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@OldManMarge

i’m just a tired little old man

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I remember I was hot shit in middle school choir cause I learned how to play love song and rolling in the deep on piano & could harmonize & girls ate it up. I'd start playing and like 12 of them would stand around me in a circle and sing. Anyway, that's how I found out I was gay.
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@MarshallZiegler I logged back in to twitter for the first time in almost a year just for this fucking tweet
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Man, I hate fascists
Man, I hate fascists@MarshallZiegler·
Having her taste herself off your fingers but with the energy of the mechanic showing you your dipstick after an oil change
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Man, I hate fascists
Man, I hate fascists@MarshallZiegler·
Trad evangelicals becoming Catholic only to realize it's actually one of the more reasonable Christian denominations and doesn't actually fit their weird worldview is like crack to me
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Who else is watching the fight rn??
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DID Y’ALL JUST SEE MIKE TYSON’S BOOTY CHEEKS?!
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marge@OldManMarge·
I've been applying for jobs for almost a year now and I'm ✨over it✨
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jordyn youngblood 🧸@whyjordie·
“I voted for him for cheap groceries”
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stevie@adultmomband·
people being like “queer people survived Reagan” like no actually they did not? famously?
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Tom Zohar@TomZohar·
My generalized anxiety teaming up with my current very specific anxiety:
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marge@OldManMarge·
I made cookies and brownies for tonight cause I figured we'll either have treats to celebrate or deserts for the funeral of democracy
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French Furby🇵🇸 ☭@sluttycemetery·
Accidentally snap chatted a nude to the Miss N*rth Dakota group chat.
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I was born to be a medieval court jester, but I am cursed to be funny in an office job instead
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