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I remember I was hot shit in middle school choir cause I learned how to play love song and rolling in the deep on piano & could harmonize & girls ate it up. I'd start playing and like 12 of them would stand around me in a circle and sing. Anyway, that's how I found out I was gay.

@MarshallZiegler @AnoneySFWtan @Earldormancy Are you referring to Trinity “The Tuck” Taylor?

@AnoneySFWtan @Earldormancy So there's this thing called the trinity and it's pretty intrinsic to Christianity as a whole

Buddhists famously think Buddha created them

@MarshallZiegler I logged back in to twitter for the first time in almost a year just for this fucking tweet

Having her taste herself off your fingers but with the energy of the mechanic showing you your dipstick after an oil change

mother butch nursing her butchlings

@MarshallZiegler Is the reasonable in the room with us?

Trad evangelicals becoming Catholic only to realize it's actually one of the more reasonable Christian denominations and doesn't actually fit their weird worldview is like crack to me

Who else is watching the fight rn??

DID Y’ALL JUST SEE MIKE TYSON’S BOOTY CHEEKS?!

wow. we are all shocked and surprised

I've been applying for jobs for almost a year now and I'm ✨over it✨

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”

people being like “queer people survived Reagan” like no actually they did not? famously?

My generalized anxiety teaming up with my current very specific anxiety:

Me starting at noon tomorrow

I made cookies and brownies for tonight cause I figured we'll either have treats to celebrate or deserts for the funeral of democracy

Um. We’re actually just “ILFS” - so. 🏆 @TheAcademy @MaisonValentino ♥️

@sluttycemetery naurrrrrrrrrrr

Accidentally snap chatted a nude to the Miss N*rth Dakota group chat.

Oouuuutt tonight

this photograph

I was born to be a medieval court jester, but I am cursed to be funny in an office job instead