Chioma blessing

@TheDamiForeign Up and grateful

I don wake! Say Hi if you’re awake & active🥷🏻

@officialABAT Baba you're 74 but your younger sister is 82 Even your age no gree move forward

On this my 74th birthday, I celebrate the valiant men and women of our Armed Forces. Today, I have directed the Accountant-General of the Federation to establish a special account for a fund dedicated to those who serve, those wounded in the line of duty, and the families of those who have paid the ultimate price. As a personal commitment, all my salaries since assuming office will be paid into this account as seed funding, irrespective of existing insurance and welfare schemes for members of our armed forces. This fund will directly support those who have lost their limbs, and the widows, widowers, and children of those who laid down their lives in service to our dear country. I call on our Governors, members of the National Assembly, the private sector, my friends and all well-wishers to support this initiative. Details of the account will be made available in due course. We must never forget those who stand in harm’s way for our peace, nor the sacrifices borne by their families. This is not charity. It is duty. And we will fulfil it. Bola Ahmed Tinubu President and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces Federal Republic of Nigeria

@TheDamiForeign First of all, who go tell my pastor say I win money cos it's not gonna be me. Whoever tell am go bring evidence The ko ko be say I no dey bring shí Shi.

You won 32 million naira and your pastor tells you to use it to sow seed in church that a bigger blessing will come your way, as a child of God, what are you doing?🤔

@arike_mama Ahhh, where my turning stick dey make I nack your head small abi na oriamo cord go better. Anyways so sorry girl 😭

I did an abortion for him and we got back home that night. I was freshly bleeding and he suggested that we had sex and s the best time cause I can’t get pregnant. I was in so much pain but I let him in anyways. While he did it, I was crying

Wishing you a day as grand as your vision for the country and may your rule be as long as the lines for gas. Thanks for the gifts of hardship and pains, they're truly priceless

Happy Birthday to the President who's making history of one hardship at a time. May your birthday be as sweet as the hardship we've endured, and may this year bring you as much joy as you've brought us opportunities to tighten our belts.

@MrMekzy_ And I been dey get butterflies all this while, why you no quick talk. M. Na to go hospital tomorrow go buy medicine for ulcer

Anything that takes your breath away is called asthma. Anything that sweeps you off your feet is epilepsy. Butterflies in your tummy are gastric ulcers. having Chills is the flu. Being head over heels is an emergency craniotomy. When your heart skips a beat, that's a heart attack. None of these are love, you're not in love. you're welcome.

@instablog9ja You make pepper soup Preferably cat fish pepper soup, step it down with chilled beer

When life gives you lemon, make lemonade… But when life gives you pepper? 🌶️😭 Na tears and vibes remain 😂 What you go do? 👀👇

@TheSerahIbrahim The person you're writing to obviously can't read all this cos baba no even fit hold phone talk of to read wetin person write.

Love letter to president Bola Ahmed Tinubu as he celebrates his birthday. Calvary Greetings Mr. President, As you mark your 74th birthday, we send candles to your cake. Not by choice, but because we celebrate in darkness on our streets, in our homes, and in the economy. So now all we have are the flickering, struggling light of candles. Millions of citizens are struggling to survive under you, while you add another year. You’re 74 today, but under your watch Nigerians are expected to live only 54 years. If a president like you had ruled when you were 50, facing what Nigerians face now, you wouldn’t have survived to be here today. There are currently over 80 million youths out of job in Nigeria, the worst in recent years. Your tenure is like a youth demolition crew, where everything is made to waste the years of our youths. It is killing and impoverishing more youths than ever before. Our passport has become weaker, Nigerians face ridicule all over airports around the world. Our passport is sadly 94 out of 104. Nigeria has been ranked as the worst place to live in the world under you. So when you say you’re a city boy, I wonder who is the boy and where is the city, is it Benin where people are being kidnapped, or Kogi with bandits or your home state Osun, where is the city in Nigeria? We are even nicknamed “the world’s poverty capital”. Nigeria now has the highest number of extremely poor people in the world as over 141 million people are now poor since you became president. That is more than half of the population. In 2022, our GDP stood at about $477 billion. By 2025, even after the rebasing, we fell to $285 billion an over 40% decrease. So please what exactly are you doing? Today, we have over 20 million Nigerian children who are out of school due to poverty and insecurity. Insecurity is even worse, Nigeria is currently ranked the 4th most terrorised country in the world. Yet, we are not at war. Mr. President, You once protested when fuel was ₦141. Today, fuel prices under you is ₦1,450 that is over 1000% increase from what you protested against. Haba Mr. President. When dollar was ₦460 you protested, now it is ₦1,400 per dollar. That is over 95% drop, at this rate you should even be protesting against yourself. We would have loved to celebrate with you today, play some music and dance, but we are in darkness. There’s no light anywhere, except Aso Rock, where your ₦10 billion solar panel works, while the national grid has collapsed 26 times since you took office, roughly once every month since you became president. Even with the increased tariff, Band A to Band B have now been made bandits because we are now forced to work and live in the dark like bandits. The darkness persists, but the bills keep rising. If healthcare had been this bad when you were born, you probably wouldn’t be here today. Nigeria is now the most dangerous place to give birth, we have been stated to lose one child every 7 minutes. That one child could have been you 80 or 70 years ago. We have the highest maternal and child mortality death in the world. We cannot even protest because of the shrinking civic space and the calamity you inflict on opposition voices. You have gone ahead to ruin over 60 years of democracy. Opposition leaders are being picked up and ridiculed under you, but just to remind you that power is transient, so as you celebrate your last year in office, remember the things you do today may come back to hit you and your gallivanting children more than ever before. Leadership is measured by outcomes. By whether people live longer By whether children go to school By whether families can eat By whether citizens can get healthcare As you mark 74, the people reflect and history records Because in the end, history will not remember the celebration, it will remember the condition of the people when you were there. Happy Birthday Chief Tinubu, may your days be long enough to witness the new Nigeria you never gave to us.

Happy birthday Tinubu You will run, it will run. You will walk, it will walk. You will go left and right, it will follow. You will fly, it will fly. No matter where you go, you will never escape everything you deserve. There will be days you'll wake up and ask yourself, all of these for me? Fear not, it's just the beginning. You've done a lot and God has seen everything, what's coming for you will not escape you. Your life will be a testament that God rewards people for their actions. 🙏🏽

@itzchristunique Why would you intentionally place yam and goat at the same place. She has gotten what she wanted. Testing your partner is just a stupid thing to do

She wanted to test her husband but ended up getting shocked.. She sent a random girl to flirt with her husband online.. just to “be sure he's faithful” The man knew about it but played along… he gradually made the girl to move him instead, From sweet words, late-night chats, even planned to meet. She was started shaking when she noticed her plans was going beyond what she had thought. Then one day she revealed everything to the man but it was too late. The girl is already pregnant.. He didn’t apologize. He just said, “Now you finally see who you married.” She cried, pleaded that he cut off all ties with the girl. That night, while she was crying, he told her he will marry the girl.. No apologies, not remorseful instead He slept peacefully.

@Horlheryinkar I've been in this situation before and I can tell you that it isn't easy at all. You just have to endure, he can't choose you over his friends neither can he choose his friends over you. But he should talk to them about the noise aspect, at least you should have some serenity

So my boyfriend and his friends live together in his apartment where he pays the rent which always make me feel uncomfortable being around each time I visit him. I’ve spoken to him severely and he said he can’t chase them out and that he enjoy their company since we ain’t married yet. This is not bearable for me cos each time I visit, I will have to cook for six and no free movement around the house, noises everywhere and many things that I don’t feel very comfortable with. No privacy with my babe even if we don’t share the same room, I still want to walk and run around the house n@k£d with my boyfriend but it not even possible with them around always chatting,playing games and more that I he hardly have time for me not that he doesn’t love me o

@IyelolaIge If I return am make I bend 😆😂😂 I go use the money compensate myself for the strokes I received. Get chilled Fanta, 2 good meatpie and use the remaining change to hold body

You lost your mom 5k, she gave you 25 strokes of Cain, when your dad returns from work, he gives you 15 strokes of Cain. And in the evening when you're about to sleep, you find the money on top of your bed, will you return it?😅

@AdageorgeA This is really not right. What kind of a mother is she. She deserves to be divorced straight up

I know a marriage that fail cuz the wife love buying clothes.. I don't want to call any tribe out.. But I will gist you.. A man work so hard to provide for his family, he makes sure, he gives his wife over 100k for house keep, since she decided not to work . He managed his family so well.. that everybody wanted to be part.. Now the problem was the wife, always attending party that anyone invite her to, using the money that was meant to run the household to run her spending and buying of clothes. The man called her and spoke to her about it.. but she didn't change... On April 20th 2024 her husband gave her money to pay her children School fees on time, but she didn't.. her 8 years old daughter walk into the room and knelt down in the front of her father and say.. 👇👇 Daddy my teacher said I should kneel down and plead with you.., you haven't paid our school fees since I was in basic one, now I'm in Basic three third term..... That you should please pay it... The man went to the school and saw all the bills.... He was in big debit.. He wonder why the school was allowing the children inside the school premises with the amount he was owing... Only for him to find out that his wife had lied about his health.

Funny how there is no Igbo name that starts with letter “P”.

All these cos she refused giving out her number. Some men are just so unbelievable.

A man asked a lady for her number, she declined. The man started saying all sorts of things, that the lady will soon grow old with no partner and no children. That men are scarce, she should better get off her high horse and choose a man now that men are coming.

@AnnSogunro A woman is asked to manage her home and pray for a husband that cheats but a woman that cheats is condemned by the society. World of women!!. God help us

A woman told me that her husband touches her once or twice in a year. And for those times, she would have begged and begged and cried and cried. Then I began to wonder, if this woman goes out, the society will lebell her a bad woman, a promiscuous woman. But what about her husband, he forget she's human too, they've been married for 15 years now. Does it mean for those years he's been denying her, he doesn't go out? He doesn't have a side chick. Society and African culture is not fair on women in general.

@kenkenlewu Omo things dey happen . I just hope the traditional whatever won't have any negative effect on the girl later on

This girl is one of my favourite students. I hadn’t seen her for about a month. I tried calling her, but her lines were off. I just kept praying she was okay. Last week she walked into the office. "Where have you been?" “My mum dîed. I went to the village to wed her and bury her.” “Wed her?” I asked, confused. She explained that in her place (part of Delta State), a woman is expected to be wedded before burîal. Her dad refused. He said he never promised her marriage while she was alîve, that there was no love between them, just casual things. Then she added, “I’m the only child… so I had to step in.” I was still processing that when she said; "On the burial day, my dad showed up fighting the caterer because they didn't give him food. I had already told them not to when I sighted him." I noticed the ring on her finger and asked, “So you’re married to your mum now?” She said, “Not really. I’ll remove the ring later.” Wîld tradition!