SmartAss

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SmartAss

SmartAss

@OldUncaDave

Trucker, Lover, Raconteur. Frustrated Writer & (this space available for rent)

Riverside, CA Katılım Temmuz 2015
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SmartAss
SmartAss@OldUncaDave·
@classic_film I wasn’t even aware of Farscape, and I was pretty addicted to TV.
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Classic Film TV Cafe
Classic Film TV Cafe@classic_film·
I was also bummed to see Farscape get little support. I don't think enough people watched it on Sci Fi.
Will@1199Worf

@classic_film No Fringe or Farscape. Interesting. Just goes to show how many options were out there. FYI, I cheated and I know who wins 😁

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Restricted Daily@RestrictedDaily·
I swear everybody’s got this… until they don’t. Final Jeopardy is up. Don’t think too long, just go with it.
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@lucyshow11 If you don’t know what you’re talking about, don’t say anything
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Luce@lucyshow11·
Fun fact! Tim Conway used to break character and make people crack up on the set!! Just like he did here Carol Burnett 🤣🤣🤣
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@ThrillaRilla369 Are you criticizing the food? Like, why wouldn’t you eat this stuff? What is wrong with you?!
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Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369·
You just worked a 16 hour shift and you come home to this What do you do?
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SmartAss@OldUncaDave·
@gotrice2024 I call BS! The cash reader would reject the $100, just as it would a $20. It says right there, “Accepts $1 or $5 bills”.
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SonnyBoy🇺🇸@gotrice2024·
This man was refilling his water bottle at a bottled water station in his neighborhood. Instead of putting a $1 in, he accidentally put in a $100. The machine won’t give him his change and when he went inside, the employee at the store said they are third party and they don’t have control over it. Now the machine is going to dispense $100 worth of water to whoever comes in. Should he just suck it up and bless his community with free water, or would you call the number on the machine and demand your money?
SonnyBoy🇺🇸@gotrice2024

This man and his daughter was at the grocery store picking up some groceries. When it was time to pay, the little girl wanted to pay for it. So the man gave her a $100 to pay, like when she’s playing cashier at home. She takes the money and puts it into the donation for feeding the needy. The man only had that $100 on him and now can’t pay for his groceries. He talks to a manager about taking the money back so he can pay. Everyone now is criticizing him for taking the money back for the needy, saying they need it more than he did. Was he wrong for taking the money back?

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SmartAss@OldUncaDave·
@CarlZha I love the fence for the pet snake🤣🤣
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Carl Zha@CarlZha·
American bro bought 10 pairs of chopsticks for $10 on Amazon. Or so he thought. Now he is a chopsticks artist
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Vincent@Vincentt1987·
En Japón, la pregunta de 100 puntos que un maestro de primaria le hizo a sus estudiantes diciendo "solo tienen 1 minuto"; "Encuentren el error lógico en la imagen."
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A.C. Miller@ACMillerAuthor·
The amount I love this panel— especially when they're told to blindfold immediately—is TOO high! I mean, look at Fred. He's clearly upset. 😁
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SmartAss@OldUncaDave·
@VanessaChaseOG Known in the TV industry as a Travel Show. Every week, a new town, identify problem, solve problem, Hi-Yo Silver, travel to new town.
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Vanessa@VanessaChaseOG·
Shazam! Intro (1976)
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SmartAss@OldUncaDave·
@its_The_Dr I doubt it was a Sit Down restaurant like IHOP or Stuckeys, that’s a drive thru window! It looks like Der Weinerschnitzel to me, maybe a Tastee Freez
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John F. Hamilton@JohnCoolTrivia·
@XMartinsMusicX Easter Parade (1948). At age 63, I finally watched the full movie yesterday, and the singing and dancing is beyond belief.
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Martin's Music
Martin's Music@XMartinsMusicX·
My Top 10 Favourite Movie Soundtracks... what are you adding? 1. Quadrophenia 2. Trainspotting 3. Superfly 4. Help 5. Rushmore 6. O Brother, Where Art Thou? 7. 24 Hour Party People 8. High Fidelity 9. Easy Rider 10. Almost Famous
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SmartAss@OldUncaDave·
@USATRUMPMAN1 A publicity shot for Phyliss Diller performing at the Playboy Club. Playboy had a chain of Nightclubs, Los Angeles, Chicago, London, New York. I think 10 total. Top tier Comics, musicians
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SmartAss@OldUncaDave·
@end3of6days9 Actually the Contractor should give the customer a $300 discount for using her home in social media.
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End3of6Days9 (Helen) 🇺🇸
End3of6Days9 (Helen) 🇺🇸@end3of6days9·
Would you pay $300 extra just to keep your own home private? 🤔 This woman is heated after discovering a crazy clause in her kitchen remodel contract. The company says they can take photos and videos of her house for their social media and website — unless she pays a $300 “inconvenience” fee to keep it off the internet. She had a scary stalking incident last year (a man showed up at her home and she had to get a restraining order), so privacy and safety are a huge deal for her. She politely explained everything and asked them to waive the fee — she’s a full-paying customer with zero discounts — but they flat-out refused. You can literally hear her heart racing as she explains how unfair and insane this feels. She was about to put down her deposit and now she’s seriously rethinking the whole remodel. Update: The kitchen remodel company is now contacting their attorney for defamation because she made this video.
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Based Jessica@RealJessica·
7 H-1B visa workers were supposed to be working on site at the Innovative Data Analytics Group LLC in Plano, Texas. This particular company stood out because they had no website, which is odd for a company with a bunch of software engineers. When looking for suite 78, hoping to find these H1-B workers working on site, she instead finds that it is just a mailbox. She proceeds to go to the residential address of the owner, only to get no answers. The owner was speechless and had no idea where the workers were either. The amount of fraud that is being uncovered is insane, it only makes you wonder how much more are we not seeing. Follow: @RealJessica
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SmartAss@OldUncaDave·
@BrandonStraka But they never would say it (whatever was said?) because they are Soy Boys and not men, not a true Commander in Chief of the military
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Brandon Straka #WalkAway
Brandon Straka #WalkAway@BrandonStraka·
Balint: "If President Biden or President Obama had said anything remotely like this, it would be nonstop coverage on every single channel and everyone on the other side of the aisle would be howling about it and demanding that they step down."
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@gotrice2024 I sometimes eat Lasagna by layer. Don’t judge me, I’m an old man
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SonnyBoy🇺🇸@gotrice2024·
This woman loves hash browns but doesn’t like the crispy exterior. When she eats them, she uses utensils to scoop out the un fried potato pieces and eats them with ketchup. Her sister always complains s about how she eats them and doesn’t like to go out to eat with her because she thinks people stare. If it’s her food she should be able to eat it however she wants, is there a food you eat differently than others?
SonnyBoy🇺🇸@gotrice2024

A group of friends are trying a Georgian restaurant at a recommendation by a member of the group. When the Khinkali came out, they were puzzled about how to eat it. The friend who wanted to come there demonstrated how to eat it. The way she was instructing them to eat it made them just want to use a fork. Have you ever tried foreign cuisine and not know how to eat it?

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Restricted Daily@RestrictedDaily·
A little curveball today. Final Jeopardy — Business & Industry. Don’t talk yourself out of the right answer.
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SmartAss@OldUncaDave·
@USATRUMPMAN1 The fairy is Tinkerbell. The BOY who never grows up is Peter Pan. Fairies don’t age
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Johnny Midnight ⚡️
Johnny Midnight ⚡️@its_The_Dr·
Tim Conway and Carol Burnett will make you laugh out loud on this one! 😂🤣
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