Andy Walker

Live in Manchester. You would think that @AvantiWestCoast would be the logical choice for travel to London Hells no. Trains packed and dirty, even in first class you have one poor woman trying to serve everyone on her own (used to be at least 3!). Nationalise this poor excuse!

@ElectionMapsUK Make. It. Happen. !!

🚨 *JUST FOR FUN ALARM* 🚨 How GB would vote if the Mid Bedfordshire By-Election swing was repeated across the country: LAB: 480 (+284) LDM: 104 (+96) CON: 20 (-356) SNP: 23 (-25) PLC: 3 (+1) GRN: 1 (=) Labour Majority: 310 Changes w/ GE2019 Notional.

@samueljenkinson From an interview for a senior position “yes, you presented too well so we can’t give you the job”

Drop some memorable feedback you received (preferably bad or weird).

@Wulf_Helm @MailOnline Yes. You will also find that 99% of them voted for the sh*t show that is Brexit

Question: Are @MailOnline readers really that thick? Answer:

Husband has Irish passport. Sails right through. I’m stuck in the bloody Brexit lane at Madrid airport . Ffs. Brexit benefits? My arse!!

As I am stood waiting for the husband at T1 arrivals Manchester airport, I am struck with the thought “ Christ almighty the days of glamorous air travel is gone”.

@carolvorders I thought I was in the bloody twilight zone when I read the article. Blatantly 1!

Daily Mail excelling themselves today with even more bollocks, they've been quite active this week as we know!! This time they attempt to alter the truth/rules of algebra!!! An apology to all maths teachers might be in order. The answer is 1 btw 😉 mol.im/a/11863217

Watching Picard and he drops the f-bomb. First time the character has swore? Love this series. #PicardSeason3 #StarTrekPicard

@markjenkinsonmp A jam eater spouting the usual rubbish. Underlying homophobia/ transphobia laced with drivel.

Just stop oil on regent road Salford. Our of city side. Avoid!

@simonjgarrett @MikeBernersLee I blame the media😉. Enjoy your evening 😀

@Octavian455 @MikeBernersLee Forgive me, for some reason they were talking to Mark Jenkinson on Newsnight, who certainly came across as if he were talking about his own constituency. My mistake completely.

85% of this coal is for export. The U.K. steel industry doesn’t need it and is better off importing from responsible countries. The carbon cost is huge. This mine is not compatible with U.K. climate goals. Gove knows all this. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

Yep. Become marginally obsessed with this video and dance routine ….

If you want to really stick the knife in, roll out Michael Gove….#LauraKuenssberg

Liz Truss managing the economy

To you, she was your Queen. To us, she was The Queen. She will be with all of us forever.

Petition that all interviews with Conservative MPs should be accompanied by the “Benny Hill music” until this crisis is over twitter.com/nickfthilton/s…

Madame, Your Majesty,

This has to be the most peak Daily Telegraph article…..ever.