JustElliot

Women over 35 on Twitter would like you to know they really love sex and are really good at it

@StillJustDandy @Hells75Belle I cannot rule it out

@JustElliot2 @Hells75Belle Yeah but did she ever eat the turnbuckle?

ROODY POO CANDY ASS

@stephanicci Tater Tots at Top Golf are amazing

U can go to a bar and order a bowl of tater tots

@Breaking911 That’s been the NYC subway for like a hundred years, dude

Mamdani’s NYC.

@damintoell These people love pedos.

I hope Paul Ingrassia, the Acting General Counsel for Trump’s General Services Administration, is taking tonight’s news well

@CCPISASSH0E 1&2 have crazy western mountain people and the largest nuclear arsenal on earth.

You could get rid of Indiana and Ohio and sector 3 would still beat all other sectors combined

@Hells75Belle @StillJustDandy

@JustElliot2 @StillJustDandy That’s fair. I can dig it, brother

@Hells75Belle @StillJustDandy My grandmom was probably a little older than yours because she was more of a Hulk Hogan atomic leg drop kinda gal.

@JustElliot2 @StillJustDandy My Grandma would hit em with the people’s elbow

Those dogs that played poker probably just use gambling apps now and that makes me sad

@StillJustDandy @Hells75Belle 😂😂😂 when Grandma invited the family she would say “Except THAT ONE!”

@JustElliot2 @Hells75Belle Of what, Sunday dinners at Grandma’s house?

Told a guy about how we used to record music off the radio onto cassettes and he looked at me like I saw Lincoln get shot live

@ginamilan_ @FACTMATTER2024 So you don’t want to extradite rapists and people involved in child porn?

Andrew and Tristan Tate are American citizens. If the U.S. government cooperates and allows their extradition to the UK, it will be a permanent stain on America. You don’t have to like them, but if you’ve followed their cases the last couple of years, it’s obvious this is a coordinated takedown aimed at silencing their massive influence. We must protect our own citizens. And if you have a problem with that, I really don’t give a flying shit. Keep scrolling. ✌️

@sweetmomissa Many such cases

Stop pretending you know sports when you don’t know sports

@DougDribbl88 This interaction was incredible

99 is the 🐐

@11MyJam Shockingly, they actually fought back

France has surrendered the first half

@LizzyStarrrdust Cologne is perfume for men No man should smell like a French whore house unless he is, in fact, coming from a French whore house.

If you're a man with a cologne collection you're gay. Y'all gotta to stop wearing this shit in the first place but if you own more than two bottles, you're def gay.

@SaintVanHalen @fredemonium It wouldn’t matter who his team was. He’s Peter Thiel’s puppet.

@fredemonium @JustElliot2 Vance's "all star" team is my biggest fear lol

@fredemonium Oh no, Vance is a tool of a wing of the party and is given far too much credit for intelligence he doesn’t have.

@JustElliot2 Also, those finger guns are supposed to be representing your wiener

If you use Trojan Magnums, all your babies come out looking like this