Maggie Pascal-Mescal

“How Season 7 of Love Island USA proved that Gen Z is ruining reality TV” In this essay I will…

I feel like I just spotted Jim Broadbent in this week’s White Lotus. Need @broadbentdaily to weigh in.

Word on the street is I’m going to get the Twitter fame I always deserved on Bluesky. ✌🏻

@Rogue_Stereo @madisontayt_ I wish I didn’t have a brain that immediately recognized this.

@madisontayt_ Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about Bernie's emotional labor bc I grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in constant state of distress, anxiety and worry about the future. Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own 'Bernie' for almost 20 years

do you guys remember this?

Just showed this to my 2yo because you are never to young to enjoy a perfect acting performance.

I hate chronically online halloween. wdym you made your no social media husband dress up as the Scram Meme from TikTok?

Doing my annual Harry Potter rewatch and I always forget how @broadbentdaily slayed the absolute boots down as Professor Slughorn. Mama he’s ACTING.

@darrellcfair I knew this tweet was for someone 😂

@OhPeg I full on just paused my show and chuckled aloud at this. 🤣

Is this Cynthia erasure?

○ single ○ taken ◉ in love with jim broadbent

he just broke up with his girlfriend…

When people don’t understand how I absorb so much pop culture… I’ve been training my whole life.

My 2 year old daughter just pointed at the bottle of Ranch and said “hot sauce peeze”… so yes, I am raising a Minnesotan.

@wayharshTay I need the impressionists to start working on this one

You can actually see the moment where her jaw physically comes unhinged, god I love this show #RHOSLC

@_benjvmins_ It’s the way she keeps saying “the democratics” and thinks we’re supposed to view her as smart 😭

"i have no comment on that." after you just rambled about NOTHING! oooooh i really don't like her.

Hannah Einbinder should have won the Emmy simply for the moment when she walked into the Christmas Elf auditions and screamed “NO!”

Happy to report I finally watched Season 3 of Hacks, so now I can be appropriately enraged if The Bear beats it in any category tonight at the Emmys.

I always see comments under niche TikToks saying “I have no one to send this to” and not to brag, but I have literally never had that issue.

“Tree Paine reaches for her 19th cigarette of the day” @hunteryharris

If I see the words “Several Months Wait” one more time, I’m going to SCREAM. @LibbyApp is about to be my 13th reason.