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@Schlotzskys Don’t do away with these chips! An employee said you are experimenting with Lay’s. I can get those from Walmart. The employee was kind enough to get these from the back.

A person jumped from the Hoover Dam bridge yesterday and the body has yet to be found. The National Park Service and Bureau of Reclamation are searching for the body.

The @TeamUSA Closing Ceremony jackets look @NASCAR inspired. #TeamUSA #Paris2024 #Olympics #ClosingCeremony

BREAKING: Bronny James has been selected by Wendy’s at No. 59 in the 2024 NBA Draft, sources say.

You straightened his jacket! Thank you, @TulsaHardRock!

If I’d have gotten to see @U2 in @SphereVegas a second time, I’d definitely delay going in as long as possible as I thought the dj playing music in the trabant (Pauli?) was very annoying.

A little comparison of years for you - on this day last year, there was a tornado in McCurtain County OK. It was already Oklahoma's 19th tornado of the year. This year, we are still waiting (and seriously, Mother Nature, no rush) on our first tornado of 2024.

I can't believe tonight is the final show for @u2 in @spherevegas. I can't believe I got to see them during their residency on 11/1/23. I wish l'd have been able to see them more. Here’s one taken just after they’d left the stage.

Now THAT was a big one! #Earthquake #OklahomaEarthquake

@TulsaHardRock @U2 Bono’s jacket is still crooked!

That tornado siren test was extra-long today.

@SouthwestAir What the?!?! Thanks so much for the info!

@OkieBorg Well it's a good thing you can order them here: shop.kingnut.com/SWA-Snack-Mix-… 💙💛❤️ -Sara

I wish @SouthwestAir sold this in stores or had a subscription. 😂

Brent Vulnerables. #Chokelahoma #Sooners

@roller_boy 😂

@OkieBorg Give him a break, he’s like ninety!

Corso was wrong again! #RedRiverRivalry #RedRiverShowdown #TexasSucks

We’ve loved welcoming you into Zoo Station today at @venetianvegas. TONIGHT, join your fellow opening weekend U2 fans at the Zoo Station UV LOUNGE from 7-9 for a special DJ Set from Atomic MC DJ, Pauli The PSM. 🍾 #U2UVSPHERE #ZOOSTATION

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@roller_boy Sorry to insult your alumni! 😂

@OkieBorg Watch your mouth man!😉

Colorado got buffaloed! 😂 #CUBuffs #ColoradoBuffaloes

Tom Brady won’t answer his phone if Shedeur calls him this week. He can’t relate. #CU #CUBuffs #ColoradoBuffaloes #OregonDucks