Mike Jones

Time to film for fist club in my quest to film for every promotion like I’m collecting chaos emeralds.

On WWE release day the old advice used to be "Don't answer your phone" but honestly, that's just good advice for everybody all the time. Don't talk to anyone ever.

Pure vibes during the WrestleMania ad breaks

@Brodyxking @DanhausenAD

What ever happened to @DanhausenAD ? Did he retire?

@PepsiGraps He got the bus. Took him a while to get there.

I've just seen a guy take off his Wrestle Tours cap, so he could remove his Wrestle Tours hoodie and show his Wrestle Tours jersey. How do you reckon he got here?

Danhausen: "Maybe....." Aleister Black: "No" Danhausen: "Okay" 😂

@alexxisfalcon Honestly, I hear people talking about how different it tastes and I haven't noticed much difference myself.

Right guys real talk Why’s everyone saying chocolate tastes disgusting now? I have just scoffed a whole Easter egg and can confirm that it tastes THE EXACT SAME am I being had off? Like is everyone lying about it being different cos I don’t get it

Enoch Burke is in prison for violating a court order to stay away from the school grounds, not for refusing to use “they/them” pronouns. He is not a religious hero. The lack of support from the Churches should make that clear. Don’t let bias prevent you from recognising facts.

If I were a wrestler, I would simply win my matches

@TomCampbell I know this is late, but I watched the video and I made a note: "Huge Success".

Find me another wrestling news channel dropping Half Life 3 and Portal references today!

When you're at work but you realise there's a parcel waiting for you when you get home.

Clacton Residents: Hey where's our MP? Nigel Farage:

Pancake Day 2026.

Well, one way a company can make me cancel auto-renewal on an annual plan is to take payment over a month before the renewal date. 🙃

When your nan gets up to make a cup of tea #TheTraitors

After several days of his increasingly childish behaviour, Denmark have finally offered Trump Greenland and his response was “no it’s too late now I don’t want it”

Channel 4 is trolling Donald Trump 😂

Me as an introvert thinking about a party #TheTraitors