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Bodie Ryan stinking it up with 0 possessions for the half. On the plus side, Mackenzie's had twice the disposals he usually does #AFLDeesHawks #HawkTalkPod

@HawkTalkPod Should Barrass be banned from playing at Optus ever again?

It's that time of the week again, folks - submit your questions for the podcast!

Think we could get Perez back in next week, Scrimshaw has had an all time stinker

@HawksInsiders Sometimes it's just about enjoying Collingwood not winning, even if we don't win too

Loves an after the siren set shot for a draw 🧊

@MikeBales You can't fix the world if all you have is a hammer

Hello darkness, my old friend…

@TerriblyHQ Like dumbledore sending hagrid to fetch the philosophers stone

The diamond weighed over 3,000 carats in its rough form and was considered one of the most valuable objects in the world at the time.

@nivholls @AvidCommentator Cries in Canberrian

@AvidCommentator *laughs in highway 1*

*laughs in Australian*

@xursee @AFLxScore Just think it means nothing. What point is an expected score. What matters is the actual score

@OcarinaShell @AFLxScore Why?

#AFLHawksDogs Final xScores: HAW 104 from expected 103.8 (+0 rushed) WB 64 from expected 98.7 (+0 rushed)

@AllieJade1 It's Australia. One might even say that's par for the course

Australia just lives by an entirely different code! A large eastern brown snake (venomous) was spotted slithering through the crowd on day 1 of LIV Golf Adelaide, making its way across the fairway at The Grange Golf Club. Yeah, thanks but no thanks. No nope-ropes for me. Outta there! 😬😀

@dfranc76 It'll take 15 months for the report to say 'nothing to see here' I want to see a current affair 'jurnos' chasing Dillon down the street aggressively asking 'are you proud your organisation shows such blatant favouritism? Is it true all your umpires have recently become farmers?'

Time for a royal commission into the way Geelong are umpired. Different rules to others. #aflHawksCats

@HawksInsiders Great reporting Kent

Chol was taken to a better hospital where his condition was updated to ‘alive’

@AFL @barrettdamian @MatthewLloyd18 He's just standing there minding his own business. Not his fault his attacker is a midget

"It clearly galvanised this club." @barrettdamian and @MatthewLloyd18 discuss the Harley Reid-Charlie Comben incident on Access: afl.com.au/video/1483700

@NatMartin30 Well we saw a random thing...

Scrimshaw absolutely pissing himself here makes this infinitely more funny than it is, and it’s already pretty funny

@BeYouDoMore @lady_valor_07 Legit the best advice I've seen

@lady_valor_07 Accept your inner dork and do what interests you. The sooner you find your tribe the better.

I’m 25. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.

@KLeonidasII @lady_valor_07 ≠

@lady_valor_07 If you hold down on = you can type ≠

@geographyhost Poor Pluto

Number of confirmed moons of each planet (February 2026): • Mercury: 0 • Venus: 0 • Earth: 1 • Mars: 2 • Jupiter: 97 • Saturn: 274 • Uranus: 29 • Neptune: 16 (Pluto: 5)

Dennis Cometti didn't get many calls wrong, but time makes fools of us all #hawthornFC #HawkTalkPod #Hawksinsiders

Just reread Centimetre Perfect. Dennis Cometti was a true master