B.I.G Steppa💫

“So that’s when it hit me” Something is always hitting someone in LinkedIn

@Alhajirostova I just know the person you wan make him kpai, I want it too

i wish he was real. i get job for am

@BAMPI @ozillll__ He dey assure you now

I ask keke man “you get change 500” E say “Most definitely” I don come down, I no get time for this English.

that 200 naira, 2gala and one soft drink combo would forever be unmatched. we lost our country.

Director Salary: ₦1.2M per month Analyst Salary: ₦120,000 per month Director: Sends voice note : “Make it happen by EOD.” (12 seconds long) Analyst: stays up all night, builds 3 scenario models, runs stress tests, presents flawless report. Reply: This is basic stuff, step it up. Director cashes ₦4.8M end of year bonus. Analyst receives: A keychain and a LinkedIn post tagging them as valuable team player. Corporate beeches

commuting an hour to work just to use a laptop that was already at home

See the way they’re dragging Aproko Doctor and no one is screaming tribalism, as some yorubas are dragging him, his own Igbo people are doing so too. No one is saying he’s targeted bcos of his tribe. No igbo person is screaming tribalism. Very demure, very courtesy.

Rosemary and his foolish boys in action today again

@jeremyb___ 😭😭Arteta ball Won’t win but will give you a run for your money

@babyboyforshow @jeremyb___ 😂😂😂

see where she put ball

Nigerians too funny, If we insult whites na bant... If whites retaliate, na racism. No go sit ur insecure ass somewhere😂

@Allezamani @king_damy Congrats brother 🤣

The first Nigerian to play chess on Green pastures and beside the still waters. Congratulations to me.

Some black dude turned up to a public museum dressed like a retard and played chess against himself and other blacks are congratulating him in the comments

Co-founder just asked us to build our own LLM to reduce API costs

Manchester United collect jollof rice for my mouth last night… Manchester City serve me Bolognese spaghetti 🤲😂

from my papa house to my wife house, i no dey rent any mumu house.

@harrisonJNIOR Una too fast for this app 🤣

An abusive partner?

When black people started wearing their pants low, white people started calling it saggin. What's saggin backwards? 🫢