Free Speech Parody

For those wondering why I wasn't grossed out by dog masturbation, look, I've had to clean horse dick. With my hands.

@Wildegeist @FernShawArt /sighs heavily from Team Snake People are so nasty sometimes I swear. Snake people who make those comments about rats are extra awful though, you should know better ffs

I don't care if you don't like spiders. But if you go under a post of my beloved pet spider to tell me you'd kill her if you saw her, you are simply and purely a fucking asshole. You don't see me go under photos of your dog to comment how much I'd like to kill him ?!

@narschlob Fish: the solution to this is to not wear shoes, duh

i was reminded this exists today

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@Rochellia3 @MorePerfectUS Did you know that you can get tattoos when you have money and they do not magically disappear when you no longer have money? Circumstances can change. Weird isn't it.

@MorePerfectUS How can she afford tattoos but not staples of life? I always marvel at how tattooed people can afford their "body art" but not anything else

Poverty is a policy choice. Child poverty is a policy choice.

@UrsulaV I love horses but, well, they are.... special

I sent over the 95% finished draft of Book Four of the Saint of Steel, and my fabulous and pitiless editor @KBSpangler has informed me that it does not shame my ancestors, so if anyone needs me, I will be melting into a puddle of relief.

@seananmcguire You can definitely have one shipped to you. I'm just not sure how reliable some of these breeders are. Getting a reptile shipped is uh. Exciting.

Someday I am going to succeed in convincing somebody to mail me a snapping turtle, and I don't know what happens after that.

Fun fact: chimney swifts raised in captivity need to be released with an established colony. It’s by far one of the most rewarding releases to watch - the adults come down and get the kids as they fly out and take them back to the roost with them 🥲🥺

@HillaryMonahan I went with my mom and at one point she leaned down and just whispered, "Look at all the lesbians." ...well duh, mom?

Now THAT's how you do a headline about this subject

@farlanewastaken @jeffvandermeer We have places along trails here for you to wipe your shoes so you don't spread invasive this way....

@jeffvandermeer Feels like an invasive species designed that shoe

Heart's in the right place--presumably somewhere in the torso--but feels not entirely thought out?... cnn.com/2023/08/11/wor…

@jenphalian Aaaaaaah.

As a researcher, I’ve found many asexual people feel that gender is pointless, unimportant, or even oppressive. I call this “gender detachment.” Many of you have been following this work and asking to read it. Now you can! Here’s how:

Ceramic dice restock is tomorrow! ⏰️ Aug 1st at 6pm ET. My goal is to raise enough extra, so that I can go to NCECA and Gencon for the first time next year. (2024) A share really helps ❤️ Do you have any tips for a first timer to NCECA or Gencon?

@snakeymama Oh, angy. I love it!

Y'all. This Mexican Hognose Snake has stolen my heart.

@UrsulaV (adding: it's on Steam)

@UrsulaV Travelers Rest? I just picked it up and have been enjoying it. You're running a tavern, serving guests, crafting and cooking. Only combat is beating unruly patrons with your mop. There's many crafting stations to enjoy making?

Twitter peeps, I need a game recommendation. But not any recommendation! A very specific sort! Please read to end of thread! You know the basic gameplay loop where you get a thing and make a crafting station and then use it to make a different crafting station, etc? That. BUT—