Kaylee K.

I’ve decided to start a new thread—-Rowen’s Wonderings:

Things my sister said to her 5 year old today… “Stop acting like that. This isn’t the Jerry Springer show.” (He was having a meltdown)

I bet God wishes he never promised not to flood us out again.

Ah yes, let’s circulate one final infographic with zero source, probably thrown together on Canva. Let’s spread false info one last time! Yee haw

“Remember, you have to use the bathroom, mommy.” In a very quiet public place. Thanks, son. I’m good.

I’ve decided to start a new thread—-Rowen’s Wonderings:

This world and its credulousness paired with misinformation and social media “news” spread is so scary. Top that with a dollop of AI and editing software and I feel the spiral of encroaching DOOM.

Trying to close on a house tonight without a law office’s help was quite a sitcom looking back on it. We have, in fact, not closed.. I almost had a heart attack, and now I’m sitting here laughing hysterically about this gif bc it was literally me to that poor notary.

Mr. Feeny is my grandpa

I wish I could erase my memory and watch One Tree Hill for the first time again.

this is a reading glasses appreciation post

Nothing is worse than watching you film yourself at a concert. Nothing. 🥲

John Mayer marked [mostly] safe from The Tortured Poet’s Department. It’s about time she writes songs about some actual real live past relationships 😍 Also, I actually like the album.

Over the years.. ❤️

Solo Tour is over…I don’t know what to do with myself now…

Always very obvious (and satisfying) when a millennial is given control over the restaurant music playlist

I have decided there’s absolutely nothing, NOTHING more tense for me than watching a 5u tball practice. 🫠🫠🫠

When you are trying to hide on your lunch break…

@mayersbelief Ty for this

The evolution of John Mayer’s Instagram; a thread: