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@George_harrap merchants accepting it?

people that weren't here in previous cycles telling me how easy previous cycles were coping hard; markets are never easy, and anyone telling you otherwise is full of shit. this cycle has been full of opportunities; if you did not capitalize on them, that's on you, and you're naïve if you think you wouldn't have made the same exact mistakes in previous cycles as well, just on different tickers. mfs really out here convincing themselves they'd be massively profitable because the year is different... it's tiresome listening to people say 'if I were here when DOGE were below a penny, I'd be retired by now' cognitive dissonance; having that belief, yet being here since 2023 and missing PEPE, BONK, WIF, + dozens more this mindset is a disease and handicaps any possibility for success you have to do well in the remainder of this cycle, or the next one. markets are not easy. just come to terms with that.

@Etherean007 @karbonbased if only bankless would stop dancing

@karbonbased Facts

Unpopular opinion but if $ETH went to $10k, a lot of people would start believing in the tech again I, for one, believe a new generation of crypto traders should experience the joy of spamming this gif

Arsenal and Aston Villa both through to the quarter finals. Both sets of fans await permission from Liverpool fans as to whether they are allowed to enjoy it.

@George_harrap Hi, i need another “time to all in” message from george before price bull market thx

A new UI would pop up, that doesn’t manually delist and charges a 5% swap fee

Arsenal got more criticism for beating Manchester City 5-1 than Liverpool are getting for losing 1-0 to 24th in the Championship Plymouth Argyle….

I swear to god Bluntz will go from "3 year bear market is starting" to "Yep this is exactly what i was waiting for the abc classic correction for a wave 8 up to $300k on $BTC. Don't tell me you got shaken out bro. You didn't count the elliot waves? C'mon man this shit is text book"

@nellimkopi @realDonaldTrump the real bitcoin pumps 100x

on 27 March 2020, then-president @realDonaldTrump handed out stimulus bill that started the btc run from $6,300 to $64,000, 10x. on 17/18 Jan 2025, in-coming president Trump "handed out more stimulus". what do you think will happen next?

@defisushi Thank god eth outperformed USDT

And the award for the lousiest 7D gain among the top 5 majors (excl stables) goes to....

@ASvanevik Sold my pudgy to start a kebab shop AMA

Have you bought a new car or a pudgy penguin in the last 3 years?

@George_harrap @KaminoFinance on my way

Happy ATH day to all my Sol friends.

Fucking king

3AC bankrupt LUNA collapse UST depeg Celsius bankrupt FTX collapse Binance fud USDC depeg Just smile when they tell you that you just got lucky. Congrats survivors.

your friend who made fun of you for working in crypto last year calling you today

@George_harrap No sleep till Brooklyn

@defisushi @ongycNFT Wrestling is fake

@ongycNFT @Official_Guru LK 🙏🙏

Predators like Eugene Ng (wah account deleted liao) are the reason I don’t accept one on one crypto anythings For women: on hindsight it has benefited me greatly to travel with wrestlers when I go to conferences. Consider a cockblocker security detail when you go to these things

Vince would book it for wm

🚨BREAKING: WWE Superstars Kane and Undertaker respond to Bautistas endorsement of Harris. Who’s side are you on?