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OFFICIALLY FAKE
OFFICIALLY FAKE@OfficialFakeX·
I should unfollow Elon Musk because he did not follow me back 😂
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Unkonfined
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What my phone sees when I’m replying to you.
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America First Now 🇺🇸
America First Now 🇺🇸@AmericaFirsst·
🚨BREAKING: Many Dems are now leaning towards a Harris / Buttigieg ticket for 2028. What's your reaction?
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Mr. Star Spangled MAGA
Mr. Star Spangled MAGA@4thOfJuly365·
By the time he turns 21 he will be _______. A. An engineer B. An absent father C. A hip hop star D. In prison E. In college What do YOU think?
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Watcher.Guru
Watcher.Guru@WatcherGuru·
JUST IN: 🇮🇳🇮🇷 India is settling payments for Iranian oil in Chinese yuan instead of US dollars.
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CyberGreen09
CyberGreen09@CyberGreen09·
Dangerous curves ahead in Texas
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Matthew H
Matthew H@MattH_4America·
So, what did 13 Americans die for exactly?
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Mario Nawfal
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal·
🇮🇳🇮🇱 India has spent a decade becoming the world's most sophisticated geopolitical balancer. The Iran conflict just showed exactly where that strategy breaks. Modi was literally in Tel Aviv when the war started. Nobody briefed him. That's not a small thing for a country that runs Chabahar port on Iran's coast, has 10 million workers sending remittances home from Gulf states, and routes 90% of its LNG through the Strait of Hormuz. When the Strait got hot, LPG prices inside India spiked hard. Black market cooking gas cylinders hit 4,000 rupees. Regular Indians felt it immediately. But the bigger geopolitical hit was this: Pakistan, the country India spent 20 years isolating on the world stage, became the primary US-Iran mediator. One conflict. Pakistan goes from pariah to power broker. India goes from indispensable partner to surprised observer. The strategy itself isn't broken. India is still what one analyst called "a geopolitical entrepreneur, able to balance all the opposing factors and maintain diplomatic relations with each of them." No other country of India's size pulls that off at scale. But balancing works best when your partners don't go to war with each other. The moment they do, every side starts asking where you actually stand. India doesn't have a clean answer to that question. And now everyone knows it. Source: Reuters, US News, Al Jazeera
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🇺🇸🇮🇷 Iran just declared the Strait of Hormuz completely open for commercial vessels for the remaining ceasefire period. Stocks are surging. Oil is dropping. This happened in the last hour. Now here's the full picture of what's on the table and why this moment matters. The ceasefire expires April 21. Pakistan's military chief just flew to Tehran carrying a new message from Washington. A second round of talks is being discussed. Trump told reporters "something could be happening over the next two days." The UN Secretary General says resumed talks are "highly probable." Here is exactly what each side is holding. The US is demanding zero enrichment, a 20-year moratorium minimum. Physical removal of all highly enriched uranium from Iranian territory. Full reopening of the Strait at no cost to any nation. Dismantling of major enrichment facilities. An end to proxy funding for Hezbollah and the Houthis. A broader regional security framework including Gulf allies. In exchange the US is offering sanctions relief, asset unfreezing, and a civilian nuclear program with American investment. Trump has hinted at tariff relief. The blockade lifts upon a signed deal. Iran is demanding a shorter enrichment moratorium, "single digit" years rather than 20. Monitored down-blending of HEU on Iranian soil rather than physical removal. The right to a civilian nuclear program. Release of $6 billion in frozen assets. Compensation for war damage. A guarantee Israel stops attacking Lebanon. And at least implicit recognition of its regional influence. Iran's leverage is the Strait, the 174 million barrels of oil already at sea, the petrodollar pressure it has applied for seven weeks, and the political cost it is inflicting on Trump's domestic position through elevated oil prices and a ballooning deficit. The US leverage is the blockade, the threat of resumed strikes, Fordow's 30% intact status being a reminder of what unfinished business looks like, and the fact that Iran's economy cannot sustain indefinite war. What just happened today is the most significant move since Islamabad. Iran's Foreign Minister declared the Strait completely open for commercial vessels for the ceasefire period, explicitly tying the move to the Israel-Lebanon ceasefire. That is Iran cashing in its single biggest piece of leverage in exchange for Israel stopping its bombing of Lebanon, the demand Tehran has held since day one. Trump hailed the move and thanked Tehran but immediately stated the US blockade of Iranian ports will remain in full force until a peace deal is signed. That is either the setup for a deal in the next 5 days or the setup for the most dangerous moment of the entire war. Iran gave its biggest chip. If Washington doesn't reciprocate with something real before April 21, Tehran has nothing left to offer except escalation. Iran's foreign minister said the two sides were "inches away" from an agreement in Islamabad before the US shifted the goalposts. The gap between single digits and 20 years on enrichment is bridgeable. The gap between HEU removal and monitored down-blending is bridgeable. The mediators, Pakistan, Egypt, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, are all actively working to close it. The Strait is open. Israel has stopped bombing Lebanon. The ceasefire has 5 days left. This is the closest to a deal this war has come. And both sides know that if it falls apart now, the next round starts from a much worse place than where they began.

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Parody Jeff
Parody Jeff@Parodyjeffx·
Standing with Israel means standing with rape and pedophilia.
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Neon White Rabbit
Neon White Rabbit@RedPillRabbit·
Indians are INSIDE the TECH COMPANIES and making DECISIONS that USUALLY CENSOR the TRUTH about the INDIAN INVASION and what is happening to the West. It's INFORMATION WARFARE.
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America First Now 🇺🇸
America First Now 🇺🇸@AmericaFirsst·
🚨BREAKING: Joe Biden has secured a $10 million book deal for his presidential memoir. What should it be named?
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AlphaFox
AlphaFox@alphafox·
Are these prostitutes or party goers? 🧐
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OFFICIALLY FAKE
OFFICIALLY FAKE@OfficialFakeX·
@TaraBull Why would you take that gas-filled balloon on a bike to begin with? 😂
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TaraBull@TaraBull·
Extremely dangerous, no one should wear high heels on a bike
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OFFICIALLY FAKE@OfficialFakeX·
@MyLordBebo Being stabbed in London is a daily thing lol. It’s just like in America—being robbed by the government in the name of tax 🤣😂
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Lord Bebo
Lord Bebo@MyLordBebo·
🇬🇧 UK MEDIA IS HILARIOUS TV Host: “Why do you say London is not safe?” Guy: “I’ve been stabbed twice in London.” TV Host: “That happens sometimes.” LMAO … what?
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AlphaFox
AlphaFox@alphafox·
They call him the pied piper of the pool: 😭
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