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Hello love. Welcome to the second month of the year guys

@itzQmax Mine is more than 10 years. Infact it's 2 MTN sim

Who can honestly say they've had the same phone number for the last five years?

Here we go again

@Opehyehmmi I fit remove the 3 spoons sef

Weekend breakfast is ready. Remove one thing from the tray.

@FabrizioRomano Tweet of the year

🚨🍒 Bournemouth beat Arsenal at Emirates Stadium! Who’s been your Man of the Match?

@ARIAREIGN180683 😔

I had this classmate in s.s.2 she was the oldest in class then she was 18. She was the perfect description of a bad b*tch. She was like the coolest and coolest and richest kid in class,not because of her parents (tho they were rich) unlike all rest of us,she had her own money from working in the club,had multiple sugar daddies and Yahoo boyfriends. She had expensive wigs,iphone everything, she was my close friend yes I love the bad girls, everyone avoided her like a plague coz she was like the black sheep of the school. Her parents were tired if receiving reports from the school and school Also got tired of reporting her so she got expelled. She was transferred to another school. Her dad was

@Toobusy41913321 @surestalfredOJK Title?

This is a 10/10 no cap 🧢

@Opehyehmmi You fit no dey collect pass #25000 per month as well though

If your boss dresses like this, you're never getting replaced with AI.

@Mel_Ody09 @diamondhighbee1 With that bra?

@diamondhighbee1 Something that is very soft like fresh bread

Can men feel our boobs when we hug them?

🔁

@Ekibastic22 @drsportsmedia How about now pal?

@drsportsmedia Because they lost a final, you are bring up this

In 2023, Arsenal were knocked out on penalties by Sporting CP in the Europa League, followed by a 3-3 home draw against relegated Southampton and a 4-1 thumping at the Etihad, which all but ended the Gunners’ title hopes. 💔 In 2026, Arsenal face those same three opponents in the space of two weeks. It’s a run of fixtures that could once again make or break their entire season. 🔥 #AFC #Arsenal #PremierLeague #UCL

@Opehyehmmi Police

Which of them?

@Opehyehmmi Quick recovery

I had surgery in my nose yesterday. Still recovering.

@Adunniolaide02 @Wizarab10 Aduni please I want to ask an honest question. If the man is taking the responsibilities of the home with his money as expected, what is the wife supposed to use her money for?

@Wizarab10 As a man why are you putting bills on her money? You mean if she stops earning your home will sùffer because you are already using her money to pay bills 🤷‍♀️

I've said it like 2 million times in the past, and I'll say it again. It is better to marry a woman who earns N200k who sees her income as family income, than a woman who earns N2m who sees her income as her money alone. "My wife makes her own money" is not a flex if she is financially useless to the family.

@thehameez009 Congratulations man

I used to feel severe pain in my chest down to my lower abdomen ever since I was in school, I've gone for several check-ups thinking it was an ulcer, but then nothing of such. The day I went for my first scan it was discovered that I have a "KIDNEY STONE 💔", which requires an operation. But the doctor gave me the advice to go back home and make sure to drink enough water daily. Ever since that day, I have been drinking more than 10 liters of water every day. Just last week when I was urinating I felt a sharp pain in my genital organ like something was forcing its way out, lo and behold guys, I was able to piss out the stone then I picked it up from the WC to go and show the doctor. Guess what my next scan shows that I am free guys 🎉🎉💃💃💃

@bilionaire_dgb I won't even come at all. Make me sef do angel small

If you are to choose the country of your choice. Will u still choose to be from your current country.

@Opehyehmmi Action bitters

Chi exotic or Action bitters?.

@Ify__oma @Wizarab10 And you'd get out, as much as you're not forced to stay.

@Wizarab10 But there are relationships we get into and it’s just chaos all through

God doesn't ordain relationship. We simply accept the love we think we deserve.

@Opehyehmmi Groundnut

Two more things are needed. What are you bringing?.

Once I know you always engage my posts including my reposts to help my mutuals, I will never miss any of your posts. Evidence full my page. Who wants Big Junior as mutual?.

@IamKennedyJr @sidney_sbm If someone mumu never dey pay, she no go add am

@sidney_sbm 500k for weekend ? person wey her brideprice supposed be handshake

I met this girl at ShopRite Lekki one evening while I was grabbing a few things. She looked simple, calm, and very homely the kind of girl you see and immediately think, “This is someone I could actually build something with.” We started talking while standing in line. The conversation flowed naturally, we laughed a bit, and before leaving we exchanged contacts. I walked out of that place smiling, thinking I had just met someone genuine. So This morning I texted her and suggested we meet again, after our last dinner. That’s when the tone of the conversation changed. She replied calmly and said if we were going to meet, I’d have to pay for her time. At first I thought she was joking. But she wasn’t. That was when I realized she wasn’t just the “simple girl” I thought I met she was doing hookup. Then she gave me her price list if I want to meet her. Just like that, the picture I had in my head disappeared. Time, energy, even the little money I spent trying to impress her… all wasted. These days, you meet someone and think it’s the start of something real. Next thing you know, it’s just business. 🤦🏾‍♂️