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@FanuelAlube @citizentvkenya Actually The first comment 😆😆😆

@citizentvkenya I am sure that clip of you saying that will surface here before the end of the day.

Jimmy: You said there would not be much change in oil prices. What happened? CS John Mbadi: I don’t know when I was quoted saying that. Maybe it was someone else. Unless you can play that clip

@KTNNewsKE 😆😆😆😆

Josphat Njuguna: I was one of Ruto's campaigners, and he said he would stand with the bodaboda riders. In fact, while in Karen, he promised to make two bodaboda riders from Roysambu join the presidential escort. #NewsDesk

@ignyharaz2 My county's Staple fruit

Mtaleta orders? Kichwa moja 300 na mbegu basi 20 bob moja.

@ignyharaz2 Usherati ndio mingi kwa hizo bnb hapo ndani

Makasembo in KISUMU. Lapfund project. Na bado kuna Anderson Estate na affordable housing. This city is doing good 👍

@livescore Wait for arsenal to do the same

Hearts spent most of the season top of the league... Only to lose the Premiership title to Celtic on the final day 💔🫠

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@ignyharaz2 Ndio maana inaitwa "publicity board" .why hide?😆

When sharing this signpost, the PS interior and other government officials tend to crop out the important part. The contractor. The Quantity surveyor . The architect Well, according to the NCA A site board is statutory requirement on all construction sites, where a developer must display the following: 1. Project Name 2. Ownership Details 3. Supervising Consultants 4. Contractors, and; 5. Statutory Approvals. You can view the same via the site board guide on our website: nca.go.ke/sign-board . Hiding this information from the public means one thing, the contractor amd architects are companies that should be looked into. Either ni zao or acquired a tender behind the scene.

@mrdwag_ @Web3flux KYC groups zinachange names. Sharp boys×2

@Web3flux All of a sudden niko kwa multiple funny named groups

Sharp boys WhatsApp groups zao zimeangushwa back to back na vijana from Kiambu Road. Hapa mbele ni kama things are going to be tough inside out.

@ignyharaz2 PPP contracts hua insulated vibaya sana.esp in third world countries with unstable politics

New government ikija wanaeza rull Expressway PPP ikuwe null and void? Tuache ku toll sasa?.

@ignyharaz2 So county commisioner na chiefs will help "deter" cartels?😆😆😆

Gikomba market shoes section that was demolished last month is taking shape though in chameleon pace , we pray that the Chinese contractor can speedy up the construction we are also praying that once the project is done let it be managed by Government through Kamkunji county commissioner or Chief's to help deter cartels from buying the slots and renting them expensively to traders the way they have done with other buildings owned by Kanjos .

@Rainmaker1973 Dildo promax + 😆

FiloBot, a vine robot that extends itself using 3D printing to navigate tight and hard-to-reach spaces.

@gichu @georgediano Assemble is different from Manufacture Try again buddy

@georgediano Its true kenya does manufacture and assemble phones. A good example is m-kopa phones. A simple Google search will tell you the fact s

This one threw timber long time ago.

@ignyharaz2 Umesahau kusema ikifika kwa P.S,inazunguka boma yoote,ndio iendelee kwenda kule inaenda

The paving of of Mamboleo - Muhoroni road progressing very well. Before the miwa trucks ziharibu tena. We welcome such development and many more not because the region joined broadbased but because you are Kenyans and equally tax payers. To make the records clear, the project started under UhuRuto in 2020 but it's still at 20% under RutoNdiki.

@ignyharaz2 @JjKinara89925 All the witches have to be on your side..

@JjKinara89925 Land

Nataka 2027 kama kasongo hataenda Sugoi, niko na mpango ya kuenda Kitui mwingi kwa manyoka nishike 100 acre na 50k alafu ni focus na ukulima.

@premierleague @OgetoAlex @ManUtd We did it...#GGMU

The decisive factor in @ManUtd’s victory ❤️ Kobbie Mainoo is your Player of the Matchweek 👊

@Kenyans Mauwa,ya red,kwa kofia?😆😆

President Ruto inspects a guard of honour outside the Tanzanian Parliament

@ManUtd @TheMorrisLand Done 🤝

Reds, you know what to do 🫡🗳️

@premierleague Dear #GGMU,shall we?

Seven standout performers! VOTE for your Player of the Matchweek 35👇

@MicrosoftLearn Recommend one for me

Do NOT doom scroll tonight. Instead, learn a new skill. Comment for a course recommendation.

@ignyharaz2 Stock natoa wapi?

One of the most profitable businesses in Kenya without competition. Daily watoto wanavunja remote na iko na profit ingine ya ajab