Jace (Belly De La Cruz)
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@OfficiallyJace
I lost interest in the patriarchy when I found out it wasn't all about horses.
Same calories. Different result.
That time Nikki Bella came back from a workout and wanted a little post exercise stretching but her man was too grossed out of her smelly cloths. 💀 Johnny Boy sure had his issues, but cleanliness wasn’t one of them. “Smelly Hamperated” them cloths 😭
Elly should be in the All-Star game tonight. I don’t care who won the fan vote , who the players voted for, or the rule of every team having a representative. Tonight is a showcase of the best and brightest stars in the game. It’s about putting those stars on display and celebrating them. Elly is a star. Elly is exciting. Whether it’s a homer, a breathtaking triple, a deep into the hole fielding play, or a chase of a foul ball down the line, he’s must see TV. He should be there tonight. He’s hitting .274-.347-492-839 with 15 HR, 44 RBI, 14 SB. His OPS+ of 127 puts him at a performance level 27% above the league average. He should be there tonight. The country should see Elly tonight. MLB missed an opportunity tonight. #Reds
white people really be like “we were pounding some beers”
Max Muncy doesn’t see the Dodgers as the bad guys because most players want to play for them Presented by @amazon
Tony Allen says Hasheem Thabeet used to EAT hotdogs and hamburgers 35 mins before NBA games. 😭 "I said, 'Big fella... you can't be eating hotdogs and hamburgers with 35 on the clock.'" "He looked at me and said, 'Says who?'" 🤣 "He wasn't hearing none of that." "He started wearing skinny jeans and shades... I said, 'It's over. It's over with him.'" (via @OutTheMudTL)
If they lock in with Michael Fassbender as Magneto for ‘Avengers: Secret Wars’
Imagine starting adulthood and finding out your parents already speedran your credit score into the ground
The 2025 Pittsburgh Pirates: .231 AVG ← 3rd worst AVG in MLB .305 OBP ← 8th worst OBP in MLB .350 SLG ← Worst SLG in MLB The 2026 Pittsburgh Pirates in the 1st half this year: .263 AVG ← best AVG in MLB .342 OBP ← 2nd best OBP in MLB .426 SLG ← 3rd best SLG in MLB
