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@EricNjiiru kaende kaendee

Leo ni kukula mhindi kama bibi ya mfungwa

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My two questions to Trent Alexander-Arnold: -Facing PSG on Wednesday -Settling in Madrid #FIFACWC

This scene from The Dictator isn’t even satire anymore 😂

Men, four things to note if you already didn’t know: 1. Without money, only a mother can love you. 2. Make a lot of money. The world is cruel to poor people. 3. Things won’t get cheaper, you need to find a way to get richer. 4. No matter what you are going through, keep quiet and find a way out - no one cares.

Financially you will be surprised today.

@LilEdNosir @centredevils I think most of these fans don't have the basic understanding of football 😄😄. we may not like dalot, but who's the other available option? and who's that fit Lb again?

@centredevils Funny enough Amorim won’t drop him Bcus I blv they re both Portuguese.

🚨🚨🎙️| Paul Scholes: “For Dalot to not see that run, is CRIMINAL.”

@kimondio_ uko na v-power?!

Hii life as a man ukicompete na dem utaumia vibaya sana , kuuza apples Witeithie inaweza pandisha mtu ndege?

Raila odinga DROPS out

@EricNjiiru Elanga 13 points flexing on the bench 🔥🔥

FPL managers, how’s double gameweek 24? Mine: 114 points

@asemota @Darrenvickmell 1. Nairobi's Reputation as a Hub: Nairobi is often referred to as the "Silicon Savannah" due to its growing tech and innovation scene. 2. Tourism Appeal- Nairobi National Park, 3. Geographical Location: Nairobi serves as a gateway to East Africa 4. Ease of Doing Business

New Chinese Investor friend: I want to visit Africa soon. Me: Where are you going to visit first? Friend: Nairobi. Someone needs to explain this Kenyan PR to me. LOL! Americans and Europeans would rather go there first before West Africa. What is Ghana doing wrong?

Ukinunua gari utaandika nini hapo nyuma?

My take on the first half: •Mazraoui is pure class. •Malacia needs some bench time. •United looked sharp. •Højlund = class. •Ugarte should start every game. •Amorim knows exactly what he’s doing. •Garnacho’s been mid after the goal. •There’s still hope for Antony.

@UcheCloud @mufcMPB @UtdDistrict 😂😂

@mufcMPB @UtdDistrict No eh??? Sack ten hag again

🗣️ Footage of Ruben Amorim speaking in English. #MUFC [via @UtdDistrict] twitter.com/rmlfc7/status/…

What if the plan was always to appoint Amorim, hence the fast progression… Ten Hag wanted Amrabat. It was an easy deal to do. Wilcox wanted Ugarte, who excelled under Amorim. Wilcox won. United added 2 more CBs. Some thought it was overkill. Amorim uses 3. The plan all along?

MPs of KENYA, Listen, I want to warn you, Don't try to extend term limits. We SHALL come for you. What do you take us for? Fools? Do you think we have forgotten? We SHALL storm that house with stones & whips. Try! We SHALL deal with you. Jaribu. Mnatuzoea sasa.

Jurrien Timber and Kai Havertz didn't complete a SINGLE pass against Man City yesterday 😳 They become the FIRST outfield players in over 21 seasons of Premier League football to play over 89 minutes of a match and not carry out a successful pass 🤯

• Buy Starlink. It is freedom. • Get solar. It is freedom. • Sink a borehole. It is freedom. • Grow your food. It is freedom. • Raise livestock. It is freedom. Resist control. Seek freedom. #BetterTogether

To whom it may concern.