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Office Dolt 🇺🇸

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I back into parking spots and don't care if you put pineapple on Pizza

Katılım Haziran 2018
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Office Dolt 🇺🇸@Office_Dolt·
I drink wine for the heart health I drink bourbon for the mental health
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JustElliot
JustElliot@JustElliot2·
Opening Day for the Philadelphia Phillies and I am so ready to be hurt again!
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Ginger
Ginger@gingerbrigade1·
Revving your engine? In this economy?!
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Brad the Mailman 📫
Brad the Mailman 📫@Bradthemailman·
I always wanted to know what it would be like to be a billionaire so I ran the dishwasher half full
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Office Dolt 🇺🇸@Office_Dolt·
I just filed and paid my taxes. Had to dip into my retirement account and sell some forever stamps to pay for it though.
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Mtnbear
Mtnbear@GrnMtnbear·
What's a good starter bike for a guy in his 50s. Mechanically inclined but did want to work on it all the time. Like the look of a Honda Shadow and Harley street Bob.
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G: The Garden Dad
G: The Garden Dad@GardenMinister·
Challenge for architects... Put the correct scale on your plans
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Office Dolt 🇺🇸@Office_Dolt·
@PeteGGriffin Her 40 yr old husband needs to find someone his own age. (In the actual reddit post, she mentions the age)
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Mistress Dividend
Mistress Dividend@mistressdivy·
Them: it’s important to listen to your body. My body: you’re old and want tacos.
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Ginger
Ginger@gingerbrigade1·
May I suggest: If you are going to pull out in front of me—GO THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT!!!
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