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@MaziChubby @beardman_barC @clocker001 @ArewaAdebukolaa The fact still remain that you don’t also matter in the grand scheme of things. use your $8 chop no use blue tick decieve yourself

@beardman_barC @clocker001 @ArewaAdebukolaa Na werey

You know you can’t shit on his music You know he’s way more talented than you and your entire lineage You know you can’t call him untalented like you called Davido You had to come down to banger boys bants. You’re a loser like your father Fool at almost 40 😂

@Gbolahan18Taiwo @Cfc_luna @LordMasonx @Monsteryhumade @0x_gaavi @_DannyMerry You suppose don know say these Twitter warriors are lame ass like that mid boss

@Cfc_luna @LordMasonx @Monsteryhumade @0x_gaavi @_DannyMerry Like bro…. He should leave money p or connection aside because burna get fight with wizkid dj smh 🤦

Wizkid put you and your brothers on and you just sat there smoking and nodding your head like an agama lizard. At least you picked a side, it’s better than pretending.

“Ice is deadlier than Igbo, cocaine and heroine. Instead of taking Ice, take Igbo. Because for Igbo we fit still help you, but if you kolo from ice, only God can cure you.” — NDLEA

@JahBlesssaint21 @GloriousGod01 No one is perfect and waiting for the perfect person is just wasting of time , work on yourself fellas

Bro, at this point, I’m exhausted. The last one I was really in a serious relationship with was for 2 years and 6 months.. that was my longest relationship. She was everything I wanted in a woman: She initiated sex She cooked She washed She cleaned She was very supportive But she lied and cheated 😭🤦‍♂️ Since then, I’ve never been able to trust any other women I’ve met. Most of them have been nonsense, lazy in everything, and some are even disrespectful, and I hate disrespect. 90% of women in this generation are rubbish, but I must find my perfect woman from the remaining good 10%. The search continues.

Finding a "perfect" woman is not easy at all. I found one who was very good, but she didn’t know how to cook and hated it. I found another who was an excellent cook, but she cheated. I found one who cooked, cleaned, and washed clothes, but for over a year she never asked for sex. She never initiated it, and she sometimes refused when I did. I met another who was great in every way, but she only had sex when she was tipsy. I met one who expected me to pay her a monthly allowance just for dating her. The last one wanted me to meet her mother before we started the relationship. I did, but her mother now demands monthly visits and wants me to foot some bills. If you have a good woman who ticks at least 7 out of 10 of your boxes, hold her tight. Good women are really scarce nowadays. The search continues... Above all, love God.

@AshtonGgmu @Mufc2ndComing He’s not bitcoin mate

@Mufc2ndComing Yes. You buy whilst he’s in a dip of form as he’ll cost less. He’s also like 21 - a dip in form is natural. Also, his decent performances were more about 9 months ago, rather than 1.5 years ago.

If Bruno G. were to join, we simply have to sign Baleba too. Them two together, with Bruno ahead and Mainoo in rotation, would genuinely make us borderline unplayable in midfield. #MUFC

@Adikastakes 😂😂😂😂

Weekend ruined

@Adikastakes Dey play

We’ll beat this Brighton today, I’m very sure of it.

@tomjohnst0n @flatujens @Edygaard1 @Mullwayv1 He’s telling you that you’re so dumb for calling English language your language, it’s a general language so calling it your language shows how dumb and shallow minded you are. And no one kills to live in your country

@flatujens @Edygaard1 @Mullwayv1 What on earth are you talking about?

I will genuinely kill myself. Just so you’re all aware, you will have blood on your hands

@rubb3rducky17 @tomjohnst0n @myhomiesfwme His parents are proud of him, the English clubs are even owned by foreigners but because they think they are seasoned tickets they think they’re valuable 😂😂 without Saudi investment Newcastle will be in the championship

@tomjohnst0n @myhomiesfwme Congratulations on being able to press a press a button which shows a location that is available for all to see, which I’ve made no attempt to hide. Parents must be so proud.

@Smerchant_ @myhomiesfwme @tomjohnst0n You’re a racist blud and you being a seasoned ticket holder doesn’t make you a better fan than I am. Man United fan base is not only for those in the UK so you lot should stop hiding your racism shit

@myhomiesfwme @tomjohnst0n There’s 0 racism. Stop pulling that card for no reason. Another reason why that section of our fanbase are insufferable

@E65152Zamani @mutambuki04 @blairmaoncha @10_jjnr @WelBeast The only big club with no European trophy 😂😂😂😂 you lots can’t even win the conference league with your glory years

@mutambuki04 @blairmaoncha @10_jjnr @WelBeast lol 😂 United fans talking winning something lol you should hide your head in shame.. the only so called big club to play 40 games a season

You have lost twice to 10 men this season. You haven’t managed two wins on the bounce whenever you’ve played more than one game per week under Carrick. You don’t even remember the last time you won 5 in a row. But you think you’d have done better against PSG or Barcelona. Just stfu.

@kascoh95 @mutambuki04 @WelBeast @10_jjnr Yes we were dominating before WiFi was invented but in the last 5 years that I’ve been a banter club I’ve won more trophies than you in your best years since WiFi was invented

@mutambuki04 @WelBeast @10_jjnr You started with results, now you’re hiding behind trophies like a history teacher 😂. My guy, we’re talking about today, not when Manchester United was dominating before WiFi was invented.

@CFCRON102 @__coco_smooth @DaveCiaga You actually don’t watch the football, man United have lost 7 games Casemiro hasn’t started this season, Casemiro has paired with a Bruno Fernandez and still has a better season than caicedo, watch the games with your eyes, apart from goals and assist, Casemiro clears him

@__coco_smooth @DaveCiaga Brother we aren’t in 2018 anymore Ts nigga is talking about casemiro having a better season cus he scores headers from set pieces 😂

Bought a DM for £100m but still had to buy 3 more DMs to make it work, didn’t stop there, still had to turn a RB into a DM to support him🤣🤣 it’s still not working

@DLion_zz @Blvcker2 @DaveCiaga So a Casemiro 34 years old having a midfield partner of kobbie Mainoo is the benchmark for caicedo underperforming right? Well remember Casemiro was still performing with makeshift 8 in Bruno Fernandez beside him. Face the truth and stop the comparison, shin Lao is bang average

@Blvcker2 @DaveCiaga Who is making comparisons or you lots insecured Rodri has a midfield partner Casemiro has a midfield partner All DMs have midfield partners

@Darklad22 @AbsoluteBruno He can’t stretch his hands

@AbsoluteBruno Tbh he has to save that 2nd goal .. he’s quite prone to those shots across the further post . Should be doing better

Lammens is such a victim man, bro always concedes absolute bangers😭😭

@Darklad22 @AbsoluteBruno He can’t save balls placed far across the post

@dimma_opinion @AsakyGRN She settle for peller? Person wey stand strong for her when she had her surgery? Na people like you make her loose the boy. She go regret listening to people like you.

@AsakyGRN She’s truly going through a lot, explain why she will settle for someone like Peller. She lacks a father.

“My mum is sick, and that’s my reality right now. This isn’t something money can fix. My father has been absent, and I’ve been the one searching for him. I’m scared social media would use my mother’s condition into content or use it against me.” — Jarvis says as she breaks down

@JPedro12948 @EplCentric @CocoBoi_007 He’s trying to say you’re so dumb

@EplCentric @CocoBoi_007 What are u even trying to say🤦‍♂️

Sunderland lost 6 players to afcon and drew w city 😂😂… but Amorim lost 3 players and can’t beat wolves at home, MMS.

@itsRonniie @Diamond101231 @ultimate_kombo He will start over Frankie or any other cdm you have. Martinez and de ligt will bench any defender Barca have so

@Diamond101231 @ultimate_kombo Read the tweet and understand....your boy casemiro with his bag of UCLs can still not start in current barca no argument there. 🤦🏽‍♀️

There is no Manchester United player apart from Bruno Fernandes that will get into Barcelona first XI Like WETIN Dey Manchester United WEY Barcelona fan wan jealous That that waste pipe Benjamin Sesko abi na Matheus Cunha or GrandPa Casemiro 🤣🤣🤣

@NaeBull @JProsser07 @bernardooooV3 @FabrizioRomano How many of the guys from Italy were starters?😂😂 dybala couldn’t even make the bench lol with all his footballing genius in Italy ever since , di Maria doesn’t play in Italy. Ask yourself how many of their players in Italy made the first team?😂😂😂😂 I can tell you NONE

@OffcialJackson9 @JProsser07 @bernardooooV3 @FabrizioRomano What you're saying doesn't really make sense. Argentina won the 2022 World Cup with 5 players of 26 playing in England - Emiliano & Lisandro Martinez, Romero, MacAllister and Alvarez while 5 players of 26 played in Italy - Correa, Di Maria, Dybala, Paredes and Lautaro Martinez.

🚨 Antonio Conte: “Now all people keep talking about Højlund and McTominay… remember they were not playing at Manchester United”. “Ask yourselves some questions… me and my staff must have done something right. There has to be a reason”. 👀