the aloof Buddha

Bruhhhh, in-house election, asin party primary, like within you and your guys, this people don display every form of election malpractice... the level of criminality and decadence that's normal in APC is shocking...

@eldxstpie @HemsleyB13 @_Utdbaki Esteban lepaul, plays for Rennes

@HemsleyB13 @Obi_ffs @_Utdbaki Co-ask

@zigirl51 @_Utdbaki He isn't coming to be backup, he would be fighting for the top spot like everyone else...

@Obi_ffs @_Utdbaki Yes!! My best option but he's just entering his prime..not sure he'd want to be back up

This guy sef 😂

“𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘎𝘰𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘏𝘪𝘮 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴.” — 𝘙𝘶𝘮𝘪

In fairness to Jesus, "One of you will betray me" is a great dinner party conversation opener.

when bro's gf starts questioning me but I haven't recieved my script yet

A wise mentor once told me: “Before you play the game, study the winners. If you don’t want their life, don’t play their game.”

do you guys notice politicians don’t do tribalism? they fool together and ruin us together. but when it’s time for us to collectively fight for our future, una go dey instigate tribal sentiments

Disgust has moved me in such ways motivation never could

@ioilysfm @jenngaly They be so ho’d out they dont got a clue

me holding my opinion after realizing I cannot fix this person's entire educational history in just one conversation.

Religious, uneducated and poor. Very deadly combo

The third world isn't a place, it's a people. Third world countries exist because they are full of third world people. If you send every German to Nigeria and every Nigerian to Germany, in 5 years, Nigeria will become a civilized nation and Germany will become a third world.

Relationships are way better when the goal is to experience life together & not to try to shape the person into who you want them to be

One of the best tweets of all time

He just like me

Still staggered at this £500,000 question. I’d have been all in on ice puck and shown to be clueless 😟

don’t be a fly nigga that doesn’t know God