The Lizard

@JaneFKyalo @_fels1 Wisdom detected 💯👌 but do our Kenyan ladies know that?

Saw others claiming as a man you should finish eating and take your plate to the kitchen. Make me understand how... Bana we should let men be what they are supposed to be - the heads. The work of a lady is to submit to him and to love it. The work of a man is to provide and reproduce 😂🫱🏻‍🫲🏽

How did feminism manage to convince women that this is oppression and slavery?

@georgediano Okay let's all sing WANTAM! Now tell us,whom are we going to replace him with? Please don't tell me it's Gachagua or all those in opposition!

Token prices have gone up by 25% but somehow those good for nothing imbeciles in Broadbased are telling us that Ruto has made life more easier for Kenyans. If you have someone close to you singing Tutam, treat them as murderers because he/she is capable of murder.

@JalangoMwenyewe Happy birthday Jatelo

+1! On this special birthday I retrace my paths!! “ Happy are those who expect nothing, for they are thankful of anything that comes their way!

@Mkulima_Duni @OKoggah @georgediano Hio foreskin ndio madem wenyu wanapenda,hatutoi ng'ooooouuuu🤪

@OKoggah @georgediano Hii hasira tumia kutoa foreskin mzee sawa

You might think Gachagua is tribal until you meet this imbecile.

@Ngwana_Kwena @jon_d_doe Instead of you guys dealing with the whites who took away your lands, you're busy fighting your own African brothers 🫪 Shame on you!

@OgweyoL @jon_d_doe That’s your choice 🤷 we’ll handle our issues the way we see fit, unapologetically

This video is too painful to watch.

@Hon_Njeri_Maina If this is what we're relying on to save our country then we're in a big trouble!

Caption this …

@OchiengOdongoKE @georgediano @Opiyo9Opiyo You're very lucky you've not crossed my line, you'll be a history to discuss in CBE!

@georgediano @Opiyo9Opiyo Vere vere Nais

A guy named Victor has logged into Facebook not to post motivation quotes, but to release pain like a faulty sayona woofer that has seen things pale Oyugis disco matanga. The man discovered that one @OchiengOdongoKE has been supplying high voltage electricity to his then wife Margaret Ogola. According to Victor, this Odongo guy had zero chills. Imagine a man video calling you from your own matrimonial home, showing you how he's supplying high voltage electricity to your wife. The audacity was not just on WiFi, it was on fiber optic speed. Luo men are not pipoos my brother, those creatures are heartless god one. To make matters worse, Victor claims Odongo used to send him evidence kwa kalataas like a man submitting an assignment before deadline. Screenshots, videos, even when daughter of Agrippina was giving him a mouth to head resuscitation to his uncut msolombo. Now rumor has it Margaret got so used to Odongo’s premium services of the uncut msolombo. After years of inspecting ceilings with circumcised men, daughter of Agrippina tasted uncut premium & she got addicted to it. Years of routine suddenly met innovation and development, and the system upgraded itself without consulting the owner. Our boy @OchiengOdongoKE himself has been moving on these streets like a brand ambassador, proudly marketing his uncut msolombo even giving TED Talks about why upgrades (circumcision) are unnecessary. The man is basically running a one-man campaign of avoiding circumnavigation. And from the look of things, the campaign has been a success. Our guy has been collecting client on X like loyalty points, and clearly, his marketing strategy is working overtime. Odongo has chewed women here on X, both yellow yellow damsels & the black mambas, kijana habagui. Any lady you’ve seen Odongo pose with for a picture,, he has tasted her honeypot. But honestly, let’s sympathize with Victor. Getting a live broadcast of electricity supply from your own house is not heartbreak, that is emotional damage. There are things you don’t do in this life as a man,,, like flexing after stepping into another man’s territory. Even in porn games, there are rules. Anyway, I'll put screenshots of Victor utterances on the comments section. Because siku zote sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu. 👀

@OchiengOdongoKE @georgediano @Opiyo9Opiyo You think sleeping around with people's wives will make you a man?? You're very foolish to think so! 😠😡 Devil is your second name!

@Goddie_Ke Why do that to a lady surely?very shameful of that idiot calling himself a man!Lambistic yeye!

@palmer13254321 @polo_kimanii Nliona tu wazee ndio walikua wana vote,sikuona the so called Gen Zs

@OgweyoL @polo_kimanii Ati hatujachukua kura? Ulikuwepo?

@Mtoto_Mkaidi @polo_kimanii Sasa unapanga kumtoa na?vita? Ukona silaha gani ya kumtoa nayo mamlakani?

@OgweyoL @polo_kimanii Wewe unafikiria unaeza toa dictator through ballot?

@martin_muraythi Not everyone is on social media, you cannot change this country by making noise from one platform to another,tembeeni huko mashinani mseme chenye mnataka ibadilishwe alafu mchukue kura

Juu nothing can be changed na kura

@ItsMutai It shows you how much he was loved,even in death people still love him

How many people paid a visit to President Moi's or President Kibaki's grave and home after their burial? Ama what's happening in Bondo that we aren't being told? It seems Baba continues to surprise even in death!

@Disembe Singapore here we come,na si tafadhali👏

THE FUTURE. ODM brings the national stability to President Ruto’s fierce urgency of now. Project Singapore.

@CPASammyjabbo @LarryMadowo Kumamako😡🖕

@LarryMadowo End of conmanship

Jowi! Jowi! Jowi!

@FGaitho237 I wanted to abuse you but again I remember ulizaliwa through abortion that's why hauna akili!

PAID RAILA MOURNERS: Friendly reminder: President Ruto splurged KSh 100 million on lavish handouts - KSh 10,000 each to 10,000 attendees from Kiambu and Meru delegations at State House. In contrast, dropping KSh 500 on Kibera slum-dwellers is pocket change which can mobilize thousands, yet it’s drowned in relentless media hype to fabricate widespread sorrow and despair. Because ideally, Kenyans ought to be celebrating the demise of a notorious demagogue. Luo Nyanza, in particular, should rejoice at long-overdue liberation. The country shouldn’t be in a somber mood. Instead you should drink and make merry. This twisted response though, is a manifestation of classic Stockholm Syndrome; victims bonding with their oppressors out of warped dependency. Only high-IQ individuals can spot and sidestep this psychological trap.

@Kimuzi_ Hao ni watu mbwakni sana,wanafikiria eti wataishi milele

Watu walirejoice Na kufurahia Raila amededi happiness yenu imekua short-lived. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

@FerdyOmondi These young people calling themselves Gen Zs thinks that they know a lot more than us and now they want to show us how to govern our country! Watajua hawajui! Once Raila is buried,is when they'll know how important he was to this country!!

You have a right to mourn. You also have a right not to. I worry about the insults though. You're polarising one another. And it will come back to bite you. President Ruto signed the Computer Misuse and Cybercrimes bill into law as soon as Raila died (surprise, surprise). An offensive tweet can now get you 10 years in jail or a 20-million-shilling fine. The way y'all are posting, one of you is definitely getting arrested soon under the new law. Do you think you will be united like you were before with what I'm seeing? Mtateteana kweli? Ama mtaonyeshana receipts? Mbona hamuoni mbele ?