J. K. O. Abonyo

The greatest invention in history

Visit the dentist once in a while. You might not know what’s going on with your teeth. Just look at this beautiful work done here 😍

Kama uko na 100k Start a Milk Reselling Business Buy a litre at Kshs 45 bob, Sell at Kshs. 60 Make Ksh. 15 Bob Sell 100 Ltrs Make kshs 1500 per day If you add mala/yogurt you will make more Set-up the business in a populated residential area.

An Alaska Airlines Boeing 737 hit a few deer while landing at Kodiak Airport

The kind of love that doesn't make you exhausted 🥹❤️

You've probably heard the story of the Three Wise Men who traveled to Bethlehem to honor the newborn Jesus (PBUH), but did you know that they established a church in Iran upon their return? This is it: St. Mary Church in Urmia, Iran, built in the 1st century AD.

The British Army found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus... They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of £1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be. The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of £72,000. The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with £96,000. The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old sergeant-major who, when asked where he would like to be measured, replied, 'From the tip of my penis to my testicles.' It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big cheques the previous two officers had received. But the old sergeant-major insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer. The medical officer arrived at the barracks in the UK and instructed the sergeant-major to 'drop 'em', which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the sergeant's penis and began to work back. 'Dear Lord,' The medical officer suddenly exclaimed, 'Where are your balls?' The old sergeant-major calmly replied, 'Afghanistan.

This made my day 😂

@Naomikibandi Not small aircrafts Most jet engines aircrafts... uses Jet A 1, it's like parafine but sio ya nyumbani. Xtics are different from the normal cooking oil. I use to use it for cooking while working at Wilson but...

Engineers in the house,how true is this?

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Kenya has 24 hours electricity but Tinubu asked Nigerians living in darkness and generator noise to thank God that they are better than Kenyans 🤣🤣

Omwami Sifuna Will Be In Nakuru Just Like ODM Big Wig before him,Otieno Kajwang Really Loved Nakuru Rallies, Omwami sifuna will Fill Afraha Stadium and Criminal Ruto as Usual will be Cooked.

POV: View of the earth from the moon surface.

The first astronaut in history to speak French while en route to the moon — Canada’s very own @astro_jeremy 🇨🇦

Trump has passed wtf???

Edwin Sifuna takes Naitiri by storm 🔥🔥 he was hosted by Mabonga

@jacksonhinklle You can be a domestic terrorist.

Business owners in Canada have so many advantages, I sometimes call it the unfair advantage. One of the biggest? Using your corporation to buy life insurance. Most people have no idea this is even possible. Let me break it down. A thread!

Survival, despite the burdens of life

The difference between running for your health and running for your life.