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@Prestilee @Zyyon_ Na poverty dey always cause this kind thing

@Zyyon_ See this empty vessel here. Poverty mentality!

Overtime, i understand why rich families marry amongst themselves. There's something wrong with the mentality of poor humans

@bigtee_na @phranklie1 God will take you today

@phranklie1 Did you actually hit her or false accusations, sorry about that

@SirChucho Hanta laniyan 😂😂

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@tholu_blessed @Ayoelesho Omoh I fit burst tears 😄

@Ayoelesho Bro,water go just dey drop for your eyes once you see babe wey make life easy for you😂😭. They are just rare

My guy broke up with his babe sometime last year. The girl seemed cool and I wasn't aware of any problems that justified a breakup. I asked him why and he said he would tell me later. After a few weeks, he got a new babe. He randomly called me yesterday and we got talking. Apparently, a few months after he started dating his ex, he invested some money in a business and his business partners connived with one another to steal money from him. This affected his ability to supply the goods he had been paid to deliver and his customers started threatening to arrest him. They gave him a week's ultimatum and he started running around, taking loans and doing everything he could to either deliver or pay the money back. He told me that every night when he got home tired and worried, he would explain to his girlfriend on the phone what he went through the whole day to get money, but he never asked or expected her to support him financially because she didn't have any money of her own. Before the end of the ultimatum, he was able to source the money after borrowing from family and friends and he settled the issue with his customers. After he told his girlfriend this, she asked him for some money to sort her personal stuff, even though she knew he was in debt and his business was in trouble. He said he lost all attraction for her and knew he couldn't marry her. He broke up with her two months later even though he actually loved her. He then told me about his new babe. He said he had promised to buy her some stuff but he didn't make as much profit as he anticipated. When he told her and expected the kind of reaction he would have gotten from his ex, this babe told him that he shouldn't worry about it and that he could buy those things when he had money. She also came to his place to cook and told him that the cost of cooking from yesterday till Sunday was on her. She said she just wanted to ease his burden. He told me that he had never met a girl like her and was quite emotional on the call. That random call was to tell me that he had found his wife.

@afc_afrik @yabaleftonline Another angle 😂😂

@yabaleftonline What if the bullet meet both of you?

I can take a büllet for my boss because I know even if I d!e, he’ll take care of my kids — Davido’s driver

@Ayjelex5 @yabaleftonline Wtf 😂😂

@yabaleftonline You no see as Anthony Joshua driver dey Maldives 🇲🇻 Dey enjoy

@auntylamide @kingsuleiman27 How is she surviving before we got married??

Haaaa you people are leaving your wives in Nigeria for years😩😩😩 How do they survive

@onyinyechukw903 Avatar 😂

Good morning 😃 . You are single I am single let mingle Abi 😂

@neyoleee @FavourYusuf1 @wesofooty @Adveels Stray bullet 😂😂

@FavourYusuf1 @wesofooty @Adveels “If you can’t write your final year project yourself you aren’t worthy of a certificate” But the “mechanical engineering” you claim to study has no effect on your career rn right?

If you cannot write your BSc Final year project yourself, you are not worthy of your certificate.

@Blessing_Ejo @AkposMalafakumo Who's going to believe him sef? may we never be in a situation where only God knows we're saying the truth.

@AkposMalafakumo Omor.. this na big wahala o. Wetin the guy wan talk

Girl D!£s in Her Sl33p at the Home of Man She Visited A young Nigerian girl from school visited a man in Awka, Anambra State, Nigeria. After they had intercourse, both went to sleep. Sadly, the girl d!3d during the night and never woke up. The exact cause of her d34th is still unknown. It could be sudden illness, overdose, or other reasons. The story has gone viral on social media, sparking many questions and debates. Awka,like a typical university town, often sees such visits by students. This sad event reminds everyone of the dangers of casual 53x and the need to know one's health status. Details are not yet confirmed. May the young girl rest in peace. See evidence on WhatsApp Channel

@kiri_caleb @sir_lux_ @jon_d_doe God suppose don take you.

@sir_lux_ @jon_d_doe Nonsense 😂 she is supposed to be your guest since you invited her to come stay over not you acting like a toddler 😂. If you want house chores and service done, hire a maid. isn’t she supposed to do it on her own free will by the way 🤷.

This girl came to my house, planned for her to stay for 2 weeks but she ended up staying 3 days. She visited on a Saturday, The next day was Sunday, I suggested she makes stew, but she declined. Later, I told her that I want her to make indomie for us to eat, She should help clear the kitchen sink and wash the dirty plates while I go downstairs to buy Egg. I came back and she did not do anything. I didn't ask why. I went and cleared the sink, she came and stood by the side while gisting me. I asked her to prepare the indomie, She said she doesn't like cooking, it is stressful. Na me come cook the Indomie, cooked only for myself and ate. She went outside and got snacks. I refused to buy her food outside, I will go out and eat and come back. And act like I have not eaten too. She will go down and buy something for herself. The 3rd day, I asked her to leave. And I ended every communication.

@tonyezalmon @yabaleftonline God will take you for this stup!d comment.

@yabaleftonline Very stupid advice. These are some heresies that have misled people for many years. A woman can contribute in so many ways, but this old man thinks she must stay in the kitchen. And his congregation might miss their life partners, by this instruction.

"Don’t marry a girl who cannot cook. Even if a prophet says she is your wife, tell him ‘Thank you very much, keep her’" - Pastor Adeboye counsels men.

@____iziegbe01 ewo Ori werey.

No broke man deserves this beauty 😜

@Ossanaquest @somtodeyforyo You mean your dad provide by hustling in the sun all day?

@somtodeyforyo Providing is a basic responsibility of every man. Even a mad man can literally provide by hustling in the sun all day. So you are literally a failure in life if you cannot provide as a man.

Giving birth is a basic responsibility of every woman. Like,(including a måd woman) can literally give birth. So if that is what you bring to the table, you're not yet serious abt life, stop using that as an excuse for your laziness to offer anything, you'll be dumped.

@FinnexyFF @fwzishere Ogun kill you

@fwzishere Fooling na their 3rd name

Be like say Ibadan people dull fr and them no get level for that way, all these things no fit sup for Lagos Cos Imagine say i tell you to come meet me for ajah under bridge or oshodi, your body go first calm😂

@tylerjimmy_ @instablog9ja Guy, you're da!ft fr.

@instablog9ja I think if you're gifting someone, the delivery fee should be on you the gifter and not the person receiving it. Common, that's common sense!

₦200k drip but ₦4k delivery too much? 😭💔 Customer said return everything… no refund. Fair or wicked? 👀👇

@SakaGadgetPlug_ Lack of social amenities, inadequate funding 😄

Apart from deforestation, poor infrastructure and soil erosion, which other factors are preventing you from getting married? 😂

@papshine_t Simpson 🙌😄

I love my babe, I won’t even lie. I do things her way. We talk every day. I don’t raise my voice. I even say sorry when I’m right. I really love this girl. Earlier today, I went to her shop. I was about to enter… then I heard her laughing with her friends. They were talking about me. She brought up a day we went shopping. I carried everything... as usual. She picked the lightest one, said it was heavy… then dropped it outside the mall and walked off. And me? I picked it up, ran after her, still apologising… and carried everything again. Her friends laughed and said, "That’s a real man" She agreed. They all laughed. Now I’m here thinking… "a real man" Am I doing well? 😅

@freshonly_ ati Iwo at mother in-law,e ma sofo nhi.

Two weeks after I got married, my mother in law came for a visit. She had missed our wedding because of a flight issue but came later. She and I vibed instantly because I had not met her before. We were inside her room one day, when my husband entered and asked where the laundry I did was, he looked frustrated as he asked for a particular cloth which I had washed I quickly excused myself from to look for the shirt for him and when I went back to the room, my mother in law asked why I allow him talk to me like that "Enipe?" 😳 "You're doing his laundry and he still can't look for his clothes himself? What are you? A maid?" She pulled me closer and said, "see ehn, don't let him turn you to his house girl o, since I got married, I've never done his father's laundry, instead he does mine and I brought him up to be that kind of man, if he's not gon be polite and appreciate your efforts by looking for his clothes after you've washed it, let him wash and fold himself" she said That was the last time I did his laundry in that house and he has been doing mine Good mothers in law exist