Jide.Dsgn™

Money for Maybach dey Satan hand , na daily bread God promise you ✊

go and get your permanent voters’ card (pvc), if you don’t want god to punish you for me.

“They didn’t have indomie so I bought-“

I’ve been in this position couple of times btw. and you needed to see the disappointment in their faces when you hit them with “a man builds a family, he doesn’t join one” 😭😂💔

@Hadhanr Men don’t get to smile much but they will express gratitude and appreciation to the fullest no matter how little the gesture is.

Men and showing appreciation in the most funny way.. - For Val, got this man 2 pairs of Shoes I know he always wanted.. His siblings came visiting, baba carried the shoes to show them and ended it with “it’s good to have a rich wife”😭😭 - When we first moved into our apartment, I bought 1 standing fan, man announced to all and sundry, we eve went to his aunt place where she asked how married life was, this man blurted out with all smile, She bought us a fan” Ended up buying 3 more and I did not rest for weeks😭😭😭😭 - When I bought his work monitor and imported his work table and chair for him, my man could not sleep, he kept announcing to all those that needed to hear, if you even visit, he’d lead you to the room to show you what his “rich wife” got him😭😭😭 - Out of 5 ACs I got 2, You’d think I did the world😭😭 Inward, it’s always sweet to see him gush over these little things and he sure knows how to show real gratitude 😭😭😭

“Forgiveness is between them and God, it’s my job to arrange the meeting”

@mikealebiosu @designwithmide Soon!

$3K mobile application design gig, thank you.

Y'all be quick to "Match Energy" when it's negative, but can't reciprocate love, affection or respect.

Stop being so passive in your own life! Apply for that job! Ask them out! Take a picture of your boobs! Maybe two! Send them both to me! Go see a movie!

omo, I lied, I like breasts, I like bumbum too. i don’t want love, i want sex and im a terrible person. I intentionally ignore texts except you send breasts. I’m not like a brother to any girl too, I have only one sister.

The bro code is always supreme One of our guys slept with a bro’s sister, and we cut him off. It’s been over 8 years, saw him at the mall today and still kept the same energy. My sister is your sister, and your sister is my sister. Don’t ever find them attractive if we’re bros.

@23yearolddev @investorfreeyo 🙂‍↕️sister

@Olajidee7 @investorfreeyo 😏uncle

Fastest way to start a conversation with any girl. You : hey Whatsup, how’s it going? She : fine , you . You : umm I’m alright. You : wow I’m curious about something. She : what is it ? You : people say beautiful girls ain’t good at doing some kind of stuffs She : what kind of stuff. You : well I bet you are a bad cook even with your pretty face. Sit back and watch her write an epistle explaining how good she is 😂😂😂😂😂

Get him a sword. I don't know how to explain it, but just get him a sword.

If you have a strong faith of buying your first car this year, repost.

it's so hard to see an ugly unilag student. they all so tea and fashionable.

secondary school na useless place fr cause why person go wan sit down and you go set biro for hin yansh😭😭

a full-time product design role.

finish secondary school: 16 finish uni: 20 do NYSC and get a job: 21 marry: 22 become a millionaire: 25 Nigeria: hello… on a straight line😭💔