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(Quien no lo tiene, lo hance; y quien lo tiene, lo deshance.) / Chelsea 💙 /IT Support Technician

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The_Apprentice 👨‍💻@Ochuba1001·
Starting my journey in the IBM IT Support Technician course! Over the next six weeks, I’ll cover hardware, operating systems, networking, troubleshooting, cybersecurity, and customer service. I’ll share progress to stay accountable and connect with others building tech careers.
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OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬
If you watch this video you will notice this lady keeps saying “don’t put the man’s name on your child’s birth certificate or you will suffer”, but she never tells you how/why the woman will suffer. I will tell you what she’s doing. In the uk, for those who don’t know: If you are named as a man as the father on the birth certificate of a child, you have a right to do a DNA paternity test on your own on that child without seeking the permission of the mother or anybody. Same way a child’s mother on the birth certificate can do a DNA maternity test on the child on her own if she wishes to, without anybody’s permission. (Except if the child is older than 16 then the child must consent). Now IF your name is not on the birth certificate as the father, and you suspect the baby is not yours, you must get the mother’s authorisation to do a DNA test- which she will likely refuse once there are paternity disputes, and there are fears you won’t continue to send money to her once the DNA test shows you are not the father. So this crook here is advising young ladies to not put any man’s name on the birth certificate so that they can hang the baby on any man they wish, and the man will be unable to demand a DNA test yet he can be compelled by a court to care for that child for 16years, until the child is old enough to get a job. It is an evil wicked demonic plan hatched by crooked paternity fraud criminals who want to hang one man’s baby on another man’s head. Once you see people who say or share things like this, pls run for your life. Once you see people wear T-shirts with retarded inscriptions, they usually say asinine crap. Again, if you ignore the signs, you will surely see wonders.
Ghost 👨🏽‍💻🇨🇦@Madridghost1

Unmarried and pregnant in the UK. Listen. 🇬🇧👇

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IG:Joy-Zelda@joy_zelda·
Please Retweet until she is found,She is still missing Omphile Sethole
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Attah Akor@attah_akor·
APC has unleashed some recognisable set of PR machine since last year and they'll do more during the campaign seasons. Here are some : 1. Full blown APC supporters: these ones are very easy to recognise. They wear their tag like Amour. They're standing on that mandate with their full might 2. Tribalism geng( APC's most successful weapon): surprisingly, it doesn't involve the "Ronu geng" alone. They're active players from the other two major tribes. I call them the instigators. Their job is to come here and instigate tribal discourse. Sadly, many people have fallen for this one on here. 3. The former obidient geng: you'd have seen people tweeting about how they supported Obi and the obidient movement pre 2023 election and now they've suddenly seen the light in Tinubu's administration. They're exactly the ones in this category. They want to give the illusion that people are pulling their support away from the obidient movement. 4. The Fencists: this group always claim they're political neutralists, they claim they don't have any candidate but do not be deceived because if you wake them up from their sleep, they'll manage to squeeze 5 solid paragraphs criticizing Obi. They offer zero smoke for the ruling party. Even if they try, it'll always start with this 5 words "Tinubu is a failure but..." and ends with more paragraphs criticizing Obi. 5. Atikulates: I don't have much to say about these guys cuz they've been exposing themselves lately. As you've seen, they're all solidly behind APC. 6. The defeatist: these ones are always fostering a pessimistic mindset that leads to giving up easily. Their main purpose is to encourage voters apathy so it'll be easy for the electoral body to rig numbers in favour of APC. One of their most recent work is "without the coalition, Tinubu second term is sure" These are the ones I can recognise, you can add yours. Also note that more will be coming up after the primaries and into the campaign season.
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Rocks weks@mike_majimbo·
@cfccarnz This coward is the one who brought all this...he could have waited for season to finish and do whatever he wanted to do
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Enzo Maresca spotted at the bridge. 📸
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Vincent The Therapist
Vincent The Therapist@mrhighfoster·
Akon is 53 years old He initially hung up on a three-way call thinking it was a prank when MJ's lawyer connected them. MJ greeted Akon by spinning dramatically in a chair like a choreographed move, then gave him a casual pound and hug. They bonded instantly over talks about Africa, Akon's foundation, music, and even girls. MJ was funny and told jokes Akon called working with MJ "iconic" and a dream, learning the person behind the superstar. MJ was a perfectionist in the studio, recording thousands of ad-libs and ideas before picking the best ones Akon directed MJ in the producer's seat, telling the King of Pop how to sing certain notes. Which was surreal for him They worked on about 4-5 songs together, including a "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' remix and "Hold My Hand" Michael Jackson was a master of disguises. Akon once sat next to him in his own house without realizing it was MJ They spent almost every day together building a genuine friendship in MJ's final years They discussed opening a music school in Africa teaching instruments, vocals, and the business side. Akon still has MJ's old phone number saved in his contacts MJ's voice and high energy in ideas made sessions intense. Akon had to focus him on one track at a time Akon felt everything he wanted in life was achieved just being in the same room as the genius MJ . . . It gives me soooo much joy to see that Akon and Michael Jackson did some music together, before Michael passed on. And yesss, Akon also had worked so hard to be able to seize that opportunity. I mean, Michael Jackson himself rang Akon to do music with him. It means Michael had been studying Akon far more than Akon knew. . . For you reading this... I don't want you to stop what you are doing. It might seem like no one is looking, but I promise you, there's always someone that's studying you. Michael would have been observing Akon for a while, before he reached out to Akon . . . So please, don't lose motion in whatever you are doing. You might just be a call away from your big announcement, as you don't know who's watching you right now . . . ✍️ Vincent the Therapist
Vincent The Therapist@mrhighfoster

Akon on Michael Jackson "I wanna make it clear that Michael Jackson was never into little kids and he never changed his color, he just had Vitiligo. All the negative stuff y'all saw about Michael Jackson was made up. Michael wasn't just an artist, he was a blessing to humanity"

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JUST KINGS
JUST KINGS@JustKingss·
If this appears on your timeline just repost it. #EndPoliceBrutality ✊🏾
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The_Apprentice 👨‍💻@Ochuba1001·
@Sir_jaay01 Mention one Chelsea player that peforms consistently?? You go just open mouth deh cap rubbish as if he is not human.
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Ceejay@Sir_jaay01·
Goals aside. Imagine Enzo performs like this constantly. Trust me, no one will have any other choice but to love him. Performing like this today and like Bakayoko tomorrow has always been the problem.
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pulp
pulp@7rth_DoxP·
I implore you watch enough football and take the hint. I hate the directors with all my heart but there was nothing wrong with telling Maresca to make do at that time. If he couldn’t find a plan for us to be fine defensively then he wasn’t fit enough to lead us.
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pulp@7rth_DoxP·
There are defences in England and Europe doing much better than us and I wouldn’t even attempt to welcome the presence of any of the individuals manning them in our team. So if he couldn’t find balance in the absence of a 22yr old Colwill then 🙏
.@Cfc_nicco

They told him to work with "existing options" 🤣

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вιg нυη¢нσ🪐@stillbighuncho·
“Hato was the only player that played like anything mattered to him” Hato was Top but I know many people will not agree with me and it’s just fine but Enzo Fernandez played for the badge today, we were unlucky as usual but Enzo Fernandez played for the badge and also as a captain Tonight, Thanks. If you like you can call me Enzo Stan 👍🏾💙
OB@CFC_OBED

Hato was the only player who played like anything mattered to him. 💙

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Rado 🎈
Rado 🎈@thee_ovie·
I’m even tired of tweeting about Enzo Maresca. The people who campaigned for his sack have made me realize there are a lot of dumbos among us. But Cole Palmer actually came out and said Rojunior is an extraordinary manager who just needs a preseason to implement his ideas. BlueCo will keep using these players to sell the project and probably increase their salaries… but it’s their careers that will keep going downhill, it’s a pity.
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The_Apprentice 👨‍💻@Ochuba1001·
@Boiking001 @stillbighuncho Cucurella that had more attempt than your wingers. How many 1v1 did Cucurella provide for Garna and Neto and they made good use of it?? The same Cucurella that played with Sancho and Mudruyk last season and scored more than his previous seasons.
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Obishi@Boiking001·
@stillbighuncho I don't know but I believe Cucurela is the problem in our attack and I can back that
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Angel🕊️@korede_101·
@CFC_Decatio Fvck off Your player can’t play 3 match in a row you’re saying nonsense. Do we buy him just to sit on bench. Make them sell you and Chelsea together
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🎈@CFC_Decatio·
"Maresca is overprotecting estevao" or so we were told right ?
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Gza_™@Divine_xn·
@Unserious_Exrha Am I the only one that don't like the hato -fofana cb pairing??? Please we need tosin today, man u is a threat in setpieces these defenders are too short!!!
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Idakaniye@idakaniye_·
@1i_riz Malo Gusto scores 2-3 tap-ins this season and his agent is already screaming for a fat pay rise? Even Arsenal fans are laughing at this one. Prime Trent vibes for a defender who does the bare minimum.
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Elvis Tunde@Tunnykvng·
Arsenal don suffer 😂😂😂
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Vince™
Vince™@Blue_Footy·
I think he's saying they have a policy to look at the manager only after the season not in-season. Maybe, Maresca pushed too much and they had to let him go. From his comment, I don't think they pushed for it themselves. Read the article for more details.
Vince™@Blue_Footy

Behdad Eghbali on Maresca's departure: 🗣️ "Our policy has been no in-season changes. It’s not a change we wanted to make. It’s a change that had a bit of a negative impact in the season, when you’re changing systems and personnel, and it’s one we’ve got to fight our way out of."

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MAKANAKI@black_bhoy_·
Being a girl dad is a lot of work 😂
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Daniy@Danicarmi2002·
@tier_1st Good control Tempo,can run in Midfield,can score and assist. I dont need to tell you much go and watch him and find out. He's the same talent level as Palmer in case you don't know and was also part of the team that won the Euro U21 alongside Palmer, Colwill, Trafford and others
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SHAYEE 𒀭@tier_1st·
Sell enzo Fernandez. I hope you’re seeing the replacement they are listing 🌚.
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