Office Dolt 🇺🇸

I drink wine for the heart health I drink bourbon for the mental health

Opening Day for the Philadelphia Phillies and I am so ready to be hurt again!

Revving your engine? In this economy?!

Only 4663 days till retirement

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I always wanted to know what it would be like to be a billionaire so I ran the dishwasher half full

More like, yummy with a little tummy

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Post your body card

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I just filed and paid my taxes. Had to dip into my retirement account and sell some forever stamps to pay for it though.

What's a good starter bike for a guy in his 50s. Mechanically inclined but did want to work on it all the time. Like the look of a Honda Shadow and Harley street Bob.

I see nothing wrong with this. We all need a little whimsy in our life

Challenge for architects... Put the correct scale on your plans

@PeteGGriffin Her 40 yr old husband needs to find someone his own age. (In the actual reddit post, she mentions the age)

her whimsy will find a home and it probably won't be at a law firm. the whimsical will inherit the world.

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Them: it’s important to listen to your body. My body: you’re old and want tacos.

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May I suggest: If you are going to pull out in front of me—GO THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT!!!