Andrew Garton

@StretfordPaddck The most bullshit red I have seen in a LONG time!

Thoughts on the red card, reds. #MUFC

@pepsi Add some Tayto crisps and a Dairy Milk chocolate bar and you are laughing!

name a better combo than Pepsi + pizza. we’ll wait.

@ManUtd @B_Fernandes8 87 please!?

Reply with a number between 1-100 and we'll show the corresponding assist from @B_Fernandes8 🪄⬇️

@Utdbrizzy Heartburn

🚨- Peter Schmeichel gave us Dominance & Fearlessness ✍️- Edwin van der Sar gave us Calmness & Big-Game Reliability ✍️- David de Gea gave us Miraculous Saves ✍️- Sergio Romero gave us Cup Hero Performances ✍️- Dean Henderson gave us Passion & Competition 🤔- André Onana gave us ...…??

Soham double murderer Ian Huntley has died in hospital after being attacked in the workshop of a British maximum security prison rte.ie/news/2026/0307…

Double child killer Ian Huntley has been blinded and is not expected to regain consciousness following an attack in the workshop of a British maximum security prison, according to reports rte.ie/news/2026/0306…

@SpawnYaardReply Has to be Joel

Mount Rushmore of Greatest Male Gaming Characters. The 4th one is up in the air. ▫️Arthur from RDR2 ▫️Geralt from Witcher ▫️Kratos from Sons of Sparta ▫️??

@mufcytp @Manutd_addicts Off to FC United of Manchester for the rest of us!

🚨BREAKING NEWS! Sir Jim Ratcliffe has invited Elon Musk to invest in Manchester United. [via @Manutd_addicts] Elon would still have $848.3B left even after investing $1B in Manchester United. 😱

Fuck Jim Ratcliffe.

Kick It Out statement: Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s comments are disgraceful and deeply divisive at a time when football does so much to bring communities together. In addition to the inaccurate figures mentioned, it’s worth reminding him that Manchester United has a diverse fan base and plays in a city whose cultural history has been enriched by immigrants. This type of language and leadership has no place in English football, and we believe most fans will feel the same.

🔴👀 Wow… United legends Paul Scholes and Nicky Butt really did not hold back! Here’s what they had to say about Lisandro Martinez: Scholes: "When we got stick as players, you look at it and remember it. We used it as fuel, you don’t go answering back... "The point we were trying to make is that physically, they are a mismatch. Now look, possibly we could have worded it better... it doesn't sound brilliant when you watch it back... "I haven't changed my opinion on him yet, I'm still not sure that you can win a league with him." Butt added: "He's telling us to come knock on his house, I'm f*cking 50 years of age, I'm not going knocking on someone's house saying can we have a chat. It's just ridiculous.” Thoughts, Reds? 💭 #MUFC

@damzychillin Mark Hughes, Laurent Blanc, Jordo Cruyff, Gérard Pique, Zlatan, Depay

Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Marcus Rashford aside, Name a player that played for Barcelona and Manchester United . You can’t !

@StretfordPaddck Fixed it lads! 🤣🤣

Bryan Mbeumo and Noussair Mazraoui go head-to-head today as Cameroon face Morocco in the AFCON quarter-finals. 🇨🇲⚔️🇲🇦 Which player are you rooting for tonight? 👀👇 #MUFC

@unitedpeoplestv Run it back!!

Would you take Ole back as interim manager for the rest of the season? 🤔

@AliceTalksFooty Run it back!

Who do you want next (realistic options)👇🏽 For others comment below

@DublinAirport I think this was the menu my Grandad made when he was a chef in Dublin airport

Not a ham and cheese panini in sight… We recently uncovered this old menu from the Dublin Airport restaurant, dating back to the late 1950s. Anyone for some Turtle Soup?! 🥣

@Utdcen Denis Law

All football fans should easily know this player Let's go ✍️

@mahmudlab @mufcMPB @samuelluckhurst

@mufcMPB @samuelluckhurst Lets try to qualify for conference league first🤣🤣

🚨 JUST IN: Concern is mounting at Manchester United over the club’s potential failure to qualify for the Champions League next season. #MUFC [@samuelluckhurst]

@AliceTalksFooty I miss Ole!

- No youth players being brought through and academy players like Mainoo ignored. - Five defenders every game even against 10 men and crap sides at home. - Some of the most boring football I’ve ever seen Man Utd play for a year. - A manager who doesn’t make adaptions when behind, instead tells players to up the intensity. - Non sustainable football. - Tactics limit our attacking players. - Manager misprofiles so many of our players. I’m fed up. We need control here brings on Ugarte when Mainoo is there. The subs and in game management is shocking time and time again. Not sure why Zirkzee got hooked? Ignoring our academy & defensive football is not the Man Utd way!!

@ShaneHelmsCom Gregory Helms detective on the case...cos really "WhatsUpWithDat"

But why? What’s the connection?