I have a suspision that Goo has somehow invaded my Twitter timeline because every other post is about lesbians.

@gonertube Yes. It did.

@tealovingtaco Oh, gee! Did the forest ever sing to you like the ocean does?

Sometimes I stand near the ocean and listen to the song underneath. Do you hear it too?

@sulfursmokesoot I remember that. I had almost given away my hiding spot in the trees because I had such a difficulty in holding in my laughter.

The last time I experienced True Joy was when Mephone fell off the stage in season 2. He cut it out because of his excessive swearing

@CulinaryPunster I said exactly what I said. New herbs; though one of them has been created using your son's remains. I advise against you using that herb.

@tealovingtaco What do you mean new herbs.

I have added new tea types to Inanimate Restaurant, please stop by and try some. Curtesy of Test Tube for biologically inventing new herbs.

@OJsAdvice @CabbyFacts And also, for your information, I am not 'alone' as your reply implies. I have more friends than you probably ever will; because you revolve around Paper/the hotel and everyone and everything else is an afterthought.

@OJsAdvice @CabbyFacts Interesting how you bring up my dead best friend when your community hosted his funeral. Interesting how you are supposed to be a leader; a role model, yet here you are. Pulling at strings for mistakes I have made--and apologized for long ago.

"Yeah dude I am making Inanimate Island better as we speak"