Old Glass Maker

@AwesomelyBarry @MegaLumiose @GOATofHoenn @VagabondDealer @MischievousWork "I have diarrhea too. I'm old."

@MegaLumiose @GOATofHoenn @VagabondDealer @MischievousWork "I'm Barry! I have diarrhea."

I want no votes on this.

Well, how about this next witness?! That's right! Her husband. Professor Turo! Why don't you tell the jury what your iconic wife was up to? Hm. Too stunned to speak, eh? Afraid of your hot, evil wife? That's just so sad. #PokéTrialC62025

Now, I may be an old time, small town, Hoenn lawyer...but it seems to me that this is quite the open and shut case, your honor. With the testimony of my sweet little grandson, Soma. A friend of our victim; who could not join us due to her incredible trauma. #PokéTrialC62025

Hello! I'm the Old Glass Maker! From Pokémon Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald! I'm going to be trying to make this woman go to jail for a very long time! #PokéTrialC62025

@FallarborBorn @VagabondDealer "My grandson is right, Volo. I want the Darc Phone 2 so you better not make it problematic!"

@VagabondDealer @OldAndAshy "YOU'LL STILL BE CANCELED! YOU NEED TO FREAKING ADDRESS THIS OR YOUR T-VOLO EMPIRE WILL DIE BEFORE YOU CAN RELEASE THE NEW DARC PHONE 2!!"

I don't talk to OCs❕️☝️😀

@FallarborBorn @VagabondDealer "You're going to be canceled, young man. How will you sell your wares then?"

@VagabondDealer "Uhm. Nunc. That's not true! You talk to the Goodra Friends all the time! Not to mention Aunc!"

"Hello? Is this on? Can you hear me? Hello? As a grandpapa I hate seeing children in trouble...I would like to donate 100 Poké." #TeamRocketRerun2025

"It looks like our dear, violent champion is unable to continue! What a turn of events! Lesbians win! They are the greatest gay people of all! What's that? Then what do I say? Congratulations Malva on your wind! Your win! What an event!!" #PokéPrideBattle2025

"IT'S TIME! IT'S TIME! THE FINAL MATCH BETWEEN MALVA AND BRENDAN!! WHO WILL WRAP UP PRIDE WITH A VICTORY?!? WHO?!?" #PokéPrideBattle2025

"Yo! As the kids say! The lesbians have totes taken the w! Please stay tuned for our final match later. I don't know how much later. I ate some prunes, you see, and I am not sure how committed I will be to hosting. RECESS!" #PokéPrideBattle2025

"Wow! Our violent champion from home has won!! To the shock of no one..." "On to the next!" #PokéPrideBattle2025

"Now that we have that out of the way, let's check back in on our fight!" #PokéPrideBattle2025

"Said Pokémon may defend their Trainer in attacks and use their moves to make the Trainer's attack more difficult to land on their opponent! The roles are reversed in honor of struggles LGBTQIA+ Trainers face where their lives are not accepted as the norm." #PokéPrideBattle2025

"Oopsie! I'm being asked to remind everyone of the rules! Each Poké Pride competitor will be allowed one Pokémon to serve as their support! Moves may not be life threatening!" #PokéPrideBattle2025

"Let us begin the fight!" #PokéPrideBattle2025

"Anyways, let's get this brawl started! Round 1 will be between two icons of my home region! Brendan, who is champ and trans, vs Wally! He's what? Pansexual? What does that mean? Wally! I know you can hear me down there, tell me what this means!" #PokéPrideBattle2025

"Hello all you people at home! My name is The Old Glass Maker! I want to welcome you to #PokéPrideBattle2025!! It is a beautiful time of year where we straight people recognize our fellow humans as normal and beautiful! From lgbts to pocs everyone is wonderful!"

@HarshSunlight @SlakingStudies @ChewtlingCrunch @PeskyBuddy @BeggingBegetter @FallarborBorn @stellarbvrst "Golly gee willickers! You must be the famous Sahar! You certainly are full of energy! Just like Soma described! I'm glad that my boy isn't too much of a meanie for you kids!" The old man laughed heartily. "Now that we have the pleasantries out of the way, Soma you better work!"

@OldAndAshy @SlakingStudies @ChewtlingCrunch @PeskyBuddy @BeggingBegetter @FallarborBorn @stellarbvrst Hours later, Sahar appears, digging herself out the ground, shooting upwards as if she was part Spoink. She sprung towards the Old Glass Maker, eyes bright and wild, “Hello Mister Grandpa!!! I’m also Soot’s friend! He’s kind of a meanie sometimes, but we like to hang out!”

DOES EVERYONE SEE HOW PENNY PAINTED A PORTRAIT DIDN'T MAKE A SCENE??? VERY MINDFUL!!! VERY CUTESY!!! DEMURE!!! SHE'S NOT LIKE YOU OTHER LADIES!!!! SHE KEEPS HER SUBTWEETS CLASSY!!! IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW IF YOU DON'T YOU MOVE ON!!!! LET'S BE MINDFUL OF HOW WE TWEET DIVAS!!!

@ChewtlingCrunch @PeskyBuddy @BeggingBegetter @FallarborBorn @HarshSunlight @stellarbvrst @SlakingStudies "Teehee!" The old man let out a laugh as he eyed the nepo baby his son had befriended. "Who could believe this world was so small! Soma, making a friend that's right from our own back yard! You know, I made that fossil case in your Uncle's study for him when he was your age!

@PeskyBuddy @OldAndAshy @BeggingBegetter @FallarborBorn @HarshSunlight @stellarbvrst @SlakingStudies + Sorry, I mean, Ahahaha! Sometimes I feel like I should be more like my Uncle and turn down the rich when I laugh around you all.