Officer Ben

This seems newsy if true. columbusnavigator.com/traffic-violat…

I responded to an extremely chaotic Domestic Dispute today. I asked the guy what happened. His response was... "It started at about 2:00am. I was masturbating and disturbed her when she was trying to sleep. I forgot to put my earbuds in."

If local politicians really cared about their citizens being killed by ICE Agents, they would send local and state police forces to block their citizens from getting too close to these Federal Agents. The fact of the matter is that they want the violence and death.

If your vehicle breaks down or is stuck in the snow. Who do you call? A) Tow Truck B) The Police

@YouTube this video was taken down for harassment and bullying, but it's simply a video about someone who was arrested for a serious crime. This is just a court document describing bond conditions. Please restore my video. youtu.be/49hFE7_3s40

I was called a "Racist" yesterday. The man was drunk and locked himself out of his own house. I told him it's his house and he can break in if he wants, but I can't do it for him. He responded by calling me a "Racist, Pussy Ass Bitch." The Police Are Not The Problem

Protesting ICE when they don't write the law, is like refusing to tip your waiter because the chef overcooked your meal. You're an idiot, taking your frustrations out on the wrong person. It just makes you an asshole.

Had a guy today with a warrant for Indecent Exposure. He swore we had the wrong guy. He said he has the penis of a child and it's impossible that anyone could have seen it!

Maybe politicians should stop encouraging citizens to harass and obstruct Federal Agents 🤷‍♂️

Sarge tried to stop a car for no headlights and got a lot more than he bargained for. The driver wasn’t who you’d expect.

"For to us a child is born, to us a son is given, and the government will be on his shoulders. And he will be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace."

@NAdawgpound @ColumbusPolice Hahahahahahahaha

Con-duck @ColumbusPolice

@JoJoFromJerz Anyone who's seen a fake image knows it on sight.

Anyone who’s ever looked into the face of an abusive partner knows it on sight.

@rooster_ohio Lol the other day one of the editors at the dispatch changed a story to make it sound more salacious, but accidentally made it sound like the mayor of Whitehall admitted to committing a crime. They changed "in lieu of", back to "because of" after I called them out.

@cbustruth @1stACPotts 🤣🤣😀

You’ll never convince me that Crockett and @1stACPotts aren’t the same person until I see them in the same room together.

Shoplifter is caught stealing a ton of product, instantly starts playing the victim.

Responded to a parking complaint. One neighbor purposely blocked the other in and refused to move his cars. Then he challenged me to ‘find something illegal.’ He should’ve just been a good neighbor.

@CityAttyKlein @NewDEALLeaders This Dollar General was right next to 19 Sub. It closed due to excessive shoplifting. So did the one on Broad Street. You're a moron if you believe these programs are working.

I’ve always believed that the most effective way to achieve public safety is a “both, and” approach. That means getting violent criminals off our streets and behind bars, *and* giving nonviolent, infrequent offenders the tools they need to turn their lives around.

I was dispatched to a Domestic today. "Baby daddy is sending threatening text messages". Baby Dad: "You dumb bitch. I'm filing for custody. I'm gonna get my kids back." Me: "Those aren't threats." Baby mom: (Pikachu face)

@cbustruth @cbuscitycouncil @CMEVRemy She's a piece of shit.

Sounds like she and @cbuscitycouncil member @CMEVRemy would make a great pair!