Sheriff Big Slappy 🐀

Yeah, you can find me on Tumblr and blue sky

@omystephanie Lets not be hasty; maybe they're talking about the robot (I know they're not, but imagine...)

Men will say “hear me out” to the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen

Everyone! My friend Hazel is in desperate need of money, as she is on the verge of homelessness, and cannot survive in the Canadian winter with her medical conditions. Please send whatever money you can her way so she can live! ko-fi.com/the_nightweave…

@whatchamark is one of your kins Pagliacci?

@OhBigSlappy Well that's just a regular day for me then

If this gets 10 likes I'll post a proper kinlist pic for yall to ridicule and mock me for 😎

Well Dril and Shane Topp are gone; time for me to head to some. Bluer Skies. Find me under the same name, buds.

@HimeHajime_VSJ @ProjektMelody It means the two biggest perverts in vshojo can't watch those weird hypno pmvs; sorry for your loss.

HIS NAME IS MAC TONIGHT. HE REJUVINATED VAPORWAVE IS WHAT HE DID. "MOONMAN" IS A DEFAMATION TO HIS CHARACTER. HE WAS A BRAVE MASCOT AND ON THIS PAGE MAC TONIGHT IS A HERO, END OF STORY.

@professorhazard @alecrobbins Hashtag rain life

@alecrobbins just rain things

when it’s raining

found an incredible YouTube channel--guy from Ohio uploads full noirs and does late-night TV style intros while dressed as a gumshoe

@alecrobbins At what point is it acceptable to make your own soda syrup and mix it with seltzer?

sprite and 7-up are "back-up sodas." if you ran out of the soda you like it's okay to drink these as back-up

Y'ALL MY MOM DECIDED TO SEND ME TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL JUST BECAUSE I ASKED HER FOR A FUCKING PEPSI ?!?!

@kentayuki22 That's her sisters; Boxdye and Mascara

@professorhazard They're calling to say they're mad they didn't come up with "soft daddy" firsr

The only actual criteria of defining a personality trait by gender is: one type was built with hardware intended for replication, and one type was built with software intended for replication. Ergo, women are hard and men are soft. hang on I'm getting a call from the internet

@Hanari502 Not my circus, not my monkeys, but damn if they ain't loose

My new motto has been: It's not my problem to solve it's my problem to navigate I don't have to have all the answers. I just have to have enough answers to keep moving forward.

@whatchamark I believe it

LOOK at this pin of a robot Shoyru dressed as a wizard i was given. I look like that

Keep Honking

Luffy (and Oda) is playing a trick on the audience when he says stuff like this. In a story full of bad people claiming to be good, or denying their villainy, Luffy does the opposite. Luffy denies his goodness because he's so pure hearted he sees his heroism as normal.