Jacob Schieber

@mrvroomnft vroom vroom

@tyHearty @Coffee_Bytes @richybritt3 @Travis_Kraemer @jvargoose @eachapstick @AlissaLadas @fauxTyPeterson @the_pasqual @therealadamwalz @rockinbakken94 It'll change your life fr

@Oh_Jakers @Coffee_Bytes @richybritt3 @Travis_Kraemer @jvargoose @eachapstick @AlissaLadas @fauxTyPeterson @the_pasqual @therealadamwalz @rockinbakken94 I’ve seen this exact same offer seconds ago, and it’s better than I remember it being then!

@tyHearty @MattFrickk @hannah_ski @dgeezy_ @californiakiddy @schiebernick @nilkswadler @paulry9 @JulieAGanser @parsillygtalghi @jhartl416 Fixed it lmao

@Oh_Jakers @MattFrickk @hannah_ski @dgeezy_ @californiakiddy @schiebernick @nilkswadler @paulry9 @JulieAGanser @parsillygtalghi @jhartl416 New addition to the Christmas list, everyone!

@Erin_Ovadal I gotchu fam ❤️

Also- my boyfriend is refusing to follow me back so I'm voting to cancel him.

@ErinOvadal @DGeezy116 Las tortillas de maíz son basura

@ErinOvadal @DGeezy116 Flour tortillas are superior, this is a scientific fact. Ain’t nobody in the world that wants a Crunchwrap supreme with a corn tortilla

@DGeezy116 You can call me Obi, but most just call me Old Ben #CornTortillasAreTrash

"What is: Duke University?"

@IlliniMBB You seem to have forgotten your newspapers. #GoingHomeAsWinners #GoBadgers #LitterBugs

Ben, do you know why your mother is such a good general? because she always knows the Leia the land! Ben she is my angel

No. Badgers. youtu.be/RyrV-AmwNHM

@DGeezy116 My favorite part was when he finally had a way to feed himself but then his house blew up and destroyed all of his food

@therunningchip pic.twitter.com/G4TbCx3l10

in the market for a new nose. Must be not stuffed. Preferably straight yet distinguished. A likeness to Jude Law's is key. Apply herein

@DGeezy116 I laughed so hard when his team left him stranded alone and for dead that I choked on my popcorn #RealKneeSlapper #GoldenGlobes

I hate Alabama

Lace, babe, you need to sit down and take a chill pill... #Seriously #PlayHardToGetALittle #ItsForYourOwnGood #TheBachelor

Dear Alabama, You are the absolute worst.... That is all

This game... #Unreal #Rollercoaser #CantHandleIt @therunningchip

The Bachelor or the National Championship... Difficult choices tonight