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@Markshark26 Damn I feel old now! 😂

Childhood memory unlocked 🔓 ❤️

@Evawrites91 Wow. Just......wow.

#wetwednesday and this really was a very very wet day 🥵💦 #nsfwtwt #nsfwtwtًً

@LaraSecret69 I'm sorry but that is TOO damn funny! 🤣🤣

When you sit down too hard at work forgetting you have a buttplug in 🤣 x

@Sweet_Bryssa @Dyanna917146 As I suspected. It's one of those BS profiles with lots of pics of attractive women with large assets to try and bring in the simps, incels, gooners, and other sexually deviant reprobates to click on what I assume (didn't click obviously) what I assume is a link to an OF. 🙄

@Dyanna917146 YOU STOLE MY PHOTO LOL

loving my hair in this pic lol 🥰

@Sweet_Bryssa @Dyanna917146

A small public service announcement from the Department of Things That You Should Know… It has not “peeked” your interest. Nor has it “peaked” your interest. …It has piqued your interest. You are not “phased” by something. You are fazed by it. If you’ve had a long day, you are weary. If you suspect someone is an idiot, you are wary. It is “due course”, not “do course”. “Per se”, not “per say”. And while we’re here, it’s “could have”, not “could of”, but that particular battle may already be lost. Thank you for your attention during this brief outbreak of grammatical housekeeping. This has been a @LairdofthManor announcement.🎩💙

@Sweet_Bryssa 6.7k Views vs 78.something as I type this for the post that "blew up" 😂 You're now Twitter famous!

omg i was NOT expecting my last post to get that much attention lol 😅

@LaraSecret69 Oh my fucking god YEEEES! With the caveat that it is documented in some way, of course.....😜

I haven't been with another girl in years but I'm talking to this sexy 'anonymous' lady on here. Do we meet up and cheat on our husbands together? ❤️❤️❤️ We'll both be watching comments 😜

🚨 THE DIGITAL PRISON IS ALREADY HERE. Good morning to the millions of hardworking Brits waking up to a brand new surveillance state. 55 million adults will soon need to hand over their passport or face scan just to use X, Instagram and YouTube. Every single adult. Not just teenagers. 450,000 people signed a petition to scrap it in days. The government said no! The same government that cannot track 224,700 failed asylum seekers wants your biometric data before you are allowed to post a tweet. This was never about children. Screenshot this before they bury it. RT if you refuse. 🇬🇧🔥

🚨 A "BIG MOMENT FOR OUR COUNTRY." Good morning to the millions of everyday Brits waking up to a new digital prison. Keir Starmer has just officially announced his blanket ban on social media for teenagers! He literally stood at a podium, rambled on about his childhood in the 1970s, and claimed he is doing this to keep your kids safe. 🤡 You honestly have to laugh at the sheer delusion. He completely refuses to protect our actual streets from violent criminals, but he is completely obsessed with policing your family's phones. Do not be fooled for a single second! To enforce this ban, every single adult in Britain will now be forced to upload a passport or digital ID just to browse the web! This is not about child safety. It is a massive Trojan horse for total state surveillance. RT if you see right through this scam and refuse to let the Labour elite control us! 🇬🇧🔥

I seriously would give up the entire Fast and the Furious franchise for a sequel to this.

Good morning

@damekatydenise_ You are a MAN. You will NEVER have a fucking period. Full stop. End of discussion. Now, stop being a dirty fucking pervert and fuck off back to your cave, you fucking troglodyte. You make me sick. Please, fuck all the way off. Thanks in advance. Muah.

Don’t @ at me today. I’m not in the mood. I’ve missed my period.

@Favwontmiss Accurate 😭

Autism: I open every piece of mail the day it arrives and file it immediately. ADHD: There is a pile of unopened mail on my counter from 2022. AuDHD: I opened half of it, panicked at what I found, and haven’t touched the pile since.

How wet i get at work 😜 now RT if you'd creampie me before I go home to hubby 😘💋🥰

@evolve1836 @Naughtyuk23 Same here! 😭

@Naughtyuk23 Hi , rather annoying given I never got to see them ! Sadly some villages have more than one idiot.

*Update* We have taken down all our “Naughty” pictures because there is a possibility that someone has been using them on Kik. Unfortunately all it takes is one person to ruin the fun for everyone. Please let us know if there is more. E and J xx

@Justjsl1 @LaraSecret69 My thoughts exactly

@LaraSecret69 Why is he not interested if you are sitting there topless?

My devious smile when I'm sat topless opposite my husband and he has no idea I'm on X watching porn and my pussy is getting wet 😜🥰

@DouglasTay1962 Tyr and all the other Gods and Goddesses are with me. Always. Skål!

#Heathen #Viking #Pagan #Norse Are increasing in numbers here on X -- Make no mistake, we are here to stay. No need for the #Christians to try to be something we clearly are not and never will be, no need to convert. Converting any of us is futile in the first place. The AllFather, Odin, and the #OldGods are real -- Look at nature, and you will see that Midgard is as real as it gets. Don't make a mistake that we are sheep -- We clearly are not.

ADHD doesn’t just make you avoid things you don’t want to do. It makes you avoid things you genuinely love for reasons your brain refuses to explain

@JStormont @fvckcharl

@fvckcharl I think your absolutely beautiful Charli 😍❤️ x

if you all keep telling me i’m cute i just might believe it and start taking more pictures again 🤪