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I ate an entire box of delicious Triscuit crackers, and 8 hours later gave birth to a wicker chair.
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Mushy Cantaloupe Balls
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Mushy Cantaloupe Balls
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I was at a house party once, and there was a mountain of cocaine on the kitchen counter. I didn't do any, but it was pretty awesome.
Katılım Ocak 2011
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I need to make a quick announcement to all of you. Wash your ass and balls, you nappy motherfuckers!!!
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Sorry, it's been hard to think straight. From the moment we arrived, I've either been drunk or ejaculating.
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@ontapbros Mariners hat shouldn’t be on air talent. I’ve seen middle school kids with more ball knowledge.
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Guessing where FIVE NFL legends ended their careers…
Scale of 1-10 how hard were these? 👀
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Random Chris Berman nickname thread. Bring it strong. I’ll start us off with the immortal Oddibe “Young Again” McDowell.
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Great Britain designed their jerseys in Microsoft Word using Helvetica font. #WorldBaseballClassic
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@ChadLeistikow Jim Rome looks like your girlfriend’s dad that always asks you to help lift heavy furniture upstairs when you come to visit.
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Gennings is pre-med. Smart, inquisitive guy and a mauling run-blocker. A lot of NFL teams would love to have him.
Jim Rome@jimrome
"The 40-yard dash, obviously everyone wants to run faster but I'm kinda fat so I thought that time was good for me. The meetings went pretty well too." @HawkeyeFootball OL Gennings Dunker shares his combine experience.
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It’s very emasculating walking through a job site holding a box of Wheat Thins.
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This history goes hard! They changed the culture!!
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Canada trying to avenge this loss in the World Baseball Classic in a few weeks:
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It takes a lot of courage to keep your bedsheets in the pantry.
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I got gonorrhea from riding a tractor in my bathing suit. 👏🏻
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