Mitch

@BBCBreaking Wouldn't mind if the energy firms and supermarkets were struggling to keep the lights on, RECORD PROFITS.

Cheaper tickets for theme parks and children's meals as Chancellor Rachel Reeves cuts VAT to 5% for some attractions this summer bbc.in/4eV8k1d

@BBCNews What an utter clown show. Mortgages costing people's hundreds more a month, rents up, food up, petrol up, future bleak, but here you are, a £24 saving in August (if you have kids). Read the nation.

Chris Mason: Reeves' summer savings drive won't stretch to energy bills bbc.in/4fzaDHm

@BBCBreaking Clown. It's chaos now. Give up, call a general election and let the people decide on the chaos.

Labour leadership contest would "plunge country into chaos", Chancellor Rachel Reeves tells BBC bbc.in/4dFS574

@LBC What an absolute dire state this country is in. Imagine any of these contenders in a room with our allies and business partners 😑

Angela Rayner has said she has been cleared of deliberate wrongdoing in an investigation over her tax affairs, paving the way for a potential leadership bid amid uncertainty over Sir Keir Starmer’s future. lbc.co.uk/article/angela…

@Se_Railway @jdbowling94 Flew into two peoples heads and calmly got off at Bromley south. Had an off-beak ticket

@jdbowling94 Please let me know which service this is so that I can let our rail enforcement team know 😅

@Se_Railway Not sure this passenger has a ticket 🧐

@fesshole If Heston did this twats would queue around the block.

When I'm bored I start experimenting in the kitchen. Today I randomly layered a loaf of bread in a glass baking dish alternating with peanut butter and marinara sauce, then microwaved the whole thing. Presto! Guerilla lasagna in 10 minutes.

BP profits more than double as Iran war sends oil prices higher bbc.in/48qX7kU

@piersmorgan Anyone "rushing" security at that venue would have had more holes blown in them than bonnie blue.

Scandalously lax security given previous attempts to assassinate President Trump.

@BBCNews We will probably give it back and pay £millions to rent it back 🤡

Falklands is a pressure point for the UK – and the US knows it bbc.in/4vQ9q46

@BBCNews What are they blockading with? An A4 laminated sign? I thought trump blew their navy up?

US and Iran in blockade standoff as Pakistan pushes for talks bbc.in/4tx04c8

@BBCPolitics Spotted by the only operational Royal Naval vessel no doubt.

"We wanted to ensure that we could warn them that their covert operation had been exposed" Defence Secretary John Healey reveals month-long Russian submarine operation over "critical" cables and pipelines north of UK Follow live: bbc.in/4cfrFHp

@LBC @BenKentish I wonder how many of them youths had access to both parents? Child abandonment needs to carry huge consequences.

'That, ultimately, is poor parenting.' Journalist Benedict Spence butts heads with @BenKentish over the reasons behind youth 'link-ups' like the one in Clapham.

@LBC Seems like a big slip up.

Orkney Islands overflowing with 'mountain' of bananas after supermarket mistakenly orders 38,000 of the fruit lbc.co.uk/article/orkney…

@BBCBreaking Ofgem on the price increase button

UK gas prices soar more than 20% after strikes hit Qatar's main gas facility bbc.in/4sVs9cp

@BBCNews Rock lob.. ffs

B-52s arrive at UK air base amid conflict with Iran bbc.in/4szDgaT

@LBC Passed straight on to the consumer 🙄

South East Water fined £22m for persistent supply failures which left thousands without water lbc.co.uk/article/south-…

About time - 💪 #CPFC

Thinking of the nap I'd rather have had over watching this shit #CPFC

"Don't you dare fucking score, I want a couple of months off" #CPFC

At this point id take this guy as our new manager as he seems more interested #CPFC