Jon Zirpolo

I'll miss you Mark. Thanks for always smiling! Yall keep Coach H in your prayers. wtoc.com/story/36904252…

@ChahtaCochise Wear a "i ❤️ police" shirt. Worked for my wife...

What are your tips for getting out of jury duty?

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@skyewellington 🤣🤣 thievery! But good times. Hope you're doing well fam! Miss yo face.

4 years ago today I stole @OfficerZirp bagel and I still do not regret it to this day.

The duty of a leader is to serve their people, not for the people to serve them

College degrees do not ensure wealth.

The less we care about what others think, the HAPPIER we will become!

@Jordanclark_20 Proud of you!!!

Momma your baby boy did it and got college paid for ❤️❤️#loveyoumomma #wemadeit

@skyewellington Bacon egg and cheese bagels worked wonders for me.

Wanna know what would cure my depression? Petting a stingray.

I started smiling when he texts me. Someone remind me men are trash.

Right. Out. Of. My. Hands. Yall will never understand how much trauma this inflicted on my soul. We still fam though...

Wildcats are the Region 2-6A CHAMPS!!! Congrats @RHHSBasketball_! #RHathletics #WeAreRH

@NiaSimone98 Tell mom I said hi!!!

So excited to see my mom 🥰

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Spent 30 minutes last night looking for my wallet. Looked in the closet, the couch, pantry, trash, van, fridge, kids room - everywhere! It was in my pants pocket...that I was wearing. Crushing this adulting thing.

Only thing my son cant do is dunk on me. Congrats kid! Proud of you!

The harder I work, the luckier I get - @pitbull

@joannaxcoffey Speaking to my soul...

@stitch_bubbles ...i got your bail... Buuuuut it might put a strain on future employment opportunities. So don't go to jail...

Someone remind me that I don’t need to go to jail.

@skyewellington I gotcha... youtu.be/2Bns2m5Bg4M

@CoachStrick21 @Jordanclark_20 I cant believe you would insinuate such a travesty. Totally a true story...

@OfficerZirp @Jordanclark_20 🤣

In case yall were wondering, @Jordanclark_20 got his speed from me. You're welcome kid. #StillSlowerThanMeThough #StillCantDunkOnMe